#“perkins i'm glad you have visited the station today what can i help you with” opens his arms for a hug

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i just thought of the stupidest headcanon ever: deviant connor now attempts to greet hank with a hug every time ever since the chicken feed hug. he doesn't care. he's a deviant he can do what he wants. and if that means he opens his arms up for hank in the office and hank has to embarrassingly reject and swerve out the way and then get hugged from behind and then push him away-- lmao

second stupid headcanon: connor turns into a hugger after the chicken feed and he attempts to hug everyone instead of a handshake because hand = android greeting and hug = human greeting. he saw some teenage girls on the street hug each other why can't he do it. "captain fowler you wanted to speak with me?" leans in for a hug

#it's not that he doesn't get the picture but he likes messing with people #chris miller would give him 1 hug and the second time it would be weird and he avoids it #“perkins i'm glad you have visited the station today what can i help you with” opens his arms for a hug #gavin would punch him in the throat #tina would feel so awkward #hank would allow it on a crime scene but he'd stand there like a statue #no one can tell him to stop in a way that's effective because he's the best out of all of them at their jobs #ofc this is in a universe where hank keeps his job and connor stays with the dpd for whatever reason #the tracis come into the dpd to testify and connor gives them a handshake each and all the humans lose their minds and snap pencils #“nice to meet you christina warren” opens his arms #his face and tone stay the same #“i'm glad we could crack this case” in a deadpan tone and then he opens up to hug hank in celebration #this is so funny to me even tho it's so unrealistic let me live #dbh #mydbhbrain #mine #connor rk800