#「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」

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⟬ @whimsiicalmuses ⟭

“There is someone who wants me B,” Kouleia said clutching her hands into fists at her side. Yeah this person just wanted to fuck her, but at least they were showing some interest in her physically.

She didn’t even know what she wanted to Beel by telling him, but she was pissed off, and clearly missing physical intimacy.

“Maybe I should go spend the night with him. Let him have way with me.” She gestured to herself, she knew she was acting like a crazy person, but Beel confused her. They were friends, sure, but not once did he ever make a move on her. Isn’t that why guys befriended girls, so they could make their way into their bed? Maybe Beel was so repulsed by her he had no interest.

Beelzebub was known to take his time when he thought. Most cases, it was because he wanted to be careful with his words. Other times, it was simply because he was a little slow to pick up what others were putting down.

She didn't give him the chance.

The meaning behind her words had been placed directly into his hands, and the weight of them was too much, even for a demon as strong as himself.

"Is it Azethan?" He tried to keep his voice even, but the implications chiseled away at his throat and made it crack.

As loyal as he was to his fangol team, there were a few that he preferred not to spend time with. They were arrogant to the point that it made the usually laid-back Beelzebub grind his teeth, but he always held his tongue. He never wanted to cause tension or trouble, never wanted to be the reason why someone was having a bad day.

He didn't mind if Azethan had a bad day.

"He doesn't like you." The words were out before he could stop them. He wasn't lying, but he knew he should have been a bit more sensitive about the subject. He was so aware of this that all he could do was wince after he spoke, lips slamming shut before more word vomit escaped.

"I mean, he... he does. He doesn't mean it in a good way, though." His voice dropped to an anxious mumble. "He told us a few days ago. He said a lot of nasty things, and I didn't like it."

He openly admitted that all he wanted from her was the chance to have her. Beelzebub knew he was a demon and that his own desires were selfish, but he still shuddered at just how horrid some demons could be.

"He won't treat you right." He kept his eyes glued to the tips of his shoes, not wanting to see the look on her face. He assumed she would be heart-broken, that she really had found interest in someone other than him.

Asmodeus had told him time and time again that he needed to make a move before it was too late, but he didn't like the idea of rushing. She wouldn't believe him if he told her as much, but she deserved all the time it took to get to know her.

Desperate for her to listen and believe him, he hesitantly reached out for one of her tightly balled fists. "I don't want him to hurt you. You aren't supposed to be used like that. Don't go with him."

A pause, then with a croak, "please."

#whimsiicalmuses #whimsiicalmuses ; kouleia #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( OOF !! You said angst but :') my heartttttt ) #( BABIES )

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⟬ @batoushoujo / starter call ⟭

"What is a cronut, and how soon can I get one?" He was already drooling despite not knowing what it was. Just about anything could sound like food if he thought about it hard enough.

#batoushoujo #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( went with his brother because he's a pure bean ) #( and if he ends up getting along with her faster than mammon did he'll be upset lmao )

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⟬ @gamenu / starter call ⟭

"What do you usually do around this time?" They were both comfortable on the sofa, a holiday-themed cooking competition playing on the television. "I know the Human Realm is pretty big, and there's loads of different traditions."

#gamenu #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( we haven't had a thread with them in a bit c: )

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⟬ meme / @batoushoujo ⟭

❝ Was I supposed to NOT be mean? ❞ // to Mammon!

"Ain't it supposed t'be a human's instinct t'be nice when someone's in need? Y'know, humanity lovin' one another an' helpin' thy neighbor. I forgot everythin' we were taught up there." Mammon gave his hand a flippant wave, though what he claimed was an utter lie. He remembered most of it, but he liked to pretend he didn't now that he was tainted.

The hand he held out was raised a bit higher, finger wriggling. "C'mon, I only asked for a couple'a bucks. I forgot t'have some of my grimm exchanged for whatever money y'all use here. Ain't like I'm askin' for a lot! I'll even forgive ya for what ya said earlier if ya bump it up to fifteen instead'a five."

#batoushoujo #「 ( mammon ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( no shame. NO SHAME ) #( get treated meanly and he still tries skjdfsdf )

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⟬ meme / @bucketfullofocs ⟭

[Aya @ Beel] ’ Why are you all wet? ‘ 

There was an audience. Not only had Aya met him at the door, but a small handful of his brothers lingered behind her. They were as curious as she was, but she was quicker to ask then they were ( which was impressive considering Asmodeus was there. )

Beelzebub glanced down, spotted the puddle he had created and gave a guilty wince. "Coach said that morale was a little low, so I went out with the team to eat. A few of them started to mess around, and the shortcut we took to get out of school had a lake near it."

He didn't have to explain further. Leviathan complained about normie jocks, Asmodeus sighed wistfully about wishing he could be handled by the fangol team, and Satan warned his younger brother that he ought to have the water cleaned up before Lucifer saw. The latter most comment stuck with Beelzebub, his already sloping shoulders lowering a notch further.

"Yeah, I should clean up. I'm sorry."

#bucketfullofocs #bucketfullofocs ; aya #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」

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⟬ @pluviacuratio ⟭

Sits in front of Beel and holds her hands out. She's looking to cling for a bit!

"I have to finish this assignment, or the professor is going to have a talk with my coach. But..."

He helped her into his lap, letting her cling as much as she liked while he shuffled this chair back towards the table where he had laid out his homework and notes. She would be trapped between his broad chest and the edge of the table, but that would give them both what they wanted. "If I have any questions, will you help me? The sooner I get this done, the sooner I can actually snuggle with you."

#pluviacuratio #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」

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⟬ meme / @lyriccl ⟭

’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’ ( to Beel! )

"You're definitely smarter than me, but. . ." His head tilted, giving him the air of a confused puppy. "I don't get it."

Beelzebub liked to think that he deeply understood Emma, given their connection and the time they had spent together, but there were some convoluted paths of thought that he couldn't follow. This one seemed to twist in on itself multiple times, and so much so that he had become lost the moment he tried to comprehend.

"Can you explain it to me?"

#lyriccl #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( beel just: nope :/ brain not working. help pls )

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⟬ @deathsmaidens — beelzebub's birthday 3/11 ⟭

happy birthday to beel !! she recreated his favourite dish from hell's kitchen & made a new pillow herself for belphie as well 👉👈

"Hey, that pillow looks really comfy." Around a mouthful of food, Beelzebub paid Milou as well-deserved compliment.

He had already thanked her for the meal she had prepared for him with both words and a crushing hug, but a new idea had sprung to mind. There was no doubt in his mind that Belphegor had considered the same idea, but he was the first to voice it.

"We should take a nap together later. You worked hard, and you're probably tired." If she wasn't, he wouldn't be upset, but he did hope that she might settle down with them and give herself a moment to breathe once the day became quiet.

#deathsmaidens #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( group nap <3 ) #( beel wants her to relax and get some peace )

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⟬ @whimsiicalmuses ⟭

“Why is this so hard?” Kouleia seethed as she peered at the recipe while in the kitchen. When she agreed to attend this god forsaken school she never thought it would take so long to adjust.

She use to like cooking, but the recipes here were so bizarre that it took all the fun out of it.

Letting out a sigh, she placed her face in her hands as she tried to decipher the words on the page.

It was then she heard someone join her in the kitchen, “go away,” she grumbled not even looking up to see who she just rudely spoke too. She couldn’t help it, her patience was dwindling.

"But I'm hungry, and I smelled something good. . ." This was hardly his first time begin dismissed from the kitchen the moment he stepped in, but he didn't expect that she would be the one doing the dismissing.

Standing in the doorway, Beelzebub displayed a small bout of stubbornness by refusing to leave.

"Can I see what you were making?" Slowly, he inched in further. If she thought to turn him away again, she would be sorely disappointed. The aromas that permeated the kitchen were mouth-watering and made his stomach do somersaults. "The smell is driving me crazy. If you show me, can I try a bite too?"

#whimsiicalmuses #whimsiicalmuses ; kouleia #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( beel's just: it's still ediable??? GIVE )

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⟬ @casketcat / sc. ⟭

"I could always go with you." Beelzebub knew for an absolute fact that Tamami was capable of protecting herself, but their day would feel a smidgen 'freer' if mother and daughter weren't forced to spend portions of it scaring others away. "I'm not as intimidating as Lucifer or Satan, but it might help."

#casketcat #casketcat ; tamami #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」

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⟬ @whimsiicalmuses ⟭

"Beel, I need a date to this stupid event, and since I don't despise you, will you come with me? We will have to be pretty convincing, so you might even get a kiss out of it," she teases. Despite the very nonchalant way she asked him, she hoped he would agree to come.

She couldn't come alone; bringing anyone else was so out of the question that it wasn't funny. She actually enjoyed Beel's company, surprisingly, so he was the clear choice. (Kouleia obvs haha >:))

That was, by far, the kindest things she had ever said to him. It would have been nicer still to hear that she liked him, but knowing he wasn't loathed was the next best option.

It was only slightly disappointing that it was meant to be an act, but Beelzebub cared too deeply not to want to help her. "I think I can do that. I'm not the best actor, though. . ."

Nervously, he fidgeted with his hands. "I'll try not to ruin it for you, and. . ." The gluttonous demon cleared his throat and diverted his magenta eyes elsewhere. "I don't mind getting a kiss."

#whimsiicalmuses #whimsiicalmuses ; kouleia #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( operation fake boyfriend that has an actual crush on her is A GO )

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⟬ @sinfvlwishs / s.c ⟭

"Satan said that if I finished this whole crossword book in a week, he'd get me a treat over the weekend." Beelzebub wasn't adept with words, but he was a go-getter when it came to earning food-based rewards. "He never said I couldn't get help."

The desperate demon peered up towards Ryan. "Do you know a three letter word for a baby lion?"

#sinfvlwishs #sinfvlwishs ; ryan #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」

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⟬ anonymous ⟭

Mammon, Beel, why do you two collect so many pet humans? Just to entertain yourselves with before you eventually outlive them again in the blink of an eye?

"Got a lotta nerve actin' like ya know a damn thing about us." The second-born reached out to tap at Beelzebub's arm with the back of his hand. "Ya listenin' t'this, Beel?"

"Hmm? Shorry, I wash eating." His cheeks had ballooned out, stuffed with meat slathered in barbecue sauce and whatever else had come with the food he had ordered that evening. "What'sh going on?"

Mammon sighed and turned his back-handed tap into a reassuring pat on his younger brother's bicep. "Never mind, big guy. You just keep eatin' and forget I said anythin'!"

Beelzebub blinked once, shrugged and did exactly as he was told.

"A'ight, listen up. First, we ain't collectin' humans. Second, ya really think we don't know how short things are gonna be? We know it ain't gonna last forever, but that ain't the point! The point is makin' the time we got matter! Why waste it gettin' all sad and mopey when we could be doin' somethin' fun or eatin' good food, right?"

Beelzebub nodded once. "Mhmm!"

"See? And it ain't like they ain't entertained too! Yeah, I get it — we're a bunch'a selfish, stupid demons that only do stuff for themselves! But those humans are makin' us better, and we owe 'em for it. The least we can do is remember 'em and make loads of memories before they go.

So talk shit all ya want. What are you doin' for the people you care about, huh?"

#「 ( anonymous ) 」 #「 ( mammon ; ic ) 」 #「 v. ready to face the mammon? ( mammon ; obey me ) 」 #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( i remember a long time ago i answered an ask about the humans not living forever ) #( and the way i had him answer was very similar to what he said in a lesson in nightbringer ) #( so validating aaaa so he's still of that mindset )

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⟬ @liecoris ⟭

( for beel ) Mukuro had waited until her and Beelzebub were alone to have this discussion, she wasn't too sure on how to approach the topic so Mukuro had figured that it was best to just。。。 do it。

In hindsight it might have been in her best interest to try and gauge how he'd react to such a topic but oh well, hindsight is 20/20 after all。

「Baby?」 Mukuro asks softly and began to absentmindedly pick at her cuticles, this wasn't about to be the hee-hee-ha-ha funny question of would you love me if I was a worm? But something a bit more serious。

「What would you say。。。 to me becoming a demon?」

The pet-name on her voice turned him right around, cheeks puffed with a hefty bite of food and eyes bright because it was her. Whatever excitement he held upon seeing her was dashed when he spied her hands, the ends of her nails picking away at the skin around them. The bite he had taken was swallowed hard, but it didn't taste as good as it had a moment ago.

He assumed the worst, food set aside so he could give her his undivided attention. "Yeah?"

The question was heavy, leaden-like and ten tons weighing down on the soft heart of a gentle giant. The subject wasn't often broached because it wasn't common for a transition that extensive to be made. True, he had gone through a sudden and painful transformation during his fall, but it made sense now that he had thousands of years to process why it happened.

Fallen angels were different than corrupted humans. The reasons for the change were much darker than an rebellion against ones father and a realm full of once loyal brothers and sisters.

Beelzebub wanted to ask her why she wanted to become of a demon of all things, but it wasn't the question that left him.

"Do you even know what it takes for that to happen?" He paused to give her a moment, but he abruptly shook his head and reached out to fold her hands into his own. "Most human souls are pretty durable. They can go through a lot and still stay pure enough for us to want, but to turn into a demon, you. . . you have to do a lot of messed up stuff. You'd have to completely ruin your own soul."

His hands squeezed at hers, and his eyes sought hers. "Why would you want to do that?"

#liecoris #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #「 r. all the words inside my head come tumbling out ( beelzebub ; mukuro ) 」 #( hoboy :3c here we go~ )

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⟬ @charmingroyal ⟭

he’s gonna leave beel some snackie snacks in exchange for a hug maybe 🤔

Charles would get the hug he aimed for, but it wasn't the kind he likely expected. The behemoth demon caught sight of the snacks as he strode past the kitchen and felt an immediate tug on his stomach that yanked him through the door. Rather than step around him or move him out of the way, Beelzebub simply leaned forward, arms effectively ( but not rigidly ) caging the blond inside them.

Head forward, his chin nearly rested against Charles' shoulder. "Those look yummy. Can I have some?"

#charmingroyal #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #( he will 100% give a bigger hug if he's asked for one but he's food-brain rn ) #( and i missed charles!! )

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⟬ @lyriccl ⟭

A terrified shriek is heard through the House of Lamentation from Emma's room. On entering, Beelzebub would see Emma cowering on the bed holding a shoe, a rather large spider on the carpet by the bed. "BEEL IT'S RIGHT THERE GET IT AWAY-"

He wasn't the only one to hear the scream, but the fact that he was the nearest to her room when it tore through the corridor meant he was the first there. Heart hammering and extending claws sinking into hard wood, Beelzebub prepared himself for the worst.

The danger, which he had been prepared to tear into, was nothing more than a small, fairly harmless spider. They were known to bite if threatened, but they were a notoriously skittish breed in the Devildom. They were almost ash-like in appearance, their legs not matching the fuzziness of their bodies. If one wasn't careful, they could easily step on it and mistake it for a dust bunny.

"I got it." He said this to both Emma and his brothers, most of which had come storming in to see why their pact-holder had screamed. Some of his brothers spotted the little critter and grunted before leaving, while others tripped over themselves and each other to get away because they too loathed the eight-legged monsters.

Beelzebub was indifferent, letting it walk onto his palm with a little guidance. "I'll toss it outside. They get scared pretty easily, so it won't come back inside. Right?"

He spoke to the shaking spider in his hand, the hint of a smile on his lips. It didn't reply, but he assumed that it wouldn't do anything to put itself in harms way again once it was released into the garden.

"Alright, it's gone." He made sure to join her on the bed, arms open and lap ready to accept her if she needed comfort. "Are you gonna be okay?"

#lyriccl #「 ( beelzebub ; ic ) 」 #「 v. *crunch* *crunch* *munch* ( beelzebub ; obey me ) 」 #「 r. you’re my favorite song ; always on the tip of my tongue ( beelzebub ; emma ) 」 #( i'm on her side eugh )