#ﾐ Muse ;; MIU IRUMA 彡

[idyllicserendipity]

@falsiliar​​​ asked: “Hey, Miu! Hey. Hey. Hey—! I'm in desperate need of your maaaaassive brain! Please; this is, like, way important. ( •᷄⌓•᷅ ) How do you spell 'i cup'? ﾍ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾍ)"

    LIKE A PINCH OF SALT DASHED into her gorgeous baby blues, Miu’s features were quick to hike themselves up in UGLY DISTASTE at the very sight of the other. Already skeptical as to why he was even here other than to PISS HER OFF,  so would her hands rest themselves apprehensively upon her hips as she allowed him the blessing of a listening ear. When she could have simply told him to fuck off--

   “Eurgh, what is it now?          No wait, lemme guess-- you want a bunch-a TOYS that only a                         LAME LIL’ VIRGIN like you will ever be SATISFIED with, RIGHT”

   He could pull that INNOCENT LIL’ BOY ACT all he wants, but Miu and the others have long since come to know that he was ANYTHING BUT.

   ... Pft, important? HAH! Like anything important EVER comes oughta that FUCKIN’ GLORY HOLE he calls a mouth! And while it IS TRUE that she did indeed possess a massive brain (Oh yes, even she knows how unfair this all is-- for she alone to possess BOTH BRAINS and BEAUTY~), the Ultimate Inventor would give nothing more than a snort and a roll of her eyes. 

   Did he really think she was that STUPID? Like she would believe any compliment that comes out of that LYIN’ YAP of his! Buuuut, lucky for you, ya lil’ dweeb. She’s not only beautiful, smart-- but KIND and GENEROUS too! As so evidentially shown right then, what with her entertaining your dumbass requests when you have done nothing more but waste her precious time. Ooohh what would you and the others do without her, really?

   “I-CUP?!         Even an annoyin’ LIL’ TURD like you should know this!                                                                  I-C-U-P--ee--”

   KHH-HRRGHH!!!!

  Far too late in clenching her teeth together, Miu had only wished that she could have bitten the tip of her tongue off. Instead of allowing herself to drag out that final alphabet for as long as she had. Undignified shudders noticeably running through the entirety of her body, and all the way to the ends of her tentacular hair.

   L-LIKE HELL WOULD SHE EVER WANT GOLDEN SPORTS AND THE NAME KOKICHI OUMA TO EVER BE PLACED TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!

   “... I-I can’t believe it... h-hrgh... I can’t... believe a genius like me fell for something like that...”

   And here she was, having managed to swerve around those first few landmines-- only to land FACE FIRST into the biggest one of em’ all... And all she could do now was shrivel up like a raisin in the sun at this very defeat... 

#ﾐ Muse ;; MIU IRUMA 彡 #ﾐ Muse ;; MIU IRUMA ;; Asks 彡 #ﾐ KOKICHI OUMA AND MIU IRUMA ;; Somehow he’s the sperm that won that day ;; falsiliar 💛 彡 #falsiliar #(I'm so-- I'm so sorry AUHEUAWHE)