#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm

[battlexworned]

“ milk? “

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* WHATS GOING ONN #* CONTEXT PLEASE

[battlexworned]

“ …what’s a condom? “

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* am I going to regret this? #* …yesnt #* this is so out of context I swear to god BAHAHA #nsft...????

[battlexworned]

He has died once. And when given the second chance, he received what he believes to be the most annoying drawback in existence.

But wait a minute, why is there a competition on how many times you died? This ain’t suppose to be normal what is wrong with you all—

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* if you ask him about what it feels to die he’ll straight up say ‘hell no I ain’t talking shit’ #* BAHAHAH

[battlexworned]

He needs a drink.

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* WHAT IS YALL TALKIN ABOUTTT #* IM SCREAMING

[battlexworned]

He just woke up, why are people talking about humans again?

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* me who also has zero clue LMAOO #* Human slander??

[battlexworned]

Ironhide is currently sustaining a laughter, mainly for the pinky situation.

Stay strong stay strong stay strong stay strong stay strong stay stro

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* i saw pink Starscream and I FLEWWW

[battlexworned]

“ looks like most of us need some therapy, not me tho’, I’m kinda too late for that. “

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #((I can’t believe I fucking caused a trend again #((hee hee hee hoo

[battlexworned]

He may be a worm but he's willing to fight somebody if he has to. He's wiggling with RAGE.

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; crack #💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm

[battlexworned]

“ Starscream fragged who now? “

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* TEARS

[battlexworned]

@noblexprime answered: “… Thank you, Ironhide.” Blunt as ever.

“

“ Had to be said sooner or later. “

Besides, blunt works! In what moment of Ironhide being blunt has failed? If you somehow know don’t answer

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #noblexprime

[battlexworned]

“ Ya think? “

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* I love dash comms so fucking much

[battlexworned]

“ I ain’t sure ‘bout my trauma makin’ me soft. But I do have a list o’ all the traumas I got tho’ . “

And it’s up to 2 or 3 pages long.

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* him unfolding the list like a fucking RECEPIT

[battlexworned]

He was trying to sleep.

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* TEEBS DID WJAT #* TEARS

[battlexworned]

He’s sharing weapons, he’s not gonna let that anon slide.

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* MURDERRR #* I WONT TOLERATE TEEBS SLANDER

[battlexworned]

He had to rub his optics, squeeze his forehelm as a futile attempt to make the headache go away. But now that he has heard-

…why are people talking about manlets?

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #* HERE IT COMESS

[battlexworned]

Apprehending the shooter wasn’t enough. Dragging them away from the ceremony to possibly meet their new life in prison wasn’t enough. Of course the bastard appeared with a cloak- that stupid coward. He wanted to break their face plates with a single punch. Not only for disrupting a moment that should’ve been peaceful, but for almost murdering the one who made all of this possible.

Medical aid arrived in time- but he was angry. Angry towards the culprit, but also towards himself. He could’ve prevented this… somehow.

Primus below, can something not go wrong for one goddamn day?

#💢彡 || 𝙞 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 || ic. ; dash comm #💢 ;; rebirth event. #* I may or may not have tagged this wrong #* But yes hello angry bitch incoming