#…and I’m gonna say Alex Burgess pays very well (but absolutely uses intimidation and corruption to keep his dirty little secret)

[void-tiger]

doot doot doot. makin’ an oc. doot doo doot. gotta do word crimes~

[looks up baby names]

“Bleh. Bland. Too gendered. Oooof I’m not touching the issues with that one. Screw it. Nature names. I can always make her parents eccentric.”

#word crimes #writing wip sorta #yes this is related to my Rescue Tangent #no I’m not going to do much research on british stuff #like…how tuition and student aid works beyond a cursory. #nobody’s assigned Hob a university or college campus so I’m not gonna bother either #most of Fic is just gonna be around Fawney Rig anyway #…and I’m gonna say Alex Burgess pays very well (but absolutely uses intimidation and corruption to keep his dirty little secret) #sure he’s desperate enough to prey on students for work #but he also pays off the authorities and has hitmen #and makes all new guards sign a really draconian NDA #sooo…the ones who would care either…dissapear. or are intimidated into silence. have their lives ruined