#🍏dash commentary

[whirlwiinded]

"It must difficult experiencing emotions that you can't put into words. Perhaps writing some poetry would do the trick."

#🍏ic #🍏dash commentary #Venti just casually keeping tabs on everyone with an anemo vision #Also Rye wanted my Venti muse to wake up so here #Have a brat

[fivc-applcs]

" Oh wow! Mimmy look! There's a dancing banana guy!! " Kitty excitedly started jumping while pointed at the TV display. Grabbing her sister to look at the Game Show that was being advertised.

" Is he really a banana? Do you think, Mimmy? "

" Woah... Well if he really is one, then that banana has a lot of talent!... I wonder if it's hard being a banana... What would life be like as a grain of rice? "

#[🍎yeah!🍏] ; ic #[🍎hello🍎] ; kitty #[🍏hello🍏] ; mimmy #dash commentary #//they would think he's just a man in a costume #//lmao #//their little baby minds wont be able to comprehend this #thebananwithaplan

[greenvengeance]

She sees height shenanigans and is resisting the urge to crack a joke...

#🍏 // ic ; cleo #🐢 // dash commentary #🐢 // v ; a little help #cleo whos a whole ass 6'2:

[whirlwiinded]

"I see everyone is expressing their hidden desires today. Good for them."

#🍏IC #🍏dash commentary #🍏crack #Venti vc: I support your weird kinks

[whirlwiinded]

Why didn't he get any gifts from Fontaine....

#🍏IC #🍏dash commentary

[whirlwiinded]

Biting, huh?

Casually pops his collar up over his neck as if hiding something.

#🍏IC #🍏dash commentary #I haven't looked at the dash in days #and when I do everyone's talking about fangs and biting #alright then

[whirlwiinded]

Seems like the tavern was pretty lively tonight.

"Next round of drinks is on me!"

With what mora? He'll figure it out when he's sober.

#🍏IC #🍏dash commentary #Everyone's getting drunk #the bard is proud

[whirlwiinded]

...What?

#🍏IC #🍏crack #🍏dash commentary #Honestly have no idea whats happening

[whirlwiinded]

“Sard!“

#🍏IC #🍏Dash Commentary #Are we all swearing again?

[whirlwiinded]

A deep sigh.

As much as he’d like to be the peacekeeper, it seemed he wouldn’t be able to get much of a word in with how riled up everyone was. As long as it didn’t involve Mondstadt, he was going to keep to himself for now.

#🍏IC #🍏Dash Commentary #Venti vc: Im too old for this shit

[whirlwiinded]

And they are at it again....

“Ladies, you are still both pretty. Is this truly necessary?”

Either way, of course his bet is on Xiao.

#🍏IC #🍏Dash Commentary

[whirlwiinded]

#🍏IC #🍏Crack #🍏Dash Commentary #He's not joining in on flat fuck friday #hes just passed out

[whirlwiinded]

He's all for welcoming in a new Geo archon.

Would that then make him the oldest among the seven?

#🍏IC #🍏crack #🍏dash commentary

[whirlwiinded]

Other Ventis getting higher scores than him.....

#🍏IC #🍏Crack #🍏dash commentary #sdfjhsdfkshjdfk My poor boy #It could have been worse

[greenvengeance]

Santa's Naughty or Nice List

" Was it the war crimes ? Ah' feel like it was the war crimes. "

#🍏 // ic ; cleo #🐢 // v ; 2007 #🐢 // dash commentary #or it was bashing ur twins skull in

[greenvengeance]

Walks in.

Sees Carlton. Stares.

" ... " Slowly turns and walks away.

#🍏 // ic ; cleo #🐢 // dash commentary #relevant to my raph blog but YEAH CLEOS NOT. GONNA HAVE A FUN TIME W HIM AROUND.