#‘unless we’ve got some fun planned’ KYS IVAN.

[milogreer]

god the walk with ivan is so fucking funny. i mean it’s terrifying but it’s funny. you can almost forget the overall situation when you’re listening to his quiet voice and the birds and the river but then he says the applicant’s hair is getting long and you’re like oh yeah. obviously they’re not going anywhere to get it cut because they have been kidnapped. and also what the fuck do you mean the surprise you have for them is that you put bars on the windows 😭😭 “this way no one can break in and get you and it’ll also help lessen your impulsive thoughts to escape” BE SERIOUS. at least they’re finally free of the ropes i guess

#‘unless we’ve got some fun planned’ KYS IVAN. #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted ivan #sweetheart.txt #ivan #applicant