#'who died a thousand deaths on a thousand blades bc i ordered a cake from dex's diner n didn't talk about where the eggs come from

[jedie]

anakin has snacks in his belt pouch

#「 HC. 」 see through the lies. #and its stuff he finds on whatever planet he's on #he hates field rations but WILL a deep fried mushroom or JUICY bug a la timon e pumba #he just enjoys experiencing the cultures of the worlds he visits #he calls it being resourceful for fear of obi-wan having a existential crisis over whether or not he should report him to #the council bc he said he enjoys the tea on glup shitto #'master the sunset is beautiful today :)' #eeby weenie knievel: 'what will u say at my funeral now that youve killed me' #'here lies the body of my master the sexiest to ever do it (look like a loiterer around the cooking section of barnes and noble) #'who died a thousand deaths on a thousand blades bc i ordered a cake from dex's diner n didn't talk about where the eggs come from #'n their journey through the force n whose journey will continue thru me' #'i will never forget his words: 'ur joy will kill us all' when i but once laughed at a joke a clone made'