#'how do you think he sleeps?' rook asks and azul replies with 'with the fishes >:('

[merakiui]

wait imagine in a au where rollo transfers to nrc, all other rooms in ramshackle are barely livable so rollo sleeps in the same bed as you and u offhandly mention it

Omg the chaos that a single offhand remark will cause...

Ace and Deuce will invite themselves over to Ramshackle for so many sleepovers out of both envy and because there are no rules at Ramshackle, so they can disobey as much as they want without Riddle collaring them. That, and they can keep an eye on Rollo. They can't let Rollo become your best buddy when you have them!

Riddle thinks it's embarrassing and improper for two classmates to sleep in the same bed, but then Riddle has also never experienced a sleepover before so he would not know that sleeping in the same bed is completely normal for friends if space is limited.

Azul's fake smile has never fallen so fast before. You and Rollo. The same bed. Together. Same bed. Close and warm under the covers. Together. It should've been him! He's so jealous! He wants the twins to look after you and intervene in case Rollo tries anything, but Floyd thinks that's too lame and boring and Jade will only do it if Azul adds mushroom dishes to the Mostro Lounge menu permanently. Catch Azul in the bushes with binoculars, seething through grit teeth about how you can't rely on eels to do an octopus's job.

Epel definitely joins Ace and Deuce for those sleepovers. A night spent with you is already fun, even more so since he won't have to follow any of the night routines Vil makes him keep up with. >:D he's free to rebel for an entire night. He can feast on junk food and snacks and not have Vil in his ear about how unhealthy all of it is. Epel challenges Rollo to an arm wrestle because he wants to make sure Rollo's physically strong enough to protect you if anything happens since Epel lives all the way in Pomefiore and wouldn't be able to arrive fast enough if something happened. But Epel also has faith in your strength! Though it would be nice if you could rely on him to come to your aid... He's not some weak choir boy like Rollo!

Rook finds Azul in the bushes and decides to stay for a nice, riveting chat. He asks all the best questions. Questions like, "What positions do you the Roi du Mouchoir prefers? How do you think he sleeps? Do you think he is the little spoon or the big spoon? Do you think he drools? How many beats does his pretty heart skip when he dreams?" Azul is going to cry. This is his worst day yet.

Idia could pretend he doesn't care, but Rollo keeps finding and destroying all of the tiny cameras and mics he's scattered throughout Ramshackle. He's more annoying than Idia thought...

Malleus still visits every night to say hello to you and Rollo. Even if Rollo glares and huffs, Malleus is still cordial. Though he can't help the jealousy that sparks when he watches his favorite child of man bicker lightheartedly with Rollo. The two of you have certainly grown close. At first he was pleased to know you were so generous and welcoming to Rollo, but ever since he's moved into Ramshackle things have become so lively. These troublesome things are like thorns in his side, but nothing is more thorny than envy.

#twisted chit chat #'how do you think he sleeps?' rook asks and azul replies with 'with the fishes >:(' #he wants rollo out of your life so bad it makes him look silly <3