#{ Estinien: I mean I'm AT SOUP! }

[voidsentprinces]

#{ shitposting } #{ I was going to say pizza but for some reason I didn't think pizza was universally beloved as soup } #{ WoL: Hello? } #{ Estinien: Hey whats up? } #{ WoL: I need your help can you come over here? } #{ Estinien: I can't I'm hunting monsters } #{ WoL: Alright well hurry up and get over here } #{ Estinien: Well I can't find them } #{ WoL: What you mean you CANT find them? } #{ Estinien: I can't find them there's only soup } #{ WoL: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! } #{ Estinien: Okay YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT } #{ WoL: ... } #{ Estinien: There's more soup! } #{ WoL: What do you mean there's MORE SOUP!?! } #{ Estinien: There's just MORE SOUP! } #{ WoL: Go to the NEXT AISLE! } #{ Estinien: There's still soup! } #{ WoL: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!? } #{ Estinien: I'm at Soup! } #{ WoL: What do you mean you're AT SOUP!?! } #{ Estinien: I mean I'm AT SOUP! } #{ WoL: What store are you in!? } #{ Estinien: I'm in the Soup Store! } #{ WoL: WHY ARE YOU HUNTING MONSTERS IN THE SOUP STORE!?! } #{ Estinien: FUCK YOU! }

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

I just want to bully modern au just the four of us style. How do you thing Estinien, Haurchefant, Aymeric would react if they all received a text from Agni that she got sick and she heading home early. How fast would they drop everything to take care of her

Agnes: hi my loves <3 not feeling well so i'm heading home to relax. please don't worry just very tired and full of snot

Haurchefant: darling i will be home as soon as i'm able. will ask x'ruhn to cover.

Estinien: WAIT A SECOND if you go then that means i can't x_x

Haurchefant: after your 3:15 spin class you don't have any other clients today so you can come home then my love <3

Estinien: AGI I AM COMING...HOME ;) in a few bells lol

Aymeric: speaking to my assistant now and should be able to come home dearest <3

Agnes: ...i said don't worry lol

Estinien: agi, make sure you wrap yourself in a warm blanket and have soup. that's what mum did for us!

Agnes: love, i will take care of myself don't worry <3 oh shit i just sneezed on my phone

Estinien: .......haurche please make sure to buy extra tissues on the way home

Aymeric: so will i and will be picking up some tomato soup from the forgotten knight diner

Estinien: i wish i could COME...home rn ;) see what i did there ;)

Aymeric: yes we all saw estinien :P

Agnes: ty for soup and really two of you don't have to interrupt your days it's just a nasty cold :3

Aymeric: dearest wife, when i had food poisoning you came home right away and took such care of me. why wouldn't i do the same? we love you. of course we would drop everything to care for you. <3

Haurchefant: EXACTLY :D when i tore that ligament in my knee and needed surgery who used all her vacation time to take care of me? YOU.

Estinien: and me

Haurchefant: YES :D and our darling aymeric <3 no matter how big or small, beautiful wife, we will care for you always <3

Agnes: ;_;

Aymeric: it's true we love you so very much <3

Estinien: and when i'm drunk you get me to bed :D

Aymeric: though none of us can save you from drunk blathering :P

Agnes: lmao

Haurchefant: lololololololol

Estinien: EXCUSE YOU MR. SMARTY PANTS ALL MY DRUNK BLATHERING GETS TONS OF LIKES

Agnes: it also has tons of "loooookit our wifey #softnhot" lmao

Aymeric: she's not wrong ;)

Haurchefant: ah but it's true!!!

Estinien: WOMAN

Agnes: lmao

Haurchefant: lololololol

Aymeric: lol see you in a bit, my loves <3

Haurchefant: AGI I AM COMING HOME NOW :D

Estinien: and i will be back later text if you need anything my angel <3

Agnes: will do love <3

Agnes: oh shit i sneezed on my phone again lol

#agnes currai #estinien varlineau #ask and you shall receive #asker i wuv u #the four of us au???? idk #aymeric de borel #haurchefant greystone #agi is sick and sneezing on everything #agi the snot factory

[myrfing]

6.2 MSQ spoiler thread [estinien voice] kumbhira ribeye baby [varshahn voice] did he drop it in dirt

YOUR...BABY HEAD? THE... NO BEARD SCALES?

howling screaming best himalayan salt lamp ever

this is so. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

this party comp is nice...yshtola is my forever gamer and estiniens a funny guy. and big varshahn is um. big varshahn. also first time i think they've ever left the autofill as healer for the pc lol

ohhh i looove the twisted surrounds. and god making varshahn pull more in his newly minted freshman meatsuit sorry for the evil

watching his ass use shield lob 5 times in a row for an enemy right next to him. Yea you need to be a dragon

*taking pics of everything* I have to show cylva does she know this lady.

yshtola asking if voidsent appreciate flowers too...man they kind of screwed themselves over by making the void already in CT when their aesthetic sense was erm worse but they really are making the best of it. it looks cool even if halloweeny

common tongue between norvrandt and the 13th...is that the weenis woonis or was there a different babel event. ohh thinking about the golden dhyata now

oh man she's cool.

also people were mad about this line weren't they? i dont get it that's pretty par for the course for the bodyjacker guy

her voice is so nice lol

"are you his friend" "im gourd I dont know anything about that" most ic response laughed like hell. also people said these choices were mean they arent even half as mean as I want them to be sorry to the lovers

YSHTOLA NOT YOUR AETHER LMFAOOO LET GOURD GIVE HIS GIRL YOUA RE FUCKINGGGG PUTTING GAS ON THE PEDAL 24/7

oh so she's like vaulthry

her little hat tilt...moe

why doesnt...like...why dont we just kill the guy or. gourd absorbs the aether. i know suspended disbelief needed here just man

yshtola being the one to give zero her name...the way they. Well.

also she's still cool but she's also very lame. win

...sorry fray

statue of a guy who died doing passage of arms

im lookin for thos deepeyes...

man these little guys can have a little aether. it's fine gourd has a lot and he never fucking uses it except all at once I guess

zero's little sad house of nobodies. love it. yes the house and heart yshtola

SHE'S SUCH A BORN IN A WET CARDBOARD BOX ALL ALONE LMFAOOO HER HIDEOUT...NO NAME...ONLY KNOWS TRANSACTIONAL BONDS...so real. the oc of desolate 12 year olds everywhere

girl you got snot fountain in your mind palace

ok I know barbariccia is naked lady boss #43461 but hi. you're green as hell like pea soup

wtf she killed those little dudes. they were just hanging out

host says they cant seat us until everyones here wol sighs and takes out their azem crystal

snot hair lady a little fun

NO deepeyes in the void :(

aw ciriatto is relieved and says farfarello quieted down after we slonked her shit

SO FUNNY MAKING ESTINIEN CARRY HER? SO FUNNY ALSO PRETENDING THE WOL DOESNT HAVE MASSIVE AETHER RESERVES YET AGAIN

yesss lets feed zero zero feast zero eat

miss hydaelyn bringing me the cool kids wide and far

varshahn (politely) She is a pain in the ass. But that's ok

LFMAOAOAOAOOA YOU CAN BE LIKE I'm going to my island.

aww..zero feeling warmth and light for the first time in ever

nidhana is so reliable she is just everywhere I guess

DO NOTTTT INSULT NIDHANA ZERO >:[_____]

SHE SUCKED THAT APPLE DRYYYYY HELPPPP

also varshahn. Grow up

[jp writers] human connection and belonging is The Apple (Fruit)

...i bet shes going to die when taken outside of her pond and thats why shes okay with it after all that. Zero U Are So

varshahn's customer service voice with her AHAHAHA

fuck thee aethernet we are walking so you get to see PLANTS and SKIES and COLOR and ARCHITECTURE and PEOPLE

im so glad that the first place she sees as herself in the first is thavnair cus it's such a gorgeous and lively place

lmaoaoooaoaao you just got unlucky zero you got a pretty weird guy

WOO YEAH YSHTOLA the 13th as the life will fill the universe again weaping crying whatever

omg let the eyeball goop enjoy thavnair too

Golbez Grip

there's the Promises We Dont Know About again

i like the void's goofy asses. next is the x.3 patch so someone is going to have to eat it raw

#ffxiv #6.2 spoilers