#“and I trusted Porto and Bello to watch them when I was gone I still got worried...”

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey Pep, were you... stuck in your pizzeria? Couldn't you leave? How did you get ingredients for your pizzas?

Pep: "Hcum evael ot ekil t'ndid tsuj I, airezzip ym ni kcuts t'nsaw I."

Pep: "Yletelpmoc meht diova ot reisae tsuj saw ti os, thgis no dekcatta senolc rehto eht fo ynam tub, stneidergni teg ot semitemos tuo og ot evah did I."

Pep: "Deirrow tog llits I, enog saw I nehw meht hctaw ot Olleb dna Otrop detsurt I dna, sselpleh ton erew seno elttil eht elihw tub, airezzip ym morf yawa yats ot dednet yeht..."

Pep: "Deneppah ti nehw deticxe os syawla erew seno elttil eht tub, morf saw ti ohw erus ton ma I. Niaga dna won yreve stneidergni fo yreviled a teg osla did ew tub!"

Pep: "Ecalp eht dnuora saw revetahw pu gnikcip naht doof rehserf hcum. Oot saw I dna."

Pep: "Heh. Ydal ynnub ytterp eht, mhu... Ion... Mu... N... Hu ees d'I osla dna..."

Pep: "Emoh kcab ekat ot doof em evag dna ecin os syawla saw ehs dna, tol a reh ees d'I."

Pep: "Oot sgniht rehto emos dna azzip eht a-kooc ot elba saw I emit eht fo tsom os."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #noisette #peppino clone #pizza tower oc #Parmesan the Peppiclone #Prosciutto the Peppiclone #Cremepuff the Peppiclone #Maraschino the Peppiclone #the two clones fighting are just npcs #story post #translation: “I wasn't stuck in my pizzeria I just didn't like to leave much.” #“I did have to go out sometimes to get ingredients but many of the other clones attacked on sight” #“so it was just easier to avoid them completely.” #“They tended to stay away from my pizzeria but while the little ones were not helpless” #“and I trusted Porto and Bello to watch them when I was gone I still got worried...” #“But we did also get a delivery of ingredients every now and again!” #“I am not sure who it was from but the little ones were always so excited when it happened.” #“And I was too. Much fresher food than picking up whatever was around the place.” #“And also I'd see uh... N... Um... Noi... Uhm the pretty bunny lady... Heh.” #“I'd see her a lot and she was always so nice and gave me food to take back home.” #“So most of the time I was able to cook-a the pizza and some other things too.” #Noisette reveal hehe #and more clones being cute bc I love them and I wouldn't let anything happen to them #also some fightin bc it was kind of a warzone in there #wordplay intended even if WAR is the floor above #many of the WAR clones did end up on Pep's floor thooo