#{Keeping this from Holli won't be good Pickles}

[bitofthisandthat]

Pickles, are you going to introduce Holli to your family ever? Or are you keeping her far away from that cluster fuck?

“Not that it’s any o’ YER business but---”

“...I haven’t even told my family I’m datin’ anyone serious. Every time my mom calls I act like I just woke up under a pile o’ groupies an’ I couldn’t make it t’ th’ phone on time due t’ havin’ sex legs and orgasm brain, an’ I don’t know what day it is.  A part of me heals a li’l bit more every time I hear her disgusted gag on th’ phone.

An’ my dad? Well fuck that. Th’ last conversation we had was at Thanksgivin’ where we grunted like apes at each other passin’ food around. And ya know what? I like that we maintain that balanced, hostile distance still after all these years. It’s gonna make it fuckin’ easy as hell t’ ignore his inevitable death, so yanno? I’m okay with that. 

So keepin’ my mom and dad the HELL away from Holli is my gift t’ her.

...Unfortunately, it’s just a matter o’ time before th’ paparazzi catches us in public more than 3 or 4 times, and connects the dots that me goin’ t’ see her in The Slash Club ain’t about the coke scene in the back rooms. An’ then, they’re gonna start spreadin’ around on The Minute that we’re together...”

“That’s when th’ creepy calls from SETH will start. And that’s the one I’m dreadin’ the most.

So far, th’ Klokateers on duty have managed t’ keep it all real low. But I’m doin’ my best t’ keep her ignorant t’ the eventual HELL that is on th’ horizon.”

@ifhollicould

#hey nony nonny #ifhollicould #asks #drug mention #🥃PICKLES THE DRUMMER 🥃 #HEY MOM? GO FUCK YOURSELF! || Molly #I GOT NO RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM EXCEPT I HATE HIM || Calvert #BIG DEAL! HE'S AN EX CON! || Seth #V: COOL AS IRON & CHROME || METALOCALYPSE IN A COOL WORLD #SHE LIKES TO PULL MY HAIR WHEN I MAKE HER GRIND HER TEETH || PICKLES X HOLLI WOULD #{That was WAY longer a confession than I expected. >_> I was so ready for a 'fuck off' from him tbh XD} #{Keeping this from Holli won't be good Pickles} #{Tagging you at long last since ask formatting is BACK}