#'IM TELLING ALFRED YOU DIED AGAIN' 'nononononono'

[not-another-robin]

AU where Alfred adopts the robins instead of Bruce. Everything is the same except the dynamic is significantly funnier

#idk i think them being brothers takes a lot of the bite out of Bruce's tomfoolery #'IM TELLING ALFRED YOU DIED AGAIN' 'nononononono' #' this is alfred hes my mom :) this is bruce hes a bitch' #bruce (40): my younger brother is coming to visit #coworker: oh thats nice. how old is he? #bruce: 9 #yes im tagging this #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam #okay Im not tagging every kid