“I like my men like I like my asbestos;
Removed from all buildings and labeled a danger to society.”
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when the time comes for your #swagrets remember me
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“CONTOURING IS FOR WOMEN WHO WANT TO LEECH THE SOULS OF THEIR DEAD LOVERS AND COLLECT THE INHERITANCE OF THEIR EX BOYFRIENDS WHO DISAPPEARED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
if men find out that we can rearrange the bones of our face, we’re FINISHED.”
--- Flemeth teaching Morrigan how to do her makeup
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If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!
Flemeth, 9:41 Dragon
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no shade but u have to be pretty ripped to kill a Titan
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“Sera’s joining the Qun to steal all your women.
….Get it, girl.”
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