#''the kids are still beating his ass (they got epona to kick him)'' ''the kids are still beating his ass (its their birthday. +

[monpalace]

Percival walks him through the joys of having a pregnant wife because he went through this with his mother when he was 10. Time is just freaking out because of the drawing that Percival had to make to walk him through it.

Back to Twi and Songbird, those kids are still beating his ass -🧚🏽‍♀️

percival just drew time a picture of what he (accidentally) managed to get a glimpse of when his little sibling was born so time knows what to expect. it's horrifically inaccurate (and more akin to a eldritch creature). time is traumatized. he goes back to malon like "maybe, hear me out, i DONT need to be in the room with you when our kid is born? maybe, just maybe, i'm standing outside getting whatever you need, but not going inside the room? i just think i'd be better help out there"

TWI NEVER WINNING THOUGH?? "yo, momma's boyfriend, if you play a game with us we'll stay out of your way and not cause any trouble when you propose" "alr" now why is he being chased with some hairspray and a lighter all of a sudden 🤨

#IMAGINE GETTING JUMPED BY TWO KIDS AND LOSING??????? #you'd never see my face again. #idk if u've heard of it but that one tayk twitter acc thats like ''he still in jail. he still in jail.'' everyday??? #wild runs one but its just for twi gettin his ass handed to him everyday #''the kids are still beating his ass (they got epona to kick him)'' ''the kids are still beating his ass (its their birthday. + #+ he hasn't seen [name] all day. he's depressed.)'' ''the kids are still beating his ass. (WHAT WAS THAT LOUD ASS THUD??)'' #faeries in the garden #the palace answers #Athena. Songbird. Atalanta. and Aphrodite