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👣. !!: WEVERSE LIVE : WOOGA SQUAD ‧₊˚

↺ 💌 ࣪ ˖ ∿ author’s note , @ italics are used to indicate when hoseong or wooga squad are speaking in english.

Upon opening the live, fans are met with a cheeky looking Hoseong in his living room, biting on his bottom lip, trying to hide his laugh.

He stays that way for a while.

╰ comment : title says wooga squad?!?! is wooga squad all in one place??

╰ comment : he keeps looking off camera i think they’re all there with him 😭😭

Hoseong looks at the camera, that smile still on his lips as he leans in, reading some of the comments and watching more fans arrive.

HOSEONG: “Right everyone! I’m surprised there’s so many of you right now so late, but maybe a lot of international fans are watching.” *sits up straighter now* “Hello my friends!”

HOSEONG: “Sorry, that’s all I’ll be saying in english for now.”

HOSEONG: “I think a lot of you got excited seeing the title of the live, right?” *laughing* “Ah, please don’t anticipate too much. Wooga squad aren’t here. I just wanted to talk a little bit about them.”

╰ comment : is he serious i can’t tell

╰ comment : wait he click baited us?? 😭😭

╰ comment : he’s lying y’all they’re literally there i’m telling you

??? : *in a hushed voice* “Is he planning to make us stand here the entire live? Let’s raid his fridge.”

A few snickers ensue off camera, followed by Hoseong who purses his lips, trying to stay in character.

HOSEONG: “Oh? I think my camera’s acting a little funny. Did you guys hear that static just now?” *trying to adjust his camera real quick and accidentally angles it to reveal wooshik’s face*

??? : “Yah, he just showed your face!” *ensue more snickers*

Hoseong, whose intention was to remain discreet, drops his head to the table, embarrassed as he laughs.

╰ comment : the others haven’t even introduced themselves and it’s already chaotic LMAO

╰ comment : wooshik got done so dirty i’m crying he looked so caught off guard

??? : “Yah, let’s just show our face. It’s all ruined now.”

And with that last comment, Seojoon is the first to appear on camera with a little peace sign.

SEOJOON: “Hello, I’m here to raid this live.” *moves to pick up the camera, bringing it so close that his face is only visible from his nose upwards*

TAEHYUNG: “Me, me!” *grabs the camera from seojoon, still the same angle, as he wiggles his brows* “ARMY, you already know me, right? This is Taehyungie!” *camera is then passed on again*

WOOSHIK: “Hello, this is Wooshik whose face was revealed without permission.” *waving as others laugh*

PEAKBOY: “And I’m Peakboy.” *bending down a little to appear beside wooshik with a cute smile and peace sign* *camera is passed on yet again*

HYUNGSIK: “They saved the best until the end. Hello ARMY, this is Park Hyungsik.” *winking + finger gun*

HOSEONG: *off camera* “Yah, this is my live! Give me the phone!”

The camera shows Hyungshik looking at Hoseong off camera, laughing, before Hoseong snatches the phone back. He licks his lips and pushes his hair back, using the camera as a mirror.

PEAKBOY: “Oh? Who’s this guy tryna look so good for?”

SEOJOON: “He’s trying to make sure the attention comes back to him since there’s so many handsome guys here.”

╰ comment : wooga squad really just introduced themselves one after the other without giving us a break to catch our breaths

╰ comment : HOSEONG TRYING TO THIRST TRAP ARMYS INTO PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM 😭😭

╰ comment : that 4am air must really hit dif in seoul

HYUNGSIK: “Don’t worry, Baby Woogie. You’re our handsome boy.” *proceeds to squish hoseong’s cheeks and coo at him*

TAEHYUNG: “Of course hyung is handsome. He was ranked first for most handsome face in TC Candler before.”

WOOSHIK: *seemingly shook even tho he already knew that* “Oh, congratulations.” *reaches his hand out*

HOSEONG: *proceeds to shake hands with wooshik* “Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.”

SEOJOON: “Okay, maybe we should put the phone back in place now. Let’s get everyone in view.”

Hoseong proceeds to give the phone to Seojoon who attempts to place it onto the living room table whilst the rest of the members collect chairs to sit on.

PEAKBOY: “We look like an idol group like this.” *laughing as he sees them all in one frame on the camera*

TAEHYUNG: “Oh, I know. This is our leader,” *rests his hand under seojoon’s chin*

TAEHYUNG: “This is our rapper,” *rests his hand under peakboy’s chin*

TAEHYUNG: “This is our main vocalist,” *rests his hand under hoseong’s chin*

TAEHYUNG: “This is our visual,” *rests his hand under hyungsik’s chin*

TAEHYUNG: “This is our centre,” *rests his hand under wooshik’s chin*

TAEHYUNG: “And I’m our maknae!” *cups his own cheeks cutely*

A moment of silence as Taehyung laughs, looking at the others’ reactions.

HYUNGSIK: *to hoseong, as he points at tae* “Is he always like this?”

HOSEONG: “Being cute has become his specialty lately.”

WOOSHIK: “I’ve come to realise he does it more with us because we just encourage him as the youngest.” *all of them laugh in sync*

SEOJOON: “ARMYs must think we’re seriously crazy for laughing so much this early in the morning.”

HYUNGSIK: *to hoseong* “Won’t your neighbours be complaining about the noise? Are the walls soundproof?”

HOSEONG: *a moment of realisation dawns upon him* “Hyung, shut up!” *throws his nearest pillow at seojoon who is shook*

SEOJOON: “Yah! Is this how you show respect to your hyung, huh? In front of your fans, too?”

PEAKBOY: *on his phone rn disregarding them*

TAEHYUNG: *standing up* “I’ll get us some drinks. Hyung, you have drinks in your fridge, right?”

Hoseong nods, waving him away, as he continues to playfully argue with Seojoon.

WOOSHIK: “Are we allowed to be drinking on live like this?”

PEAKBOY: “Well, what’s the problem? We’re all adults.”

HOSEONG: *suddenly interested in the topic as he turns to them* “Staff aren’t here right now. I’m at home so it’s okay to drink.” *looking at the camera* “Staff, if you’re watching this, please look away for us~”

╰ comment : i just know this is going to go down in weverse live history

╰ comment : they cannot be serious right? i don’t trust them not to do something extremely dumb 😭

╰ comment : what if they literally just forget to turn the live off properly after getting drunk off their ass

TAEHYUNG: *comes back with a few bottles of soju and glasses for everyone*

HYUNGSIK: “Ah, drinking at four in the morning… this is going to be crazy.” *rubbing his face*

REST OF THE WOOGA SQUAD: *raising his eyebrows at hyungsik in sync*

PEAKBOY: *pointing at hyungsik casually* “Seriously, he really knows how to put on a show.”

HOSEONG: *also pointing at hyungsik* “ARMY, I hope you know this hyung right here calls us up at any hour of the night, no matter if it’s midnight and we’re sleeping – he’ll call and ask me if I’m up for drinking with him. Randomly.” *shaking his head as he tsks*

HYUNGSIK: “You make me sound like an alcoholic.”

TAEHYUNG: “Hyung, not to be mean or prove Hoseong hyung’s point or anything, but you drink more than any of us here.”

WOOSHIK: “No, no. Let’s not point fingers. I think we all drink a normal amount.” *holding his hands out in front of taehyung and seojoon who are sat on either side of him*

HOSEONG: *laughing* “Hyung, what’s that gonna do? Hyungsik hyung’s still unrestrained.”

WOOSHIK: “Restrain him then!”

As Hoseong goes to ‘restrain’ Hyungsik, Peakboy proceeds to pour everyone a glass of soju, handing it out once everybody has calmed down.

About an hour later.

Taehyung, Hyungsik and Wooshik are all cuddled together asleep in one corner against the foot of the sofa after they moved to sitting on the floor.

HOSEONG: *also clearly very drunk, or at least getting there* “I wanna draw something on their faces.” *unintentionally speaking in pout as he stares at the three boys*

PEAKBOY: “Dude, no.” *touching hoseong’s arm to divert his attention* “That is bad. Bad boy behaviour, you understand?” *crossing his arms in an ‘X’ as he shakes his head* “Hyung, tell him.”

SEOJOON: *literally on the verge of falling asleep himself* “Huh? Oh, oh, yeah. Not good. Bad Hoseong.” *stands up for some reason, trying to walk over hoseong and peakboy whose legs are blocking his way* “Oh shit!” *almost collapses lmao*

HOSEONG: *immediately on high alert* “Huh?! Yah, hyung! You’re not supposed to curse on this. This is a children’s broadcast!” *words are clearly coming out wrong*

PEAKBOY: “A children’s broadcast?” *a little confused before it clicks, and a long ‘ooo’ leaves his lips* “You mean there are, like, children watching?”

HOSEONG: “Yes!” *stands on his knees, arms pointing up at the sky* “Think of the children!”

SEOJOON: *literally could not give less of a fuck as he heads to the bathroom* “Pay attention to your own kids.”

╰ comment : what did he just saaaay? 👀

╰ comment : YOUR OWN KIDS?? PARDON?!!?

╰ comment : hoseong dilf arc? 🥴

╰ comment : girl dinner

Hoseong is dumbfounded right now as Peakboy snickers beside him. He watches Seojoon leave the living room, staring after him for a moment before looking at the camera.

HOSEONG: *literally crawling to the camera and settling it onto his lap* “ARMY, you’re not listening to him, right? Don’t fall into his lies.” *whispering cutely*

HOSEONG: *decides to hold the camera closer to his face now* “I don’t mess around with girls like that… I’m… a good boy. A good boy, ARMY. My mom would be mad if I dated a girl and didn’t tell her.” *giggling rn, a little shy*

HOSEONG: “Am I talking too much? I’m sorry. But ARMY, I need you to do me a favour, okay? Can you do that?”

HOSEONG: *looks behind him to where peakboy is on his phone again before looking at the camera* “We’re going to charge at Seojoon hyung for being mean to Seongie.” *trying to be even quieter now* “Let’s support my plan, okay? Hwaiting!” *little fist of support*

It takes about a minute or two for the bathroom door to click open and shut again, indicating Seojoon’s arrival as his footsteps near.

Hoseong, who had been crouched in position, stands immediately with a loud war cry once Seojoon steps into the living room.

The camera is shaky as Hoseong charges towards Seojoon, and the live ends exactly on the older’s shocked face as he attempts to brace for cover.

💬 — HOSEONG’S TAGLIST.

@pandorasword , @ateezsora , @bts-dream , @fairiepoems , @kaitieskidmore97

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