#✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

does her heavenliness know when name/pronoun requests will be open?

Non … But Ae does know Heavens Butler wants to get back into name coining , so if you send a request && end it with 🕷️ ( Spider emoji ) then Nemesis can take a crack at it ! ♡

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。 #The Assassin has ghostwritten quite a few of The Goddess’ name posts ; fufufu …

[dazed-poltergeist]

Powers of Eden (I)

Associated fandoms: Assassin's Creed x The Umbrella Academy

Pairing: Altaïr Ibn La'ahad x Reader (Platonic), perhaps some Altaïr x Malik in later pieces

Warnings: One (1) spoiler for The Umbrella Academy

Summary: The reader, who is similar to the "The Umbrella Academy" character Five Hargreeves, attempts to travel back in time. While it succeeds, they travel a lot further back than what they would've liked..

Add. Notes: Allow me to give some background on Five, for those who haven't seen the show: The original Five Hargreeves comes from an adopted family of 9. The siblings' names are Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Ben, and Viktor, and his "parents" are Reginald and Grace. Along with his siblings, Five has superpowers, which in his case are teleportation and time travel. He used to work for a timeline related commission as an assassin. In this story, the reader/Five has no affiliation with the said Commission.

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{ I've returned with a new piece! I'm pretty sure that I will write more parts for this, but I'm not sure how I should write a specific part related to languages without using Google Translate. So if any of you has advice related to that, I'd appreciate if you spare some for me. In any case, it looks like I managed to write something before St. Patrick's, so happy (still early) St. Patrick's Day! My so-called "spice" for this time is that I speak in English a lot more than in my mother tongue, which causes me to forget words in the latter language. }

-Eero, March 2023

Masterlist ✧⁠*⁠。

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When you were younger, you would practice teleporting –and on a few rare occasions, time travel– with Reginald's guidance, starting with a few small units at a time and then building up from that. On these very few occasions, he only allowed you practice time jumping to the future, and whenever you questioned him for that restriction, he would say things along the lines of "A wrong move down the line could change the whole world as we know it," "Time travel is far more complex than teleportation," and "You were not educated enough to understand time travel."

Even if what the older Hargreeves had explained to you these days was true or not, he wasn't just a prick, he was the whole cactus. Today felt like a good day to not listen to what he had told you, just to spite him. It wasn't like Reginald was going to stop you anyway; He was dead, "playing tennis with Hitler in hell," as Klaus said before his funeral.

You told Grace and Viktor about what you were going to do, even though they weren't going to know that when you meet them yesterday, the day you planned to jump back to. You strutted to the Umbrella Academy's courtyard, where after two attempts you successfully opened a way through time.

Except, when you stepped through the ripple of time and looked for signs that you actually time travelled instead of teleporting in an arduous manner, you realized that you weren't in the Academy's courtyard anymore.

You were standing on the roof of a small, sand-colored building. You could see a city around you, with a bunch of houses and towers in different shades of yellows and whites. You recognized a large building as you took in your surroundings; a blue and white temple with a gold dome acting as its roof. With the famous temple in mind, you easily concluded that you somehow ended up in Jerusalem.

Once you came out from your daze of admiring the landscape around you, you realized that a hooded man dressed in white was behind you, staring bullets into your head. You wanted to tell him about what happened to you, but given your location, you doubted that he would understand you.

The assumption ended up being correct, because he began speaking in an unrecognizable language. The only useful thing you could do in that situation was gesturing to him that you didn't understand him, which was exactly what you did. Some gears seemed to align for him, and as a response he took you by the arm and into the building below you.

The two of you landed on the floor of what seemed to be an outdoor living room. You couldn't really take in many details, since the strange man continued dragging you through the building. The room you stopped in had a collection of bookshelves, baskets, pots, and many other things, but what caught your eye was a one-armed man standing behind a table.

The cripple noticed you the moment you and the hooded stranger walked in, and began to question the latter about you. They talked for a short period of time, then the man behind the desk walked away from the table to you and the other strange man.

The two men turned to you, and tried to introduce themselves in the most simplest way they could to someone who didn't understand their language; they pointed at themselves and said their names. The now formerly hooded man introduced himself as Altaïr, and the other one with a dark robe over his similarity white outfit introduced himself as Malik. You told tell them your name in the same manner; you pointed at your torso and said "(Y/N)."

Altaïr looked at the other man and said something in his language, to which Malik chuckled and made another comment as a response.

("A name. That's a start.") ("What a funny name. You certainly weren't wrong about the 'odd person' part.")

The two began brainstorming on what they should do with you now; they couldn't let you leave the bureau, because you didn't understand their language, you likely had no idea what the surrounding world was like, and you looked like someone out of a bizarre story told by a drunk bard. All they could think of with the given circumstances was that they needed to take you in.

Malik went to one of the shelves in the room, and began looking for books that could possibly help with the language barrier. You joined him to look for documents with dates on them; you needed some year written on a recent paper, to get an idea of how far back in time you actually jumped.

Altaïr realized what you were doing, and found some excess paper to write down the year for you. You took the paper and thought that you wouldn't be surprised about the year, since their appearances seemed to give it away. Yet, you were very surprised, even for someone who just time travelled on purpose. You had jumped into the period of the Third Crusade.

You quickly recovered from the shock that came with that fact, and wrote down "2019" onto the other side of the paper Altaïr had given you. You gave the paper to him for both him and Malik to see. The two froze in place, and Altaïr dropped the piece of paper onto the ground. They turned to look at you again, and visibly wanted to ask multiple questions about the future from you; you could see the eagerness on their faces. Unfortunately, the language barrier was no help.

The presence of an inability to communicate with you made the two white-clothed men determined to try and teach you their language while you were under their wing.

For a change of scenery to let you process what happened, Altaïr took you back to the main area of the building, where he sat you down. He walked into a third room to get you some food, after Malik had left you two alone to find you some clothes that would help you blend in—to make it less obvious that you've come from 900 years into the future.

As Altaïr handed you some food, Malik came up to you two and placed a small stack of clothing next to your legs. He muttered something to Altaïr in their foreign tongue as he was walking back into what you concluded was probably his office.

("If they need help with the clothes, you can count me out.")

Since the building usually didn't have any visitors of your kind, majority of the spare clothes were related to what seemed to be their uniform. The clothes Malik had provided you included a pair of dark pants, some white robes similar to the ones Altaïr was wearing, and plain boots fit for running and climbing, along with a leather harness to keep the clothes in place. Those clothes obviously weren't what you were used to wearing, but they were relatively better than the ones you had on at the moment.

You left Altaïr alone into the main area to go change into the robes. Only after you had changed you realized that your clothes looked like a downgraded version of the two men's outfits. You concluded that the clothes they wore had different features based on ranks. You didn't even know what kind of organization they worked for or what their jobs were, so you couldn't put more thought into the conclusion that you had just made.

As you got back to Altaïr, you only then felt the exhaustion from the energy-consuming time jump kick in. Even if you would've had enough energy to try time-jumping again, you wouldn't have wanted to risk accidentally travelling into the Stone Age. The little "living room" seemed comfortable enough to be used as a bedroom, which was the reason why you lied down in the bundle of pillows that were sitting on the ground.

The white-clothed man briefly disappeared into another room and returned to get you a thin blanket. As you prepared to rest, Altaïr sat down to begin contemplating on the things he could try to do in order to help you adapt to a possible life in Jerusalem. Thanks to a sheer lack of ideas, he only thought of recruiting you as a novice for the Assassin Order.

Now that you had fallen asleep, Altaïr went to Malik to consult him on what they should do.The latter thought that recruiting you—a strange person who literally emerged out of nowhere and couldn't even speak their language–into the Order was an outrageous idea that should be out of question. The dark-coated man also added that they couldn't even take you to Masyaf to swear you in and train you there because of the language barrier. But even then, their morals told them that teaching you was the best they could do with the lifestyle they had.

The two decided to show you a little thing or two about being an assassin, without making you an official member, and see how it would go. Malik proposed that he would teach you their language whenever he could multitask, and Altaïr added that he could show you a move or few while he trained or when he brought you along for an info hunt. All they could do now was to wait for you to wake up and get ready for a bring-your-novice-to-work day with the two men.

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Personal pointers: A particular bureau for Assassins that Altaïr frequently visits in certain fanart is in Jerusalem, since Malik is the Rafiq there. Like majority of the buildings in that city, the hideout is in the color of sand and maybe a few specific spices.

#assassin's creed #altaïr ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #altaïr x reader #platonic #eero's fics #assassin's creed x reader #assassin's creed fanfiction #altaïr #ac altair #assassinscreedseries #assassins creed #ac crossover #umbrella academy crossover #five hargreeves #five hargreaves

[engagekiss]

What's the stroke setting that you use on ibis paint to get your borders so nice?

The size varies a lot , but Cher Sadism finds that 2.0x is best for Axe ! Occasionally Ki’ll go down to do 1.3 though !

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

would it be possible for this being to ask you to kindly advise your fans to lay off a bit.... it understands that your fans have their own will and you cannot control them, of course.... it simply has noticed an influx of copying allegations & harassment based simply on using a cutesy/spaced out typing quirk and being themed after media appearances you also are.... it's quite sad to this being, it recently witnessed a being deactivate their coining blog due to this. no pressure, of course... it just thought it wouldn't hurt to ask.

The Goddess has stated many times Ki does not promote the witch-hunting or harassment of others , nor those Ki consider those who do such part of Kiss Heavenly Kingdom … Case in point , An doesn’t really care about those who copy Cherish anymore , mainly , Ki has it in Cher ext rentry as a way to keep others safe … This Actress had no idea that somebeing had to deactivate their coining blog due to such , && Ki truly apologizes to them if they see this … No one should use the Madame name in a hateful manner , This Goddess has never , && never will , promote hatefulness or harassment !

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。 #Also The Goddess has no media appearances ! Che is simply Cherishself.

[engagekiss]

🎤🎤🎀 !!!! this being loves the goddess's music taste !

🎤 ; 01. Kiss me <3 — Vampyx 02. Marigolds — Early Eyes

🎀 ; Here’s a silly one … The Goddess , as the Embodiment of Love , is actually very perceptive of others crushes ; both on Loveself && others … This usual leads to Kiss confessing first , or being a genuine Matchmaker ! There has never been a time when Ki has been wrong on the topic of love ! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

#✉️ ー guidance。 #🎹 ー anonymous。 #Do not ask Cherish for love advice on this blog though ~ Boundaries ; Etc

[engagekiss]

🎀🎀🎤🎤

A little curiosity never hurts anyone :3

Fufufu ! You all like learning about This Goddess too much , Che’s much simpler than Che seems …

🎀 ; 01. This Universe can not read Angelic own handwriting … It’s actually quite troublesome ! It’s a miracle teachers can. 02. An is going to see the Barbie movie soon ! An is actually going with Pen Anon ( ^^ )

🎤 ; 01. Blue Pigz — King Shelter 02. don’t worry , you will — lovelytheband

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

🕊️🕊️ for the Emoji Game ~ ? We ' re happy to see other systems on tumblr ! -🐍

🕊️ ; 01. We have many song fragments ; we don’t tend to list them but many Angels are songtrojects in some way. Particularly , The Goddess Cherishself is a vacuum for them , however Nemesis && Rue are both “ Murders ” by Miracle Musical. 02. Inner World is receptive to The Angels’ emotions / personality — at least in terms of our individual rooms — so there are many interesting designs ! For example , Abbot’s , just one of the Hierarchy’s many Devils , room looks like a cage. Because it’s a little edgy , kyahaha !

#✉️ ー guidance。 #🎹 ー Snake。 #Abbot is a last name ; but it goes by it as a first name. Lucian ‘ RIP ’ ‘ Corrosion ’ Abbot !

[engagekiss]

🎀🕊️🕊️ >:D

🎀 ; The Goddess is unsure if ki’s mentioned this before , but ae has no triggers !

🕊️ ; 01. We’ve made a Prns.CC ! So all of you on Tumblr can learn a bit more about the Angels who front a lot … 02. A system coining blog is in the making ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७ It make take a while to make , but please look forward to it ! The main coiners on there will most likely be Rosie , Nemesis ( Who actually inspired This Universe to make Meatabyss ) , Rue , && Boy !

#✉️ ー guidance。 #🎹 ー anonymous。

[engagekiss]

is it true that youre friends with a intersexist ?

🕷️ Hello, Madame is not in front so I’ll be answering this. We are intersex. That should answer your question.

#🕷️ — #If anyone wants to fakeclaim us go ahead. We found out through a doctor a few months ago ; when we were inactive. #In case you ‘have’ to know. #✉️ ー guidance。 #🎹 ー anonymous。

[engagekiss]

🎀🕊️ !!

🎀 ; The Goddess is a very light sleeper ; Ki often wakes up several times at night … Ae usually wakes up at 06 a.m. within Angelic timezone !

🕊️ ; The Hierarchy is quite fragment heavy — but we’ve actually lessened in numbers due to the fact that many stressors are out of our life ! Speaking of , we call fragments ‘ Cherubs ’ ( because … baby appearance , kyahaha ) , whereas frequent fronters like Nemesis are called ‘ Ophanim ’ / ‘ Thrones ’ ! We don’t actually typically use roles though — used on Pronouns.Cc so it’s easier to manage — and prefer to just be referred to by our non-humanities / specializations / titles ; Ex. This Universe is The Goddess of The Hierarchy , Nemesis is the Only Human or The Butler of The Hierarchy !

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

🕷️ names related to juliet (r&j) please :3

I’m willing to do this but I need clarification first — R&J stands for “Romeo and Juliet”, like the old Shakespeare play, correct? Or is it a different take on it, or a completely different thing, etc.?

#Genuinely unsure so if anon could get back to me on this that’d be great #🕷️ — #🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

does nemesis have a current request list ?? ai cannot remember if ai sent in a request or if ai just thought about it ^w^'

Here are the ones I’m going to work on. I don’t really care how full the inbox gets though, so feel free to keep sending requests.

#🕷️ — #🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

[🕷️] if i may ask, what does IRATLSOADGMMMAF stand for, in your rentry?

It’s the name of the manga I’m from, but I don’t want to share it so I purposefully used the unintelligible keysmash of an acronym that it’s super long title makes. That’s the genuine acronym, no added or removed letters. Haha.

^ The me in question. Aren’t I just the charmer? Haha

#🕷️ — #🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

It feels easier for me to address you by name but for you Nero names similar to the Moon Goddess Chang'e would be enjoyable

Sorry, I can’t understand the second half, so I’m assuming it’s something like ‘Changing how we refer to [Mai], like using hearts names, would be enjoyable too’. Correct me if I’m wrong?

I suppose names do feel more comfortable, haha. Mai prefers titles to feel in-tune with heart goddesshood, I think. I personally don’t understand it, I just feel happy calling heart my lady, I guess. I don’t think he’d particularly care of anons started using hearts names either.

#🕷️ — #✉️ ー guidance。 #🎹 ー anonymous。

[engagekiss]

If the Everlasting Fear of Humanity remembers correctly , the All - Mother enjoys lolita fashion , yes ? If so , shi is quite curious ... What substyles does Madame Macalo prefer / enjoy most ?

Guro , Shiro , Hime , && Sweet most of all ! Classic , Deco && Gothic also mesmerize This Temptress … (*´꒳`*) Though all Lolita fashion is beautiful && amazing … Che has an idea for Sweet own substyle , but Che isn���t as skilled with Sweet hands as Che’d like to be …

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。

[engagekiss]

So sorry for that previous anon, The Goddess! It's great to know that your relation with your beloved one is so darling, in which makes love connect aspects of others with him! Truly, watching those parts also reminded me of someone (as i've read kill story), yet could not point who.. It's a really nice thing to see. ^_^ ✿

Thank you … (-人-。) ‘Tis simply a bit hard sometimes , This mistress feels as though Ki has to put 50 disclaimers that Che’s not dumb and simply wants to have fun … ‘Tis the life of a big name Mogai blog , Ae suppose …

At least Ki has him !!! ♡

#🎹 ー anonymous。 #✉️ ー guidance。 #Boy ; who is a Ryuuto introject ; has been stimming ‘ SUBLIME!!! ’ all day