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yandere-fics · 8 months

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109 and 29 for Abigail, just the perfect amount of angst idk

109. “I know she’s cute. BUT SHE’S MINE! TOUCH HER AND I’LL KILL YOU!!”

29. “Stop giving me that look! Stop looking at me as if I’m a monster!”

(Per the usual, sentence structure is changed to fit the characters personality. Abigail doesn't scream alot, she's more of the hiss in your ear type of woman. Hope this was the kind of angst you were hoping for. I didn't expect to write so much for this but it just kept coming to me.)

Abigail utterly adored you, her little lover, so cute. As the knight who had pledged her loyalty to you, she felt the need to show you off. Such a romantic story, the knight set to be the Duke of one of the most prominent duchies in the kingdom, and the cute lady she had pledged herself to who would one day be her Duchess. It only made sense to show you off at parties so everyone would know of your love story.

It was hard to control her temper though when people constantly approached you. Perhaps they assumed you were only her lover and not someone she took seriously, befriending the lover of the future Duke Parley so when the relationship ends, they may be able to woe you. It certainly couldn't hurt to marry someone who had such a powerful connection, and you were easy to love so the court swarmed you like disgusting maggots.

"Dame Parley, where in the world did you find such an enchanting creature?" The woman standing before her, swirling a glass of wine was not at all subtle with her leering. How shameless could she be to show your current lover that she wanted to seduce you away.

Baroness Rudia, far below your status, even if you were single it would be a sham for you to go with her. Not even worth Abigail requesting a duel, not that a mere Baroness could afford a luxury knight that could face Abigail in a duel. There wasn't a knight in the kingdom who would likely take Abigail on in a duel, no matter how much they liked their master.

"Lady Rudia, I am well aware that my partner is quite cute," She looked around the ballroom quickly making sure you weren't within hearing range. You always hated when she threatened the flies that surrounded you. "But Lady Y/N is mine and if you lay a filthy hand on her, I will have to end your pathetic life."

The Baroness looked taken aback as she tried to think of a response, something that would allow her to leave the ballroom alive and maybe with a shred of dignity.

"Don't think I warned you from the good of my heart, I merely felt bad for all the people in your house who would suffer if the head were to fall. Be gone Lady Rudia, my sweetheart is coming over and I don't want your presence to taint her happiness." Abigail spoke first, sparing the Baroness from further embarrassment as she scuttled off.

You knew something was off when Baroness Rudia, who had been so kind to you earlier, ran from the ballroom in near tears. You couldn't understand why Abigail was always so rude to the people who were so kind to you. You understand she had a high status but it didn't mean she had to treat those lower so horribly. You knew better than to cause a scene in public so you held your tongue until you were in the carriage later that night.

"Abby? Why did Baroness Rudia run from the ballroom tonight? Surely you're not letting your temper get the best of you again." Perhaps a bit confrontational but Abigail did this often and it did make you reconsider your relationship to her.

When you had first began to date her you assumed people were merely exaggerating when they described Dame Parley as a beast, not even human. Trained to kill with precision, without even picking up a sword, she could decimate her enemies. The product of centuries of the Parley house trying to train the best swordsmen.

"Don't give me that look, Sweetheart. You look at me as if I'm some kind of monster." She didn't like when you challenged her behavior, you were supposed to be docile towards her, never snippy, only her sweet lover.

"You wouldn't want me to misunderstand your words would you? Sweetheart?" She was warning you to apologize for the tone you'd taken with her. Something you refused to back down from. All your nice friends were being chased away and you wouldn't allow that.

"You didn't answer my question, Lady Parley. Why do all my friends keep running away in tears whenever they speak to you?" The chuckle that came out of her was bone-chilling. Making you feel it would have been best to just cow to her whims.

"Y/N, is this how you would like to spend our night? I'd prefer to return to my manor with my lover on my arm, instead of having to discipline her for disobedience. I'm sure you'd prefer that as well." She stood and leaned over you, putting her hands on the back of the carriage seat behind you, seemingly undaunted by how the carriage joustled.

"Yes I'd like that very much." You hated how you always gave in so quickly.

"Then say the words I want to hear, Sweetheart." She took your chin in one of her hands, forcing you to look into her eyes.

"I don't think you're a monster Abby. There's no way I'd ever think that." Even if you did there was no way you could tell her at this point, not with how intimidating she could be.

#yandere oc #yandere lesbian #yandere x reader #yandere asks #yandere x y/n #yandere scenarios #my oc abigail

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sodacanwritings · 3 years

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jjk reacting to reader from a different world

characters; gojo, megumi, yuji, sukuna

content; headcanons, humor/crack (?), gn reader

pronouns; none used

warnings; sukuna talking about murder, blood, violence and women

word count; 640

description; gojo, megumi, yuji and sukuna reacting to you telling them you're from a different world where magic and creatures other than curses exist.

notes; it's a bit short this time, I hope you still like it.

requested by @xweirdo101x

GOJO

"Ehhhh, that's hilarious!" "Its really..not-"

"So what? Dragons? Fairies? Like vampires? Though those arent really a uniqe thing-"

* looks at Megumi * "wtf?"

"Demons? Ah, I suppose we have them here too. Ah, isnt that funny?" its really not-

"But I bet Im stronger than anyone from your little world ;)" "And more arrogant" "huh?"

For the fact you've just told him you're from a different world he cares, surprisingly little.

Maybe its due to him being used to super natural things.

"Either way I could solo everyone from there" Why is that the only thing he cares about?

"Actually, I'm not so sure about that." "Ehhh?"

"We have to go there sometime. Could use some vacation" you just came back from a trip-

"Do they have sweets there?"

MEGUMI

"..you are human tho, right?" halts in his doing and looks at you kinda suspicious

hes not really..loud about it which is why you maybe wouldnt see his surprise, but irritation.

"well I guess there's more kinds of magic than I know of."

he doesn't really ask many quesions, he thinks a lot about it though. He thinks it through quietly.

He might won't ask you about it for a while, you can tell him about it because he will take a while to actually ask his questions.

he's processing it quietly, and doesn't want to be rude asking questions that maybe aren't appropriate so he takes his time sorting his mind.

After a while, just as suddenly and surprising when you told him, he says, "So..could you, could you tell me more about where you're from?"

YUJI

Super, super hyped and excited.

"WAIT, REALLY?? LIKE, IS THERE, MONSTERS AND MAGIC AND KNIGHTS AND ALL THAT? DO YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS? Oh wait, are you a vampire???! no wait I've seen you in the sun before- A WEREWOLF??" he's bouncing with excitement and curiousity.

also has that shimmer in his eyes

"So you're not actually from here? Where is it? Can you go back and forth? Is there like, a portal or something?? Can I go there? Can you take me?"

His genuine interest is really cute and a lot better than the reaction you had expected, or feared.

"Do they have normal humans there? Is it a lot different? Wait, is it like a parallel universe? Would I exist there-? Or completely different? Like, dark and moody and mysterious and Lava-

maybe he reads too many manga and watches too many action/fantasy movies

"Do they have cars? Or TVs? I dont think I could live without TVs."

"Ahhh it's so cool, the occult research club would have loved it."

After his ramble he blinks abruptly, like he just noticed something, and stops.

"Im sorry, I asked quite alot, I didn't want to be rude-? Thanks for telling me, that must've been..stressful"

Would listen attentively to everything you tell him and soaks it up like a sponge.

asks questions in between and hums knowingly

"ohhhh"

He thinks its pretty cool

And though he wouldn't have expected it, he's starting to think he just needs to acccept that he, in fact, knows way less about the world than he used to think.

SUKUNA

Stares you down, for a moment you have no idea what's about to happen right now

"And?"

What.

"I'm a thousand year old demon, I'm not even human, you think something as little as that could surprise me? Try harder."

Uh, ok

"I'm sure anyone from your pathetic little world is no match for me anyway, if I take it they're all as weak as you."

thanks

"Is there even something interesting there? Blood? Murder? Violence- women?"

Oh god he's so stupid.

He wouldn't ask you questions about it. If you want to tell him more, do so, he will probably insult you again though.

He might bring it up in future reference, again, only to offend you.

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differenttriumphdragon · 4 years

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My Best Cookie Votes and Why: Round 1, Part 1

Mint Choco: While Orange is nice and all, she's ultimately a pretty flat character...and not just in the literal sense either. Minty, on the other hand, has an actual backstory, for starters, plus he's not an absolute dick to his closest friend like his opponent is. Plus, Mint's implied romance with Cocoa is infinitely more satisfying than the Citrus Love Triangle that they do absolutely nothing with. (As a side note, I find it hilarious that the very first matchup is literally just Orange Juice vs. Toothpaste.)

Sea Fairy: I like Tiger Lily and all, but literally her only purpose in canon seems to be to never get told what anything is, which is extremely frustrating on the part of the other Cookies and honestly hits way too close to home. That, and her major character arc with Princess is NEVER touched upon, while Sea Fairy presumably actually managed to reunite with Moonlight.

Pilot: This matchup was essentially Good, Loving (probably surrogate) Grandparent versus Awful, Neglectful, Irresponsible Grandparent who is confirmed to have attempted to alter her granddaughter's DNA in order to change her personality. So yeah.

Pink Choco: Neither of these Cookies really stand out at all. I am a fan of Pink's Magical Girl theming, though, and honestly I'd rather see her on stage than Carol. Also, Pink's design is leagues better.

Walnut: I'll admit, she's just more endearing to me for some reason. Her power is more interesting (and I actually understand how exactly it's supposed to work), and honestly the idea of a little detective with a teddy bear assistant is just adorable. I'm still mad about Angel, but that's not exactly HER fault, now is it?

Dark Choco: DC is a compelling fallen hero character who drives the entire story of Ovenbreak with his disappearance. White Choco Cookie is French, and that's about it. Also:

How can you not vote for him when he promises you such important lore? (Granted, he calls you out for being vain if you pick him. Hey, any lore is good lore, pal! Also, I have long hair I need to worry about too!)

Purple Yam: Honestly, the fact that he actually questions the bad writing sold me on voting for him. He's also a genuinely good character despite his only emotion being anger.

Firecracker: I absolutely love her 80s arcade aesthetic, even in spite of her being way too young to have ever been to an arcade in the 80s. She genuinely wants everyone to have fun, too. Also, Marshmallow got Flame Bat and Celestial Star locked up for her Trial.

Squid Ink: To be honest, this was one of the tougher choices. In the end, I decided that Inky needed more love after what they've been through, so they got the vote. Sorry, Fig.

Roguefort: Devsis has a really bad habit this list of putting far more interesting recent characters against old characters with nothing really to them. I mean, yeah, Ninja's mysterious and all, but you've done absolutely nothing with him since not even LINE, but the defunct game Ovenbreak 2! Other than maybe change his name from Ninjabread, anyway. Hell, Tiny Ghost is more interesting than him, but even then newer players wouldn't even know that, since the one throwaway line hinting at something more was in a Cookie Quest, which were removed from the game entirely over a year ago. Roguefort is more interesting by default.

Vampire: Can I be honest for a sec here? I hate Pancake with a passion. He deliberately makes himself seem cuter to get his way. Based on his interactions with Cream Puff, he's just as cruel as his big bro, if not as outwardly aggressive. No, Pancake relies on psychological manipulation to get everything he wants, and the worst part is IT'S FUCKING WORKING. As we speak, he's stealing a Magic Candy from Devil, from Kiwi...hell, he's even stealing it from Vampire! And now he's dominating the polls, adding insult to debilitating injury. He's not even fucking cute. Yeah, I said it.

Pistachio: Soda has absolutely no personality other than surfboard. Do I even need to say more?

Peppermint: DE could be SUCH a good villain if Devsis could decide what kind of villain she even is. Also if they remembered she was a major villain at all.

Lemon: I'll admit, I see a lot of myself in Lemon. Mostly in feeling artificial and having basically no friends, ever. I honestly think I'd be in a much worse place if I didn't have a brother. Whip could be great if they did anything with the White Swan/Black Swan dynamic he has with Skating Queen.

Pitaya: I've always had problems with the "You can only eat if you work for it" mentality. First of all, you need food to get energy to work, and if you aren't fed, then how are you going to work hard for food!? Second, what if you're disabled or otherwise can't work? Do you just starve to death, then? It just sounds awful!

Cream Puff: She's trying her best.

Kumiho: ...I honestly don't remember.

Pomegranate: A genuinely good villain who stole the show with her introduction. She could've easily been a Knight of Cerebus if the writers cared enough.

Cyborg: Blackberry abandoned a child relying on her protection to chase after a man who didn't remotely need her help. Also, she hates Devil. Also also, Cyborg is cool.

Hero: If you've read Hellfyre Speaks, you can probably guess why I personally picked Hero. I'm just surprised at the popular vote; it seemed to me like Herb was way more popular! But I guess not? Or at least not with early voters.

Werewolf: He's far more fleshed out than Gumball by far.

Devil: Have I ever actually explained why Devil is my favorite? Like, sure, he's an asshole, but he's the fun, ineffectual kind of asshole you actually wanna root for that you see in cartoons; like, in shows focused on a 'villain' character's scheming, usually with a naive idiot going along with it and a very-much-ignored voice of reason. Like in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, or Evil Con Carne. Devil also has a flair for the dramatic, a knack for 'evil' schemes, and even the perfect foil to play off of! He'd be an absolute goldmine when it comes to the more lighthearted antics between acts, but Devsis is apparently content to just haul up gravel.

Knight: I'll be honest, I saw Alchemist and immediately clicked the other Cookie without looking who it was. But this isn't a post about her, so let's talk about Knight. First off, he'd be the perfect antagonist to Devil; Devil goes full ham when acting out an 'evil' plan, while Knight takes everything WAY too seriously. He adores Princess Cookie but doesn't know jack shit about her, which juxtaposed with Princess's nonchalant rebuttals of everything he claims about her makes it hilarious in a kind of pathetic way. (Ex. Knight claiming that Princess would probably never eat Jam again, then Princess replying she could totally go for some right now to the exact same question.) He's delusional in a way that you'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so over-the-top about it, and yet at the same time he does have skills that match up with his headcanon of how things work, just not the reputation.

Matcha: Seems like the person who'd play both sides for her amusement. I'd keep an eye on her.

#cookie run

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not-so-incorrect-au-quotes · 5 years

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Pride VS Jealousy Rap Battle.

Roman: You want to talk about originality? You can't even get your schtick right! I'm the king here, so step aside, Joker, you're just a colour-inverted copy of the creative crown-bearing creation.

Jay: Oh no, alliteration, I'm terrified. You think you're so clever, but we both know otherwise. Virgil hates you and Logan finds you incredibly annoying. But who doesn't? You look disgusting, you insult them constantly, you never shut up and you can't think of any good ideas for Thomas. You should've just died as Pride.

Roman: You think you're so slick, bitch you're nothing but a fantasy, I'm the real king here, you're just a lonely princey wannabe. My darling emo's mere, a small part of this feud really. And at least my love doesn't fully fear me. I don't care about my looks, ideas? I can fill up books. My insults are menial, and you're in denial, because my wit's too agile, catching up's not worthwhile. Whilst Pride is a part of me, my name's Creativity, I'm all you will never be, so don't try and step to me.

Jay: At least I'm dangerous enough to be feared. You slay fictional beasts, though you've done the least, while you're ahead you better fucking cease! I'll end you, offend you, put you over the table and bend you, you can't stop my power flow, just look at how my power glows!

Roman: Please, I don't need to be feared, I'm already revered, and the beasts that I slay, at the end of the day, would soon put an end, to your boasting parade. You can't touch me, not much, me, but I'm out of your clutch, me. Your power's pathetic, your man's diabetic, and your sex toy's so bored he's quite apathetic. You glow like a night light, go back to giving kids frights, leave the real work to a proper knight.

Jay: My man may be chubby but yours is robotic, even when you fuck, he's so stiff it's far from erotic. People call me psychotic, they call you idiotic. I'd kill you in an instant, but I like the way you fight, keep trying to defeat me, you know you aren't that bright. You let yourself be used, you let your family be abused, all the while I stay in charge, smirking and amused.

Roman: People call you psychotic because you are. So low you've set the insults bar. Logan is complex, a not-so linear beauty. Your man is vain and shallow, between you and me. Not unlike yourself, my little copycat bitch, it seems you don't know the drill, ask the dragon-witch. I don't need to try, I've already beat you. Smirking causes wrinkles, dear, I'll have my beautician meet you. You like the way I fight? Dear me this isn't right. You say I'm not that bright, then if I'm dim, you must be darker than the night. Used, abused, amused you say? Such big words you're throwing my way. A child like yourself shouldn't be awake, you'll be crabby. So how about you run along back to your sugar daddy? Oh wait, he doesn't love you, I suppose Lust will have to do, you'll fuck any side who gets within three feet of you, that kinky ass is down for being mad abused.

Jay: You really think he's vain, aw that's such shame, he hates the way he looks so much it really is a pain. I'm the copycat? Now I don't think it's that. I'm so much better, I can make Logan even wetter, than you can, look, man, I know you're not my biggest fan, but you can't stop my plan, now do you understand? My skin is smoother than my ice cold voice, you could just give up now, there's always that choice. You say I'm dim as night, but we both know that ain't right, watch me grow more and more, and finally take flight. EM was never worth it, and even though I'm hurting, I'll rise so far above, men like me don't need love.

Roman: You're the sappest side I know of, so dull I'm getting bored of, this petty back and forth so, let's end this catfight, no? You leave your men when they're done, your only friend, you've forced to run, and your sick self scares sides for fun. You need attention to function, we're all bored of this commotion, so make like Deceit and shut up. Logic is mine, you act like that's fine, but touch him and you'll be crossing a line. Your so-called plan, is as good as your man, you are your only fan. Loyalty's a mystery, darling you'll be history. I'll never give up, I'll never give in, so leave us alone you mindless slutty cretin. You dumb little fuck, you'll take a bang for a buck, you look like a shmuck, you're all out of luck, here with me you're stuck, in short, you suck, go suck on some muck, you blind little cuck.

Jay: I'm cruel while you're a fool, you think you're so fucking cool. Fight me, bite me, try your best to fright me! I do as I please, I'll get you on your knees, watch your muscles seize as I tear you apart! We know I have no heart. So just go ahead leave, like every other side, I'll just tie down Logan and take him for a ride

Roman: Jay, it's not your day, so let me just say: Fuck off.

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