#(<- ignore the fact that drako would very much not be experimenting that's not important right now)

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i just think tbosmaucu nate fighting DEMONS trying not to have a crush on drako just to finally cave at the cost of his dignity and briefly forgetting this is an heir to the harasaeon dynasty so he has to sign an nda. it’s very specific and funny to me. i can picture it vividly

ALADJFJS OK YEAH

"ok. ok FINE I'm into him. what the fuck"

*zayda immediately swanning in with a massive nda heavy enough she could knock him out with it*

#this reminds me for some reason ok so with the release of the rwrb movie I reread the book #and idk if you read it but there’s a scene where the main character's mom #finds out he's. you know. fucking the prince of england. so she makes a powerpoint #that's like: “EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY‚ BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND?” #so I had the FUNNIEST image of kiva making a powerpoint for drako #like “EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY‚ BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH A DOMESTIC TERRORIST?” #(<- ignore the fact that drako would very much not be experimenting that's not important right now) #and obviously just tbos doesn't have powerpoints and in tbosmaucu I'm pretty sure the harasaeons aren't royalty and nate isn't a terrorist #wait are the harasaeons still royalty I actually genuinely can't remember now like I think they are actually damn my memory sucks #nate isn't a terrorist though. which is the important part here #so this would have to be a 3rd tbos. (4th. I almost forgot about darktbosmaucu) modern au #where nate is still a terrorist and drako is still royalty. #nevertheless this image is hysterical to me #and I just wanted you to know #ask #hella1975 #hi hella!🔪