#( and a spirit of justice but we'll keep that on the dl )

[gyakutengagotoku]

Pursuit ~ Overtaken

AA1

Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney!

Mia: You stink at your job.

Maya: You stink at your job.

Edgeworth: You stink at your job.

Phoenix: You're in detention.

Edgeworth: My point still stands.

Mia: Don't worry, Phoenix! I solved all the cases for you!

Phoenix: Thanks, Mia.

Mia: Except the last one. You're on your own.

Phoenix: Aw.

Edgeworth: You stink at your job so much I had to come in.

Phoenix: Shut up, Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: ...Fine. I'm leaving and not coming back.

Phoenix: What? Of course you are.

--

AA2

Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney?

Maya: I stink at my job...

Phoenix: Aw, that's not true.

Maya: Really? Okay.

Franziska: No, it's true. You both stink at life and I am the most perfect of perfection.

Pearl: No, you're just a big meanie!

Franziska: *gasp*

Edgeworth: Hi, I'm back.

Phoenix: Why did you come back!? You were supposed to be dead! *cries*

Edgeworth: Well, excuse me, Wright... I've missed you too.

Maya: Hey, guys, I escaped death three times now! That's gotta be a new record, right?

Phoenix: No more records before bedtime.

Maya: Phooey.

--

AA3

Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace Artist!

Mia: Ew. Also, your girlfriend is a demonic spawn from hell.

Phoenix: Oh. Guess I'll have to go into law to chase that guy instead.

- later -

Maya: Hey, Nick, we're getting really famous! Our urn got stolen, your identity got stolen, and my mom's life got stolen... Wait. Aw.

Phoenix: Does this have anything to do with my ex-girlfriend?

Mia: Yes.

Phoenix: Okie dokie. *runs off a bridge*

Godot: Mr. Phoenix Trite, I've returned from the depths of hell to... Did he just run off a bridge? God, he sucks at everything.

Phoenix: Well, you need anger management.

Godot: ...*tears up* I know.

Edgeworth: I have no real purpose being here.

Franziska: Me neither, but we're cool now.

Maya: Aren't happy endings the best, guys?

???: Yep. Time for a time skip.

Everyone: What!?

--

AA4

Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice, Ace Attorney!

Phoenix: Hahahahaha! That's hilarious.

Trucy: Hey, Daddy! We got your replacement!

Phoenix: That's great, Trucy, but he needs a lot of work.

Apollo: But Mr. Gavin-

Phoenix: Forget him, Apollo. Forget he ever existed and never mention him again... You're hypnotized now, right?

Apollo: I will never mention him again.

Phoenix: He's a good kid, Trucy.

Trucy: I know, right?

Klavier: Mein Gott. I lose my hog, my band bestie and now my brother... Well, I guess that's that, then.

Everyone: *rocks out*

???: By the way, we're taking a break from the main series. Thanks for playing!

Klavier's guitar: *twang*

--

AA5

Phoenix: Hey, we're back! I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace At-

Athena: I'm Athena Cykes, Ace Attorney!

Phoenix: Hey, that's my line.

Athena: And that guy is the worst person ever who I actually knew from when I was a kid.

Blackquill: ...Hmph.

Athena: And I've actually got a host of problems all stemming back from that one case...

Phoenix: DL-6?

Athena: What? No. UR-1.

Phoenix: Oh, right.

Apollo: Athena, what happened to Clay?

Athena: I-I don't knowww! *cries*

Phoenix: That guy happened to Clay.

Apollo: Oh, you mean faceless guy #82716?

Phoenix: Yep.

Athena: Oh. I feel much better now.

Apollo: Sorry for doubting you, Athena.

Phoenix: Just for that, I'm taking the logo from you.

Apollo: O-okay...

Edgeworth: It's been a while, Wright.

Phoenix: Where were you when we needed you last game?

Edgeworth: Booting out corruption in the PO, obviously.

Phoenix: I call BS.

Edgeworth: I got you back your badge and you repay me with a whale as defendant. Who are you calling BS?

Phoenix: ...It wasn't just a whale.

--

AA6

Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'm fine!

Athena: I'm Athena Cykes and I'm fine!

Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright and I'm leaving.

Both: What? Why?

Phoenix: Maya.

- voom -

Maya: Hi, Nick! Aren't these kids adorable?

Ahlbi: We walked here together so that'll be another 10 dharma, please!

Rayfa: I am no mere child! I am the Royal Priestess and daughter to the Queen! I have an ability never before even dreamed of spirit mediums of the past and-

Phoenix: When did we have so many kids?

Maya: By the way, Nick, how's things back at the office?

- voom -

Apollo: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Athena: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Blackquill: ...What fresh hell is this?

Nahyuta: One of many, I'm afraid.

Trucy: Don't worry, Daddy! We'll be fine.

- voom -

Phoenix: They're going great.

Rayfa: Don't ignore me! Do you realize who you're standing before, Barbed Head!?

Phoenix: Hey, where's Maya? ...*gasp*

- voom -

Dhurke: Hey, Apollo!

Apollo: Why are you here.

Dhurke: Let's go treasure hunting!

Apollo: But I don't want to! Oh, fine.

Phoenix: I can't let you keep that treasure, Apollo.

Apollo: What? Mr. Wright!?

Dhurke: Maya's fine. Trust me.

Phoenix: Oh. Okay, carry on.

Dhurke: But Nahyuta isn't. We must go save him! And the country!

Phoenix: Okay! I know a guy with a jet!

- voom -

Dhurke: Oh, by the way, Amara isn't actually dead. I am.

Apollo: What? That's not true...

Ema: Yeah, he is.

Apollo: Nooooooo!

Ga'ran: Seize them! I must have the treasure!

Apollo: But you can't even channel.

Ga'ran: Nooooooo! *dethroned*

Maya: All's well that ends well, eh?

Edgeworth: I still have no purpose being here.

Trucy: Everyone's here, yay!

Apollo: Mr. Wright, I'm staying because it sucks at the WAA- I mean because I need to help the country.

Phoenix: Oh, fine. Athena, you're the new Apollo.

Athena: What!?

- later -

Larry: Hey, guys! Remember me?

Phoenix, Edgeworth: No.

#chat #a brief history of #ace attorney #aa6 was a clusterfrack #spoilers