#☽—— ⸢ crack ⸥

[revclver-jesus]

Don't mind Takaya he's just going to be dancing like a pagan around a burning building.

#{{ fhkgdsghk istg i will now answer all those asks i got }} #✯ ✧ ✧ crack. ☾ ✞ ☽ #✯ ✧ ✧ dash comm. ☾ ✞ ☽

[royalight]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

@madrites asked: smash or pass shrek

"I'd   hate   to   harm   my   dearest   ogre    ....    it   also   seems   impossible   to   smash   him   ...       he   is   big   a   strong   and   manly   .....    so....   pass!"

#madrites #𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦 ˚☽˚ | askbox #SH R E K #CRACK

[ladyseidr]

consider, an amusing but also alarming idea in my head:

fun.time foxy: so whose voices can i mimic? william: you can sound like anyone foxy mimicking will: you can sound like anyone william immediately: DON'T do that

#☽—— ⸢ ooc ⸥ #☽—— ⸢ crack ⸥ #f n a f / #˖ ☼ 𝒸𝒽. » ( funtime foxy ) #me laughing because it'd annoy my will so bad VS me also knowing her mimicking william could be SO bad

[psycadenza]

“ why would I love someone if they turned into a worm ?? How would that even happen ?? “

#🎶 he fleeth as it were a shadow┊┊☽ * · : ic #🎶 qui tollis peccata ┊┊☽ * · : open #🎶 of whom ? ┊┊☽ * · : crack

[kiana-kaslana-423]

The bitter EXs(mostly from Mobius) that still-occasionally-hook-up vibes that they exude is so delicious dhjdbdjsks

YES!! I love this idea so so much—

Just them being Ex's for many reasons, they had different lifestyles and different goals at the time so Ho'olheyak was probably the one that broke it off or more like send Mobius a text randomly one day and then basically disappeared until like a year later out of nowhere-

Ho'olheyak doesn't really care about what happened in the past since all that really matters is what happens in the future but Mobius holds a grudge towards Ho'olheyak for leaving her alone out of nowhere,, even though she hates Ho'olheyak, she's still agrees to the occasional hookups since some days she just needs someone even if that's someone doesn't seem to care for her at all-

I have no idea why I have so many thoughts about this now-

#my new crack ship be like: #☆ kiana's little talks ☽ #Mobi-heyak

[mo2k]

Geto: You have to come with me.

Gojo: Why?

Geto: *Silence* ….Because you’re going to be a father.

Gojo: *Shocked af* ….I’m pregnant?

*The whole fandom facepalms*

Geto: NO! I’m pregnant!

Gojo: *Even more shocked* You’re also pregnant??

Geto: *Punches Gojo*NO YOU IDIOT-

#☽. ramble #i found this on tiktok and think it’s interesting #gojo x geto #👏👏👏 #jjk #jjk crack

[malicedarkened]

"Well things at least seemed to have calmed down, that's good~"

#✹☽ crack ☾✹ | №⁹⁶ | #✹☽ dashboard ☾✹ | №⁹⁶ | #(( SFGDHJKSHGDGHJK IMsorry ))

[remaimed]

"We should just kiss."

@dxnse-macabre // @moonridge // @sanguinelf // @peacedomain

#IM BEING SILLY IGNORE THIS IF YOU WANT #✧☽ replies →「 ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᶤˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 」 #crack rp tag

[grimowled]

peers down at him.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF--

very few could still take the prince by surprise, his most venerable father being one of them - able to appear wherever he pleased with nary a woosh! to his sudden ingress. he swiftly regains what little he has left of his reeling composure and dusts off any lingering ungainliness, instead splaying a gloved hand over his thumping! chest to bow in dutiful greeting to the unreasonably taller demon king towering over him, dismissing the distinct feeling of shrinking under the scrutinising gaze boring burning holes into him.

"... yes, father. how may I serve you?"

#☽ [ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ | ANSW.] #paymons #[asdfdsf-- someone send help] #[THE EARTH IS SHAKING THE MOON IS FALLING FROM THE SKY-- i need this interaction so much] #[he still withers like an owlet under paimon's gaze] #[bc paimon just ... knows things] #[a bit crack but also ... accurate]

[deadeyemarkxman]

Screaming as he's being dragged away by Scourge to watch Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper.

#;these new demons☽ic #Scourge: MOVIE NIGHT WITH DA BOYS #Hazen: WHY BARBIE?! #Scourge: Think you'd like the bad guy. #『This is also very ooc lmao』 #;crack

[lilitophidian]

"Shut up!" {human Al maybe?}

Selective Accepting ; Send "Shut up!" for sender to push reciever against a wall and kiss them to make them shut up.

Insanity was a fucking bitch with some stupid talk about this and that. Whatever arsenic was created for spouses, correct? RIGHT? It was not her fault that her husband at home could not manage the fact that his wife was a killer.

So there she was, conversing with her fellow murderer, uncertain what the hell to do with herself. It wasn't like she wanted to kill her husband. Poor Lilith! For once, she made a mistake.

Whoops.

" I haven't the slightest clue what to do. I do not believe he will say anything, but I just—"

The unexpected, sharp request to be silent appeared to change her guard. A swat to the back on the wallpaper as her eyes widened momentarily.

An addendum in which she had no idea how to proceed after what HE HAD JUST DONE. However, Madame does not appear to be willing to cast him aside.

Strange.

#since we decided on a human au for this shit cracks fingers #outofradios #⋆˖⁺‧₊☽⚸☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓭 ⛧ Ꮧꮑꮥꮗꮛꮢꮥ

[revclver-jesus]

✞  ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ " May your L's be many, and your bitches few..... "

#✯ ✧ ✧ crack. ☾ ✞ ☽ #{{ GHFDKHDS I'M SORRY i saw this line in a meme compulation and #it is literally Takaya. im not even sure this is crack-- #* casts a no bitches spell on you * #✯ ✧ ✧ dash comm. ☾ ✞ ☽

[royalight]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person. | accepting.

@flamesofrebirths asked: Smash or pass for Joshua who doesn’t know what it means either anyway 😂

Smashing   meant   ....    striking   something   hard   with   an   object   until   it   was   broken   into   pieces.     

--   ........   "I'd   never   lay   a   hand   on   Joshua    .....        he's   a   kind   and   gentle   person    ...   so,    clearly   the   answer   is   pass!"

#flamesofrebirths #𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦 ˚☽˚ | askbox #crack #fiefjewifjiw BOTH CLUELESS

[ladyseidr]

"The only silver lining to this is that I'll be dead someday."

#☽—— ⸢ open starter ⸥ #☽—— ⸢ 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝑜𝓇. ⸥ #f n a f / #˖ ☼ 𝒸𝒽. » ( michael afton ) #death mention tw #((sorry i remembered this quote and it's so michael-coded)) #((assume he's being overdramatic abt something btw lmao)) #((not even tagging this as crack because he WOULD say this)) #☽—— ⸢ queue ⸥

[psycadenza]

^^ took entirely too long to figure out how to turn on felicity’s shower

#🎶 he fleeth as it were a shadow┊┊☽ * · : ic #🎶 of whom ? ┊┊☽ * · : crack #🎶 peccata mundi ┊┊☽ * · : dash comm . #// kinda #// in his defense. showers from the future are Fuckin weird I bet

[traumapyre-moved]

Fee and your muse, on their way to something, she has deemed fun. It's a surprise for them. Could be a grand opening arcade pizzeria with a ball pit. Could it be to this new club, maybe it's just to IHOP. Who knows? Not your muse. That's for sure.

#⋅⋆☾out of blood:ooc☽⋆⋅ #crack