#( 'YOU CANNOT SET FOOT WITHIN 50 YARDS OF ME FUCKER I KNOW THE DAILY BUGLE-- ' )

[bailesona]

so if your muse ever goes to the diner in search of shelter from a paparazzi mob, the go-to response is for rani to tell henri that the cameras are back again, bc henri sued the ever-loving shit out of five major tabloids after they hounded him at the diner in the aftermath of his divorce, and so whenever henri thinks they're back to harass him again he storms out with a frying pan and starts swinging until everyone's sprinted out of camera-shot.

#( OUT OF COFFEE. ) #( ' AN APPETIZER. ' / HC. ) #( MUSE: H. KAPOOR. ) #( i am changing his fc AND his surname and u will soon learn why :) ) #( but yeah the idea of henri just ) #( being ruthless w paparazzi members ) #( it's DELICIOUS ) #( 'YOU CANNOT SET FOOT WITHIN 50 YARDS OF ME FUCKER I KNOW THE DAILY BUGLE-- ' ) #( even tourists are quick to hide the cameras bc he will not discriminate from the guilty and the innocent ) #( if he sees a camera it's every man woman and child for themselves )