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msm-tsotmw · 1 year
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4/15/20XX
Another day on Cold Island. Toorie’s still getting used to the below-zero temperature, but asides from that—and her broken leg—we’re doing okay. I’m trying to take a look at the weird “critters” that roam this island, but Toorie keeps on picking them up and saying things to them like “awww the spibbly poinky doo” or whatever.
Anyways, Mondo’s trying to convince us to come to his snow-house where they live with his sister. Pretty sure it’s just so they can go home early, which we are NOT doing until after we’ve reached Celestial Island.
ik we cant go home until the adventures over i just wanted to see my sister
…Fine.
So , Mondo , You Said You And Your Sister Live In A Pile Of Snow , Right ?
yea
…. Where Is It ? This Place Is Covered In Snow …
itll take some time but ill lead yall there
anyways pack ur shit cos were leavin and uh follow me
Okay ! And Please Watch Your Language . And Also Maybe Step Because I Heard It Rained Last Night
(The trio packs their shit and leaves.)
(After a few minutes of walking, the trio makes it to where the path they followed splits into 4.)
…So where do we go?
that way
where the really big tree is
Okay , Let’s Go Then !
(The trio passes the tree, and Mondo was right—it really IS big. Also really pretty.)
Wow , This Tree Is Really Pretty ! These Icicles Look Like Willow Tree Leaves , It’s So Beautiful !
yea :)
… Mondo , Why Are You Looking At Me Like That ?
uh nothin
lets just go
(The trio continues on their way to Mondo’s house. Toorie speeds on ahead, which is kind of surprising considering its broken leg, and Sprigg catches up to a very embarrassed Mondo.)
(…What the fuck was that, Mondo?)
(i)
(i dunno she just)
(looked really)
(ah fuck it)
(Looked really what?)
(uh)
(pretty)
(dont tell toorie but i kinda have a crush on it)
(Excuse me, what?)
(i said i have a cru-)
What Are You Two Talking About Back There ?
nothing just uhh
sports
…Mondo, I don’t even like sports. At all. Not after I was kicked around like a soccer ball.
uhhhhh celestials actually
did you know attmoz never brushed his hair in his entire life
Oh Wow , Is That True ?
…Mondo, you know DAMN FUCKING WELL that Attmoz actually cared a LOT for its hair. Vhamp even had to invent some kind of automatic hair-brushing machine for him.
uh
he did
Yeah. Check your facts, smartass.
Oh , That’s Interesting ! I Never Knew The Celestials Would Care So Much About Their Looks .
I mean, why do you THINK Galvana looked so young despite being THOUSANDS of years old?
Uh , Immortality ?
(Sprigg faceleafs. Which is facepalming except there’s no hands and only some limb-like branch appendage on your head.)
No. Rejuvenating facial cream. Or maybe magic. Celestiologists are still debating that.
Ooh :0
Anyways , I’ll Just Keep Walking Now ! You Two Gonna Come And Catch Up ?
uh yeah
later maybe
(Toorie turns away, leaving Mondo and Sprigg back in their secret conversation.)
(sprigg i need help how do i tell her)
(Don’t ask me, I’ve never dated or loved a single Monster in my life. Besides, I’m aroace so I don’t plan on doing that kinda shit.)
(oh ok)
(You know, for a self-proclaimed “rizzler” or whatever the fuck that is, you’re pretty bad at flirting.)
(ik)
(i wanna tell her but idk how and im scared shell reject me)
(Listen, a Monster THAT nice would never reject you. Plus, you and her are already pretty close friends, so it probably likes you back.)
(thanks)
(Don’t mention it.)
You Two Coming ?
yea wait up toors
This is… probably going to take a long time so I’ll stop writing here now.
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i’m giving 9-year-old (past) me the PomPom x Mammott content she wanted 😇
-Mod Jimmy 🗣️
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