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since i am definitely sticking with the idea that the hell priest in hellraiser ( 2022 ) is kirsty; i’ve also noticed all her cenobites were women except for chatterer. as someone who is implied to be an assault victim at the hands of her uncle, i think the women she surrounds herself with in hell were also victims of men in some shape or form. the gasp, the weeper, the asphyx were all victims of domestic violence that died and kirsty came to them after their death to offer them the choice to either peacefully pass on endure a little more torment in exchange for making the same people that harmed them all their life suffer like they did.

#i think about this ALOT #also fuck the canon being like only people who interact with the cenobites become cenobites #cause i also personally believe kirsty has never done shit by the book #she looked at leviathan's guide and went hmmm nah #especially since i've noticed the only people who willingly interact with the box are usually men who heard about 'ultimate pleasure' #then didn't realize what they were actually signing up for #and even in the new movie people who are trying to sacrifice victims to get a reward #are just tricked and made to suffer even more #essentially kirsty is very much a vengeful priest who doesn't seem keen on punishing people who didn't ask for it #other than the sacrifice victims #but she has no choice in that matter #and she tries to help the victims souls out of the labyrinth #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ kirsty cotton ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺 #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ headcanons ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺 #abuse tw

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what kind of internet famous are you

viral tweet

a brief moment of cleverness or relatability strikes you. you craft your masterpiece on the toilet, a perfect 240-character novel. a life story even. once it passes, it's over. fame is fleeting, but plugging your soundcloud is forever. no one visits your soundcloud.

tagged by: no one i saw it in my recommended

tagging: literally everyone on my dash

#im SOBBING #WHY IS IT ACCURATE #kirsty would plug her soundcloud #the real reason she deserves eternal torment as a cenobite is because she was a soundcloud rapper #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀shitpost ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺 #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ kirsty cotton ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺

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kirsty cotton final girl era: “ill have your daughter home by 8 <3”

kirsty cotton hell priestess era: “your daughter is suffering eternal torment for her sins <3”

#an absolute icon #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀shitpost ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺 #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ kirsty cotton ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺

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every other final girl: i want to kill my slasher kirsty: i want to /become/ my slasher

#gender envy???? #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀shitpost ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺 #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ kirsty cotton ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺