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#🍓makes me feel single like a pringle
short-black-diamond · 7 months
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NONONO WE MADE SURE LIKE TO STOP AS SOON AS WE SAW SOMEONE IN THE DISTANCE
Lowkey blue balled him 💔 LMFAOOO
I am also way too anxious to be an exhibitionist😻
Its just the only place we can do anything lmfaooo since im not allowed guests and well my dad wouldn’t want me at a boys house
But thank uu diamonnn ❤️❤️❤️
-🍓
OOP- sorry
but damn L dad I guess...but like, can't you come to his place or sumthing??
Uh huh "way to anxious to be an exhibisionist"--BRO YOU SUCKED HIM
anyways stay save sis, i hope you two will have your fun soon.
now tell me how to get a boyfriend. like, bitch. I'm older than you. how tf do you have a bf before me, I'm a little jealous, but moreso confused
HOW DO I GET A BF, TELL ME YOUR WAYS!!!
PLEASE
-your single diamond </3
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fates-theysband · 1 year
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💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?
🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?
🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?
🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?
🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?💘 you would fall in love with someone who…
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💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?
🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?
🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?
❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?
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💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?
i have been before! until...coming up on a year ago i was in a relationship (we broke it off, we just weren't compatible anymore). right now i am extremely taking it easy on irl romantic stuff. sort of a romantic gap year while i figure stuff out. i honestly am probably arospec in a real-life context.
🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?
not to sound like a 2012 tumblr girlie (<- technically is a 2012 tumblr girlie) but sunflowers
🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?
i love truffles so much. i've eaten two bags of them since february began.
💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?
i am a big physical affection person and also i just like...doing things for people. like YES i will watch your dog YES i will run to the store for you YES i will spot you some cash so you can eat after rent hits
i also feel super loved by just like...being known. i mentioned before that my bil sends me every tbh creature meme he finds. my brother sends me tma memes. my friends will send me everything related to cephalopods and skeletons they find. even my mom, as fraught as my relationship with her is, will send me things related to movies or bands she knows i like.
🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?
my view on marriage is, at this current point in my life, similar to that of ms. whoopi goldberg: i don't want somebody in my house
seriously though...hghhh the thought stresses me out. commitment scary. if i actually did get to that point with someone i would NOT want a big showy proposal. nobody fucking look at me. take me somewhere romantic and/or significant to our relationship and propose to me there.
🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?
i love love love cheesecake!!! i found frozen japanese-style cheesecakes at costco once (they're not at my location anymore but i still have one in my freezer) and those are fantastic. i like making various types of bread. my mom swears by my lemon bread but im not impressed with it and i think i do a better job with pumpkin bread (had a family friend polish off an entire loaf of it in like, two hours once).
💘 you would fall in love with someone who…
uh...i dont think i have a good answer for this one. not a huge amount of experience playing the field here.
⚘ what’s your have a type?
i super don't have one lol im a romantic wildcard. you don't know what i'm gonna do next and neither do i!
💝 what gift would you like to receive? what type do you like to give?
i can answer the ones i like giving more readily so ill start there. i like coming up with gifts i feel are practical based on the person's hobbies or interests or that remind me of them.
i really like getting handmade gifts. like my best friend is a very crafty person so she makes gifts for basically every occasion. and my bil made me those spell bottles i mentioned earlier. which reminds me, i gotta text him for the directions.
💕 vague about your crush or paterner?
well in an irl context i am the most single of pringles rn. How Ever...i sure do wish A CERTAIN SOMEONE was real right now so i could kiss him. on the mouth.
💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?
i super do not. i have a long-held fantasy of feeling comfortable infodumping to someone who was genuinely interested in what i had to say so the day i can unleash the madness to the full extent it's over.
🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?
the answer to "what are you doing for valentine's day" is currently "probably my laundry 😔" bc that's an hour and a half round trip so it's an all day deal. the day before (since that's the common day off between me and my friends) i'm gonna go see my buddies and eat pizza and play some viddy games though.
🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?
i do think im like, actually funny and witty
i'm actually starting to like my writing.
i have fucking impeccable fashion sense.
i am starting to realize that oh, yeah, i can be cute.
i'm starting to grow a spine??? what the fuck??? new development but welcome
i do think i have a nice voice.
i hate myself a lot less than i did when i was younger
i used to like, wonder if i would ever be emotionally mature enough to be a person but i think i actually have been all along.
i like. believe myself now when i say i'm doing everything i can to be a good person and put good things into the world.
my taste in music is also impeccable.
❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?
Ourple, sequins especially if they're the flippy ones, i like both silk and velvet but if my nails accidentally graze against silk the wrong way i explode so velvet
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short-black-diamond · 7 months
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DUDE SO MUCH HAS AHOPENED
WARNING!
Brief mention of nsfw topic 😋 and a lil too much tmi pfttt
Okay soooooooo
After making out we met up the next day and went on like a 2-ish hour walk and like well IT WENT A LIK FURTHER THAN MAKING OUT…
Icl it was funny cause right. We were making out and i think i made fun of him for something so he said “suck my dick” and i said “alright bet” AND WELL YK I DID 🤭🤭 BUT LIKE IT WAS IT WAS CUT SHORT CAUSE LIKE IT WAS ON A PATHWAY IN A SORTA WOODED AREA SO YK PEOPLE SOMETIMES WALKED BY (it was vv dark but still) SO YEAH LMFAOOO
Anyway we got to the point of basically dating and then lastnight he asked me to be his girlfriend🤭🤭 I SAID YES.
Okay so yeah tehehe but theirs like a 90% chance both our parents have caught on my dad had asked me “are you seeing anyone?” And i lied lmfao
And then apparently his mum said something like he looks happy and have you met a girl and like he said “maybe” FHJDDH
ANYWAYY hes really cute and shit theheeh
- successful 🍓
Sorry for the tmi😭
so you're an exhibisionist
BUT BRO REALLY??!??! LIKE DAMN MAYBE SUM PPL WANNA TAKE A NICE WALK AND NOT SEE SUM DUDE GET SUCKED OFF YOU KNOW😭😭😭💀
but still I'm happy for you, my precious stráberrié!!!
Also please tell your parents sooner or later that you have a bf now. tho I actually feel quite honored to know hehehehe
also I hope he's as sweet as you describe him to be, my love <3
*manifesting a healthy relationship for you and him*
-your diamond <3
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