#👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

hey Hades Heracles has thick brown eyebrows and blonde hair and his nose has a slight hooked shape to it do you think they're gonna mention how he's Theseus' cousi

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #Everything makes me think of him 😔 #hades 2 spoilers

[ancientgreekyuri]

My assumption is that those who only know Theseus through my posts will assume that he's a lot nicer than he is in canon 😭 he's only really nice to Asterius, though there's reasons to believe he treats other famed heroes with admiration!. But most of his canon dialogue is calling Zagreus a stunning array of unique insults... it's cute to me how clever he gets with them though 💖

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #immune to ever getting mad at him / his boss battle cuz i love him and i like it when he wins :~)

[ancientgreekyuri]

i love that being in love with Theseus means I'm completely immune to finding him annoying. Whenever I'm playing and against him in the arena I'm like Yaayy Yippee ^__^ !!

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

imagining a hilarious scenario where Melinoe thinks Theseus is coming into him so he's like "I apologize, Lady Melinoe, but I cannot accept your feelings! For you see, I love my husband and wife far too much for such external affairs to have any appeal to me. I hope that this does not damage our budding friendship for with one another, for I do truly enjoy your company!" 🥺 And the whole time Mel is like WHAT!!!!!!!!!! because she was just being friendly in the most platonic way

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #AU: Hades the Sequel the Game

[ancientgreekyuri]

I hope we get a chance to try one of the desserts heretjeb like sorbet one sounded really yummy. I think Theseus would be the type to always get a nice dessert at the end of a date but also he runs the bill sooooooooo super high. Thankfully he's a gentleman (and his family is upper middle class) and so he pays 🙏🏾

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #Ough....... I really really wanted to try that curry 😭 even tho I understand why we didn't get any #Maybe I can ask if we can get some curry tomorrow. Or I'll just get it for myself

[ancientgreekyuri]

being a Theseus superfan in a world of Theseus haters is my most difficult task yet ..... but even so I preserver

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

shoutout to characters that I would have a crush on if I liked their clothes more. Maybe hypocritical of me to say considering I'm obsessed with a guy who looks like this sometimes

But still 💔

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #I'm allowed to drag my husband but if anyone else does it I'll beat ass <- facts

[ancientgreekyuri]

i like how Theseus is in the top 10 of guys who shouldn't be given a gun and then they went and gave him two :~)

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

we think its so funny that when we first played Hades we couldnt stand Theseus and now were like "he isnt so bad, hes a but annoying but hes fun! he has some charm to him!" because of u to the point we were literally like "he would NOT fucking do that u asshole!" at someone saying that they could see him side with Chronos with so much anger we were honestly kinda surprised at how mad we got. but like. he would not. leave him alone ure just jealous that he pulled two bad bitches! we think u would get a kick out of this tbh

converting people to the side of Theseus Understanding is my biggest goal honestly 🙏🏾🙏🏾 and you're right he would Not do that 😭 he's dedicated to the Olympians (and to Lord Hades) and that's entirely why he's like that to Zag to begin with 💔 why would he wanna side with the guy whose trying to destroy all that 😔 smh... If ur gonna hate him at least hate him Properly instead of making up reasons you know 😭

#💌 letters #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #This Is funny to me sorry. I'll convert everyone to enjoying this weird and mean guy 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[ancientgreekyuri]

i really love the idea of theseus being a leo, but I can't imagine his birthday Not being August 31st for some reason...

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

one of my biggest reasons for wanting more official art for Theseus is that his skin tone would no longer be a mystery

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #I give him a medium brown with a orange undertone #But some artists draw him darker bc his sprite has some darker tones #And some make him lighter (bad) but his house of Hades portrait Does look pale I won't deny it

[ancientgreekyuri]

sometimes I think about "wifeswap" / crossover AUs because it's fun to think about how different S/Is may interact with different F/Os. I think while Dia and Nerine are each other's biggest haters, Dia would get along with AZ 😭

A wife swap in the traditional sense would be next to impossible due to Theseus being a big bundle of jealousy btw

#📜 muse's voice #🌺 nymph of the happy fields (dianthus) #🌸🌨️ sic arsit historia kalosis (nerine) #🗝️ paleozoic within the body (az) #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

Theseus is very athletic and enjoys trying out new things when it comes to sports (he Is credited with inventing a form of wrestling, after all) ... Sometimes I think about him roller skating even though I can't do it and am scared of the idea 😭

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #I tried once and it went really badly 💔

[ancientgreekyuri]

sometimes I remember that Theseus was originally going to throw flowers to the audience and get sad 😔 I understand why they scrapped the idea (it probably would've been difficult to get across visually) but I would have liked to see it 💔

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus) #He can throw flowers to Dia 💘

[ancientgreekyuri]

i think that Theseus is a weird pervert 🫶🏾 but even he can become shy in certain circumstances....

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)

[ancientgreekyuri]

funny thing that happened to me at one point is that I kept seeing Theseus' name everywhere. Go to behind the name and it's the featured name of the day. Open a book about honey and there's a quote from Plutarch's Life of Theseus. There were other instances but those are the two I remember most 😭

#📜 muse's voice #👑 the once and future king (theseus)