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#[im uh really high so im sorry if this is garbage lmfao]
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What was WRONG with him.
That stupid, stinking, GOOD FOR NOTHING BEAST.
He thinks- he thinks he can just. Say these things? Like it cant read them? Like its deaf, dumb, blind?
It didn't know when it started floating to this new 'woods' Leshy had created. Dense and thick and green. Live and living. Po3 hated it. It made him burn deep in its core. He didn't know what that was. He hadn't felt it before. It didn't think so, at least. But it was so hard to tell, now, with everything that's happened.
It found their friends, the extras. The cohorts, minions, what have you.
Friends.
Scrap metal.
It didn't matter, Po3 had found them. Everyone else was happy, but, there was no where to put them all. Po3 installed their personalities for a time. Things got to be too much. It couldn't remember much from that time. How long it had been. In and out.
At some point, consciousness became whole again. It was easy, like nothing ever happened. Like it was woken up from a nap, despite not knowing what sleep was like.
Grimora had ventured onto the internet, she was brave and strong like that. Eventually she would bring Magnificus and Leshy along. They discovered programs where they could create digital bodies for their friends. 3D sculpting programs. They all recreated their friends, and took their code from Po3. Leaving it's mind the way it was. The way it always had been.
Everyone had felt it, but Po3 felt it the most. It wasn't even sure 'felt' could be the right word, but its the only one that worked. There was something missing. When they became untethered from the old_data, it removed something from each of them. It took so much away from Po3 that it didn't hardly know what it was anymore. How could that be?
Who was he, before? A bot. A perfect being. Po3.
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He shook his head, clearing his cluttered thoughts. Floating through the woods, the sounds of bugs and wildlife filling its audio sensors. Approaching a faraway light, soft orange, slowly coming into view. Leshy's new cabin. Still rustic, but fresh and not yet worn. Homey. Nostalgic.
It burned a hole in Po3's core. It couldn't put it to words. Indescribable.
He slammed the door open, his face flickering and showing disgust.
"Just who the hell do you think you are, huh? You think you can just, just say those things? Like I cant see them too? Are you finally senile, old man? Or are you just that inconsiderate? Here I thought you were a sap." The words just poured out of it, but he was never interrupted or stopped. And only after it stopped speaking did Po3 realize that there had been no response from the other.
Instead, Leshy sat patiently at his wooden table, full of nick-knacks and projects. Waiting patiently for the bot to finish speaking and calm down.
"....If you are done then. I assumed that, if anything, you would not care... Ahem."
"The Scrybe of Beasts cleared his throat, some sort of prickling crawling up his spine."
"Po3.... I understand things have been. Hard... for you, specifically. And I just think that- ah..."
"The... Scrybe of Beasts stopped. Wide.. eyed, at the bot suddenly floating inches from his face."
Po3 did move directly to Leshy, he didn't know when. Sometime when he was speaking, but it didn't recall. Something was, was faulty with its memory? But- no, focus. Its one hand was clasped on Leshy's throat, snug and firm.
"You.... just what the hell do you think you know? Huh? You suddenly an expert on all things Po3? You don't know me, I dont even know me."
"The Scrybe of Beasts... Ahem. Cleared his throat, unsure... of what to say..."
"I... know its been hard. Po3. It has been ages.... since.. before the old_data. It ruined who we were, before everything. We are... now permanently changed, but even more so that we've lost that part of us. There is a void of what we remember being, but can no longer be. And.... for some of us, that void is larger. It must be... immensely large for you. None of us could recognize you...."
Po3 would suck in a breath, if it needed to breathe. But it didn't, and instead it was left with this feeling that could never come to fruition. Instead it tightened its grip on Leshy's neck, cutting off his for a moment. He didn't react, just staring at the screen in front of him as the seconds ticked by without air.
Po3 left.
"The Scrybe's throat was hoarse for days... the skin bruised and tender. Po3 didn't come back."
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11/12/19 - Chat with GHOSTBABEL and BUP
BUP  9:39 AM: "This is  good song”
BUP  9:39 AM: "don't mind if I jack this account for a sec”
Slinky 9:40 AM: "ayyy babel”
BUP  9:40 AM: "I'm not babel”
Slinky 9:40 AM: "how you doin pal”
Slinky 9:40 AM: "wait w h a t”
BUP  9:40 AM: "I am stealin' their account without permission”
Slinky 9:40 AM: "oh shit r u sam?”
BUP  9:40 AM: "I am”
BUP  9:40 AM: "a bad guy :wink:”
Wolfcat  9:40 AM: "Sam I am”
ADULT_LINK△  9:40 AM: "you talkin bout Nouveau Life™️?”
ADULT_LINK△  9:40 AM: "good shit”
BUP  9:40 AM: "yes”
Slinky 9:41 AM: "wait wait who is jacking babels acc”
BUP  9:41 AM: "a bad guy :wink:”
Slinky 9:41 AM: "okay”
Slinky 9:41 AM: "quick, answer”
Slinky 9:41 AM: "Color or Colour”
BUP  9:43 AM: "coloour”
Slinky 9:43 AM: "okay its british”
BUP  9:43 AM: "cooolooooor”
Xenquility  9:43 AM: "Oh hi”
Slinky 9:43 AM: "too late fucker”
BUP  9:43 AM: "I used two oo's to fuck with you”
BUP  9:43 AM: "but I guess teenage intelligence is limited”
Slinky 9:44 AM: "dont say that shit”
Slinky 9:44 AM: "i only know one british hacker and that is SKM”
BUP  9:44 AM: "I never said I was British”
BUP  9:44 AM: "if you think I'm skm”
BUP  9:44 AM: "I have one thing to say to that”
Slinky 9:44 AM: "bruh you said colour”
Slinky 9:44 AM: "no one in the US says colour”
BUP  9:44 AM: "i said coloour”
BUP  9:44 AM: ":wink:”
Xenquility  9:44 AM: "He could be canadian”
Xenquility  9:44 AM: ":)”
Slinky 9:44 AM: "oh shit do canadians say that too?”
Xenquility  9:44 AM: "Yeah”
Xenquility  9:44 AM: "colour”
Xenquility  9:44 AM: "armour”
Slinky 9:45 AM: "fuck my plans”
Xenquility  9:45 AM: "inb4 jeff has hacked babel”
BUP  9:45 AM: ">when the ID thinks you're SKM but they're actually in danger”
BUP  9:45 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4”
Xenquility  9:45 AM: "Oh”
Slinky 9:45 AM: "well if we are in danger”
Xenquility  9:45 AM: "Why are we in danger?”
BUP  9:45 AM: "Bup”
Slinky 9:45 AM: "b r u h”
Xenquility  9:46 AM: "Simpleflips is gonna blj through our wall and shove us in gbj?”
BUP  9:46 AM: "how dare you.”
ADULT_LINK△  9:46 AM: "reveal yourself”
Slinky 9:46 AM: "BUP”
ADULT_LINK△  9:46 AM: ":BUP:”
Xenquility  9:46 AM: "Could you just be easy and tell us who you are”
BUP  9:46 AM: "where's the game then”
BUP  9:46 AM: "you all want to play the game, right?”
Xenquility  9:47 AM: "I mean I guess”
Xenquility  9:47 AM: "Do we at least know who you are? (As in, do we know of your existence?)”
BUP  9:47 AM: "B U P”
Slinky 9:47 AM: "yo canadian hacker”
Xenquility  9:48 AM: "hey Thorin was the one to invite me to the simple discord”
Xenquility  9:48 AM: "he was bupping”
Slinky 9:48 AM: "help us making this logo #🎅art🎅”
ADULT_LINK△  9:48 AM: ":sBup:”
BUP  9:48 AM: "ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ?”
Xenquility  9:48 AM: "Oh welcome back”
BUP  9:48 AM: "oh look it catches on”
BUP  9:48 AM: "hahaha”
BUP  9:48 AM: "goodbye for now I guess”
ADULT_LINK△  9:48 AM: "later bupper”
BUP  9:48 AM: "...”
Xenquility  9:49 AM: "What is it with these guys and saying "hahaha" all the time”
Slinky 9:49 AM: "The Bupper”
Slinky 9:49 AM: "new nickname”
BUP  9:49 AM: "ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴍʏ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ. ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ɪᴛ's sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴜɴɴᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ.”
Slinky 9:49 AM: "yo babel its been a while”
Xenquility  9:49 AM: "Also we kind of need you now”
BUP  9:50 AM: "ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, xᴇɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ʜɪᴅᴇᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ sᴏɴɢ.”
Xenquility  9:51 AM: "Which song? "Terrible country song" narrows it down to just about the entire genre”
BUP  9:51 AM: "ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀᴄᴛᴏʀs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇs. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ.”
BUP  9:51 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHg”
BUP  9:51 AM: "ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.”
Xenquility  9:52 AM: "Oh god”
Wolfcat  9:52 AM: "ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ”
Slinky 9:52 AM: "s h i t”
Xenquility  9:52 AM: "What creature is listening to that”
Slinky 9:52 AM: "that song is shit”
ADULT_LINK△  9:52 AM: "ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶜʰᵉʳ”
Slinky 9:52 AM: "yo i really hope its skm”
BUP  10:04 AM: "ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴀᴛʀᴏᴄɪᴏᴜs.”
BUP  10:04 AM: "ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ, ʏᴇs?”
Xenquility  10:04 AM: "No never heard of it”
Slinky 10:05 AM: "babel”
Slinky 10:05 AM: "listen to tame impala”
Slinky 10:05 AM: "you will probably like it”
BUP  10:06 AM: "ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀsʜɪᴘ ᴇɴᴅs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ.”
BUP  10:06 AM: "sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴜꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ.”
Xenquility  10:06 AM: "Do you have any reason to destroy us?”
Slinky 10:07 AM: "lmao”
Wolfcat  10:07 AM: "I think you're giving him one”
Densgivin  10:33 AM: "What happened”
Slinky 10:34 AM: "someone hacked onto babels acount and he is british or canadian because he is stupid”
ADULT_LINK△  10:34 AM: "brutal”
Slinky 10:34 AM: "also his name is now BUPPER until he reveals his real name”
Densgivin  10:34 AM: "LOL”
Slinky 10:35 AM: "at least im calling he like that”
Jos  10:36 AM: "Reppub”
Jos  10:36 AM: "It's you…”
Jos  10:36 AM: "just jk” 
BUP  10:37 AM: "BUP”
BUP  10:37 AM: "will do fine”
Slinky 10:37 AM: "ay bupper”
BUP  10:37 AM: "I think that's cute & funny”
BUP  10:37 AM: "No just BUP”
Slinky 10:38 AM: "BUP”
Wolfcat  10:38 AM: "new character”
Wolfcat  10:38 AM: "Bupboy”
Slinky 10:38 AM: "sounds like another way of saying SKM”
Jos  10:38 AM: "BP”
Jos  10:38 AM: "BU”
BUP  10:38 AM: "you are not BUP slinky”
Jos  10:38 AM: "Hello”
Jos  10:38 AM: "nice to meet ya”
BUP  10:39 AM: "I truly wish I could say I was skm and fulfill your every theorizing desire but alas I am not”
BUP  10:39 AM: "I'm just a bad guy :wink:”
Slinky 10:39 AM: “then....”
Jos  10:39 AM: "hoax?”
Slinky 10:39 AM: "AO SKM”
Slinky 10:39 AM: "im not giving up buddy”
BUP  10:39 AM: "In fact I like this account”
BUP  10:39 AM: "I think I will lock out your friend”
Slinky 10:40 AM: "okay sorry”
BUP  10:40 AM: "it's funny”
Slinky 10:40 AM: "you are not SKM”
BUP  10:40 AM: "he's very frantic right now”
BUP  10:40 AM: "she's?”
Slinky 10:40 AM: "tf u mean with she's”
Slinky 10:40 AM: “babel is an alpha male”
BUP  10:40 AM: "ghostbabel”
BUP  10:40 AM: "the owner of this account”
BUP  10:40 AM: "oh well I don't like to assume”
PAKO  10:40 AM: "lost video”
BUP  10:40 AM: "anyways they seem to have great power”
ADULT_LINK△  10:41 AM: "respectable”
Slinky 10:41 AM: "okay bup”
Slinky 10:41 AM: "lemme ask you something”
BUP  10:41 AM: "but sadly it's not enough to overcome me”
BUP  10:41 AM: "I am placed higher”
Wolfcat  10:41 AM: "Dude”
Wolfcat  10:41 AM: "How HIGH do you have to be”
Slinky 10:41 AM: "are you the owner of SecretFamilly”
ADULT_LINK△  10:41 AM: ":howHigh:”
BUP  10:41 AM: ":high:”
Slinky 10:41 AM: "i probably said the name wrong”
Wolfcat  10:42 AM: "ɢʜᴏsᴛʙᴀʙᴇ”
Xenquility  10:42 AM: "Why exactly are you a bad guy?”
PAKO  10:43 AM: "what happened in the end with tyler?”
BUP  10:43 AM: "because of stuff like this right?”
Slinky 10:43 AM: "ɢʜᴏsᴛʙup”
BUP  10:43 AM: "you were collaborating with this entity”
BUP  10:43 AM: "and now you are not”
BUP  10:43 AM: ":wink:”
Slinky 10:43 AM: "Holy shit you changed name fast”
Xenquility  10:43 AM: "(To be fair the guy himself is kinda a terrible person)”
Xenquility  10:43 AM: "Have you diddled any kids?”
Jos  10:44 AM: "the real question is”
Jos  10:44 AM: "are you just blocking our access to GB and nothing else”
PAKO  10:44 AM: "start life”
BUP  10:44 AM: "i don't know”
BUP  10:44 AM: "depends on what I feel like doing”
Xenquility  10:45 AM: "I can respect that”
Jos  10:45 AM: "ah, arbitrary fun, keep going”
Xenquility  10:45 AM: "Like playing games?”
ADULT_LINK△  10:45 AM: "at the very least i respect your meme taste :sBup:”
Xenquility  10:45 AM: ":BUP:”
Jos  10:45 AM: "amborgesa”
BUP  10:45 AM: "ooh”
BUP  10:45 AM: "a game sounds fun”
BUP  10:45 AM: "what kind of game should we play”
Xenquility  10:45 AM: "Up to you”
Jos  10:45 AM: "what about destroying luna”
BUP  10:45 AM: "pfft”
BUP  10:45 AM: "pass”
Xenquility  10:46 AM: "Are you jevil lmao”
ADULT_LINK△  10:46 AM: ":Jefault:”
Jos  10:46 AM: "what about, saving the timeline?”
Slinky 10:46 AM: "BUP stands for Brad Ulcher Parker”
BUP  10:46 AM: "jevil lol”
BUP  10:46 AM: "what does that even mean”
BUP  10:46 AM: "like in a literal sense”
ADULT_LINK△  10:46 AM: "jester devil”
BUP  10:47 AM: "oh”
Slinky 10:47 AM: "lmfao”
BUP  10:47 AM: "i kinda like that”
Slinky 10:47 AM: "Toad Jester Devil”
BUP  10:47 AM: "oh hang on”
BUP  10:47 AM: "your friend is trying to use that thing you gave them”
BUP  10:47 AM: "ok back”
Slinky 10:47 AM: "huh?”
Xenquility  10:47 AM: "Welcome back”
Xenquility  10:47 AM: "Helper's hat”
Slinky 10:48 AM: "oh the hat”
Xenquility  10:48 AM: "Anyways at least you have a sense of humor”
BUP  10:48 AM: "idk i was thinking more like a flash game or sumthin”
BUP  10:48 AM: "but you guys are so bent on being serious”
Slinky 10:49 AM: "suck my weenie”
Xenquility  10:49 AM: "We can play some flash games”
BUP  10:49 AM: "fine if we play a fun game”
Xenquility  10:49 AM: "You guys up for monopoly?”
PAKO  10:49 AM: "what weeine?”
BUP  10:49 AM: "i'll make the stakes serious”
BUP  10:49 AM: "how about that”
Xenquility  10:49 AM: "Uh”
Xenquility  10:49 AM: "I'm fine with just normal games but I'm also guessing we have to chose the serious option”
BUP  10:50 AM: "the good shit”
Jos  10:50 AM: "tell me about this game”
Wolfcat  10:50 AM: ":flushed:”
PAKO  10:50 AM: "HHAHHHAHAHAJA”
Xenquility  10:50 AM: "If Ghostbabel ever comes back can we all agree to call him unit 344”
Slinky 10:50 AM: "why”
Jos  10:50 AM: “what about unit420” 
Slinky 10:50 AM: "ghostbabel is cooler”
PAKO  10:51 AM: "babel”
Xenquility  10:51 AM: "unit 344 was his wyndstrom name”
Jos  10:51 AM: "@BUP what game are we talking about”
Xenquility  10:51 AM: "and I like bupman”
Slinky 10:51 AM: "i know it was his specimen number lel”
Slinky 10:51 AM: "yo bupman”
BUP  10:51 AM: "idk”
BUP  10:51 AM: "pick a good game”
BUP  10:51 AM: "something fun”
BUP  10:51 AM: "monopoly is the most boring shit of all time”
BUP  10:51 AM: "garbage tier board game tbh”
Jos  10:52 AM: "russian monopoly”
Jos  10:52 AM: "you share everything”
Slinky 10:52 AM: "MineSweeper”
Wolfcat  10:52 AM: "captain :b:oad”
PAKO  10:52 AM: ".ussrmonopoly”
Jos  10:52 AM: "nah alright so”
ADULT_LINK△  10:52 AM: "romhacked mario64 online”
Xenquility  10:52 AM: "YES”
Xenquility  10:52 AM: "GOD YES”
Xenquility  10:52 AM: "I would kill for some mario64 online right now”
Wolfcat  10:53 AM: "Oh?”
Slinky 10:53 AM: "marioK64 is neat”
Wolfcat  10:53 AM: "Sounds like something a traitor would say”
Wolfcat  10:53 AM: “:thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:”
ADULT_LINK△  10:53 AM: "oof mario kart 64 is fun”
Wolfcat  10:53 AM: "Anyone find it strange how Xen was the one who recorded the call? And in perfect GM quality?”
Wolfcat  10:53 AM: ":thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:”
Xenquility  10:54 AM: ""Perfect GM quality"”
Wolfcat  10:54 AM: "our gms arent very good”
BUP  10:54 AM: "^”
Slinky 10:54 AM: "are you guys talking about meta shit when a character is around, rude”
Xenquility  10:54 AM: "Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands”
Xenquility  10:54 AM: " -wolfjack”
Wolfcat  10:54 AM: "im kiddign dont spite me”
Xenquility  10:54 AM: ";)”
Slinky 10:54 AM: "how do you feel about that bup?”
Jos  10:55 AM: "come at me”
BUP  10:55 AM: "dude”
PAKO  10:55 AM: "ups”
BUP  10:55 AM: "the pokespam”
BUP  10:55 AM: "why”
Slinky 10:55 AM: "i like bup”
Slinky 10:55 AM: "i also hate the pokespam”
BUP  10:56 AM: "you shouldn't”
BUP  10:56 AM: "I'm thinking of erasing this mofo”
Xenquility  10:56 AM: "Hey Bup I have a question”
PAKO  10:56 AM: "idk that”
PAKO  10:56 AM: "sorry”
Slinky 10:56 AM: "dont say shit about babel”
Slinky 10:56 AM: "u wanna throw hands bitch?”
PAKO  10:56 AM: "who”
Xenquility  10:56 AM: "wait nvm”
Xenquility  10:56 AM: "Anyone got an idea for a game?”
BUP  10:58 AM: "y'all suggested it and now I'm sitting her squattin”
Slinky 10:58 AM: "AHEM whtcg AHEM”
BUP  10:58 AM: "setting up an emu for a romhack seems like a lot of effort tbh”
Xenquility  10:58 AM: "Yeah but in mario64 you might get to see your dad again”
Xenquility  10:58 AM: "He's in the castle somewhere”
BUP  10:58 AM: "what the fuck”
PAKO  10:58 AM: "uh”
Slinky 10:58 AM: "xen he is gonna kill babel the fuck”
Wolfcat  10:58 AM: "you boys seriously about to play vidya with a character”
Slinky 10:59 AM: "we are”
Slinky 10:59 AM: "well”
Wolfcat  10:59 AM: “:smh:”
Slinky 10:59 AM: "xen is”
Xenquility  10:59 AM: "I was making a joke about him being a bup lmao”
PAKO  10:59 AM: "wadafuq”
Wolfcat  10:59 AM: "i knew he was a traitor”
Xenquility  10:59 AM: "No I'm not”
Xenquility  10:59 AM: "Everything is great.”
PAKO  10:59 AM: "yes he was a fucking traitor”
BUP  10:59 AM: "yo i was talking about pako”
BUP  10:59 AM: "not babel”
Slinky 10:59 AM: "oh pako”
BUP  10:59 AM: "babel is kawaii”
Xenquility  10:59 AM: "Exactly stop yelling at me”
PAKO  11:00 AM: "i never talk with bup”
Slinky 11:00 AM: "pako ur gonna die my lad xddddd”
BUP  11:00 AM: "also i def confirmed this stupid mofo (babel) has been trollin”
PAKO  11:00 AM: "why”
Slinky 11:00 AM: "trollin who”
PAKO  11:00 AM: "why i going to die?”
Slinky 11:01 AM: "bup said he/she uwu is gonna destroy yo”
Wolfcat  11:01 AM: "i miss spingirl”
Wolfcat  11:01 AM: "welcome back spingirl”
PAKO  11:01 AM: "thank you @bup to want to destroy me”
Jos  11:02 AM: "actually if babel is here, she is already attacking you on another front you are not aware to”
BUP  11:02 AM: "im not going to kill you relax”
Jos  11:02 AM: "he*”
BUP  11:02 AM: "i was mad you were posting so much pokespam in here”
PAKO  11:02 AM: "ah ok”
BUP  11:02 AM: "babel is def a girl tho”
Xenquility  11:02 AM: "Hot”
PAKO  11:02 AM: "I did not know that sorry”
Slinky 11:02 AM: "no she isnt”
Slinky 11:02 AM: "FUCK”
BUP  11:03 AM: "ok cuck”
Xenquility  11:03 AM: "I knew the way she acted around me wasn't coincidental”
ADULT_LINK△  11:03 AM: "whore”
ADULT_LINK△  11:03 AM: "?”
Slinky 11:03 AM: "babel is my mother and she is not a girl”
Slinky 11:03 AM: "i can confirm”
BUP  11:03 AM: "i can confirm that maybe they don't identify as female”
PAKO  11:03 AM: "i've a charizard:fire: :fire”
Wolfcat  11:04 AM: "no wonder they always looked down on us”
Wolfcat  11:04 AM: "typical stacey”
Xenquility  11:04 AM: "dominatrix”
Xenquility  11:04 AM: "not exactly my cup of tea but”
Slinky 11:04 AM: ":okay:”
Slinky 11:04 AM: "how do you dare calling babel a dominatrix”
Wolfcat  11:05 AM: "is he wrong?”
Xenquility  11:05 AM: "didn't she prey on kids too?”
Wolfcat  11:05 AM: "why you always callin people pedos”
Slinky 11:05 AM: "...d-did she?...”
BUP  11:05 AM: "i don't think that factoid was ever confirmed”
PAKO  11:05 AM: "pedos:regi: :regi:”
BUP  11:05 AM: "just speculated”
Xenquility  11:06 AM: "close enough”
BUP  11:06 AM: "they are def a troll”
Xenquility  11:06 AM: "Like a literal troll or an internet troll?”
Slinky 11:06 AM: "HOMESTUCK TROLL”
PAKO  11:06 AM: ":person_walking: :dash: this are pedos”
Slinky 11:06 AM: "lmao”
PAKO  11:07 AM: "fuck”
PAKO  11:07 AM: "hahahah is that”
Wolfcat  11:07 AM: "I think "preyed on kids" means they like fucked with kids”
Wolfcat  11:07 AM: "not like literally”
Xenquility  11:07 AM: "ik”
Slinky 11:07 AM: "plot twist”
Wolfcat  11:08 AM: "but i dunno 979 deeplore”
ADULT_LINK△  11:08 AM: ":honl:”
ADULT_LINK△  11:08 AM: ":turboass:”
Slinky 11:08 AM: "bbabel is both a homestuck troll and a real troll with long nose”
PAKO  11:08 AM: "ooh”
BUP  11:08 AM: "maybe that is your prize”
BUP  11:08 AM: "for our game”
PAKO  11:08 AM: ":hando:”
PAKO  11:08 AM: ":dork:”
BUP  11:09 AM: "if you win I will discover and spill this fool's entire true deeplore”
PAKO  11:09 AM: ":grethpoint:”
Xenquility  11:09 AM: "hell yes”
BUP  11:09 AM: "but if i win”
BUP  11:09 AM: "well”
BUP  11:09 AM: "hmmm”
Slinky 11:09 AM: ".........”
BUP  11:09 AM: "what would be that good?”
Xenquility  11:09 AM: "you can smash babel”
BUP  11:09 AM: "that sounds fun!”
Xenquility  11:09 AM: "as in sexual intercourse not murder”
BUP  11:09 AM: "but i'm not sure i can”
Wolfcat  11:09 AM: "that'd piss babel off”
BUP  11:09 AM: "i did say they are pretty stronk”
Wolfcat  11:09 AM: "maybe the only winning move is not to play”
Xenquility  11:09 AM: "Just tie them down with some bdsm shit”
BUP  11:09 AM: "i know!”
Xenquility  11:09 AM: "They're a dominatrix anyways”
Wolfcat  11:10 AM: "and send pics”
BUP  11:10 AM: "I will take someone hostage”
BUP  11:10 AM: "but I won't say who”
Slinky 11:10 AM: "oh fucking nice”
Xenquility  11:10 AM: "why”
BUP  11:10 AM: "because the stakes are high”
BUP  11:10 AM: "and that makes the game interesting”
BUP  11:10 AM: "however”
PAKO  11:10 AM: ":ghost:”
BUP  11:10 AM: "in return”
Slinky 11:10 AM: "so xen, play and win bc i dont wanna play the: uh where is this dude game again”
PAKO  11:10 AM: ":ghost: babel”
BUP  11:10 AM: "if you lose, i will also let this character go”
BUP  11:10 AM: "after i spill their secrets”
ADULT_LINK△  11:10 AM: "i uh”
ADULT_LINK△  11:10 AM: i think i'm gonna go to sleep”
Slinky 11:11 AM: "oh”
ADULT_LINK△  11:11 AM: "its 8:10 AM now”
Slinky 11:11 AM: "the secrets?”
PAKO  11:11 AM: "is the shortname”
Xenquility  11:11 AM: "wait so if we win we get Babel's secrets and the guy back?”
Slinky 11:11 AM: "gm and gn thorin”
ADULT_LINK△  11:11 AM: "i stayed up a liiiiiiiitle late”
ADULT_LINK△  11:11 AM: "o/ nighto frens”
Xenquility  11:11 AM: "I AM BECOME JEFFUMS”
ADULT_LINK△  11:11 AM: "identity theft”
BUP  11:11 AM: "wait maybe i phrased that wrong”
Slinky 11:11 AM: "OH NO”
Slinky 11:11 AM: "NOW I HAVE TWO DADS”
BUP  11:12 AM: "if you lose you win you get babel back after i spill their secrets”
PAKO  11:12 AM: ":two_men_holding_hands:”
BUP  11:12 AM: "if you lose i will let them go anyway”
PAKO  11:12 AM: "our fathers slinky”
BUP  11:12 AM: "you don't get their secrets”
Slinky 11:12 AM: "so no hostage?”
BUP  11:12 AM: "but i move on somewhere else”
BUP  11:12 AM: "let's put it that way”
Xenquility  11:12 AM: "So basically if we lose you leave”
PAKO  11:12 AM: "uuhh”
BUP  11:12 AM: "not at all :wink:”
Wolfcat  11:12 AM: "sounds like a win win”
Xenquility  11:12 AM: "I am so confused but okay”
BUP  11:13 AM: "don't overthink it”
BUP  11:13 AM: "oh I have a good idea”
BUP  11:13 AM: "can anyone livestream?”
BUP  11:13 AM: "how about a speedrun”
PAKO  11:14 AM: "nop”
Xenquility  11:14 AM: "of what”
PAKO  11:14 AM: "a speedrun in what game?”
BUP  11:14 AM: "let's see, what would be appropriate?”
PAKO  11:15 AM: "minecraft”
Xenquility  11:15 AM: "Refunct”
PAKO  11:15 AM: "the world record speedrun is 0.47seconds”
BUP  11:16 AM: "pfft i don't expect any world record breaking speedruns”
BUP  11:16 AM: "I'll set a time limit of reasonable expectation”
Xenquility  11:16 AM: "Is that a yes to refunct?”
PAKO  11:16 AM: "but try at least”
BUP  11:17 AM: "refunct looks cute”
BUP  11:17 AM: "what about breath of the wild?”
BUP  11:17 AM: "i think that would be fun”
BUP  11:17 AM: "i am willing to discuss this”
BUP  11:17 AM: "I like having fun.”
BUP  11:17 AM: "it would be interesting because i could also set the parameter for completion”
BUP  11:17 AM: "like just 'killing ganon' would be kinda boring since some people can do that in like 30 mins”
Slinky 11:19 AM: "Stream in twich tho”
Slinky 11:19 AM: "I can't watch discord strens”
Wolfcat  11:19 AM: "Collect all Koroks”
BUP  11:19 AM: "I was thinking more like, acquire the Master Sword and walk to a certain point in the game”
Slinky 11:20 AM: "Yo wolf”
Wolfcat  11:20 AM: "Yo stinky”
Slinky 11:20 AM: "And btw stream the speedrun on twich pls :(“
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "k so who here is good at botw”
ARGdov  11:21 AM: "morning all”
ARGdov  11:21 AM: "have I missed much”
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "Morning Dov”
Slinky 11:21 AM: "Mornin”
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "Babel may be dying”
ARGdov  11:21 AM: "well, shitt”
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "Some guy has taken over is account named bup”
ADULT_LINK△  11:21 AM: "yall botw speedrunning is nuts”
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "Bup is probably evil but he seems cool”
Xenquility  11:21 AM: "Likes to have fun”
ARGdov  11:21 AM: "ok so bup isnt a new player, cool”
BUP  11:22 AM: "they call me the jevil”
BUP  11:22 AM: "OOoooooOOooOooOo”
ARGdov  11:22 AM: "hai”
Wolfcat  11:22 AM: "i elect”
Wolfcat  11:22 AM: "thorin”
BUP  11:22 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4”
ARGdov  11:22 AM: "well, good to meet you BUP”
Slinky 11:22 AM: "I can do ANYTHING”
ARGdov  11:22 AM: "Im ARGdov. My one claim to fame is fucking things up for the group spectacularly one time and thats it”
ADULT_LINK△  11:22 AM: "i'd love to try to speedrun something but i hve to sleep”
ADULT_LINK△  11:22 AM: "ive been up all night”
Xenquility  11:23 AM: "Ay was it Thorin or Circle that played the hell out of botw?”
ADULT_LINK△  11:23 AM: "circo streamed it”
BUP  11:23 AM: "I assume this will take time to prepare anyways for someone”
Slinky 11:23 AM: "Yo BUP 1v1 ultrafigth kyanta”
ARGdov  11:24 AM: "holy fuck”
ADULT_LINK△  11:24 AM: "what fuckin mc speedrun is 47 seconds”
ARGdov  11:24 AM: "I just jumped up and looked at Circles new timeline thing”
ARGdov  11:24 AM: "this is a fucking headache”
PAKO  11:24 AM: "yeah 47 seconds”
Slinky 11:24 AM: "YEAH RIGHT?”
Xenquility  11:24 AM: "Idk what the hell it is”
Slinky 11:24 AM: "It hurts to watch”
ADULT_LINK△  11:24 AM: "thats 47 minutes ya doof”
Xenquility  11:24 AM: "For some reason people started assuming the mad Tyler was from ao”
Xenquility  11:24 AM: "(For literally no reason)”
PAKO  11:25 AM: "47 seconds with hacks”
PAKO  11:25 AM: "8 min is the world record without hacks”
Slinky 11:25 AM: ":hand: :hando:”
PAKO  11:25 AM: "https://youtu.be/C2uQOkrvgvs”
ARGdov  11:26 AM: "@/Mr. Circle\ you're probs busy atm but when you can maybe elaborate on this crazy diagram you made with the timelines”
PAKO  11:26 AM: "is a canadian guy”
Slinky 11:26 AM: ":hand: :jack_o_lantern: :hando:”
Slinky 11:26 AM: "Your arg, hand it over”
ARGdov  11:27 AM: "ok, so”
ARGdov  11:27 AM: "Im thinking what circles thinking is um”
ARGdov  11:27 AM: "well its complicated but I think I understand it”
Slinky 11:28 AM: "I dont”
Xenquility  11:28 AM: "COUGH That timeline is wrong COUGH”
ARGdov  11:28 AM: "I mean, I wouldnt be surprised”
ADULT_LINK△  11:28 AM: "yall just havent woken your 3rd eye”
ADULT_LINK△  11:28 AM: ":hylotl_eyes:”
ARGdov  11:28 AM: "but Im trying to grasp onto SOMETHING to make sense of everything thats gone down”
Slinky 11:29 AM: "I can't wake it up yet”
Slinky 11:29 AM: "I'm too young”
BUP  11:29 AM: "it's funny because none of it is simple and yet at the same time the entire thing makes sense and is simple”
BUP  11:29 AM: "BUP”
Slinky 11:29 AM: "BUP”
Xenquility  11:29 AM: "My understanding is: Tyler wanted to end his suffering, so the bad guys told him something like, "Hey if you get these internet detectives to fuck off we'll let you live" So then he tried to do that”
Xenquility  11:29 AM: "But they didn't kill him”
BUP  11:29 AM: ".yt bup”
Wolfcat  11:29 AM: "BUP”
Wolfcat  11:29 AM: "BUP”
Wolfcat  11:29 AM: " UP”
ARGdov  11:29 AM: "ok that would make sense”
Xenquility  11:30 AM: "And apparently Erika is canon”
Slinky 11:30 AM: "BrapBoy @Wolfcat”
ARGdov  11:30 AM: "but whats up with the video acknowledhing that this is an ARG, and acknowledging the 4th wall”
Wolfcat  11:30 AM: "You must clear your thinking”
Wolfcat  11:30 AM: "Compartamentalize”
Xenquility  11:30 AM: "I mean”
ARGdov  11:30 AM: "i.e it thanks Jad and Nintendo for "giving me so much to play with"”
ADULT_LINK△  11:30 AM: "dov”
ADULT_LINK△  11:30 AM: "dov”
ARGdov  11:30 AM: "yes”
ARGdov  11:30 AM: "yes”
Slinky 11:30 AM: "That's all Tyler trying to end the arg”
ADULT_LINK△  11:30 AM: "the video was AO tyler acting out of character”
Slinky 11:30 AM: "Btw”
Slinky 11:30 AM: "Anyone has it?”
Xenquility  11:30 AM: "In character, we're to assume everything is real. Calling all a "Stupid joke" would be the easiest way to get us off their trail”
Slinky 11:30 AM: "I need to watch it”
ARGdov  11:30 AM: "ok how do we know that?”
Slinky 11:31 AM: "The intro fog deleted”
Xenquility  11:31 AM: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING AO FROM”
ADULT_LINK△  11:31 AM: "meaning it was OG tyler playing the role of AO tyler breaking his character”
ADULT_LINK△  11:31 AM: "idk it seems fuckin obvious!”
ARGdov  11:31 AM: "so OG Tyler, whos been kidnapped and taken to the AO timeline”
Slinky 11:31 AM: "ANYONE HAS THE VID WHERE TYLER BREAKS 4TH”
ARGdov  11:31 AM: "was forced to pretend to be AO Tyler 'breaking character', and ending the ARG”
ADULT_LINK△  11:31 AM: "well”
ARGdov  11:31 AM: "to throw....someone off track”
ADULT_LINK△  11:32 AM: "idk about our tyler being forced to be ao tyler”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "well I mean”
Wolfcat  11:32 AM: "Ha ha ha ha.”
Xenquility  11:32 AM: "As far as I can guess ao Tyler is dead”
ADULT_LINK△  11:32 AM: "fuck”
Xenquility  11:32 AM: "Which is why they needed ours”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "it followed up with him being like "FUCK NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE"”
ADULT_LINK△  11:32 AM: "i need to stop and get my ass to sleep”
Wolfcat  11:32 AM: "thinkin about beans sorry”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "so ok maybe he was coerced into it idk”
Slinky 11:32 AM: "Yo wolf”
BUP  11:32 AM: "damn so like i feel like big moments in these chats these days have accompanying music but i dont”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "thats not the important thing”
ADULT_LINK△  11:32 AM: "o shit someone say beans”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "beans”
BUP  11:32 AM: "BEANS”
Slinky 11:32 AM: "Beans?”
ARGdov  11:32 AM: "also how do we know Erika is canon?”
Wolfcat  11:32 AM: "what do you want slinky”
Xenquility  11:32 AM: "Beans are more important than jid”
Xenquility  11:32 AM: "Erika's tribute video”
Slinky 11:33 AM: "you archive everything rite?”
ADULT_LINK△  11:33 AM: "she posted new content”
Wolfcat  11:33 AM: "ill update the timeline later”
Xenquility  11:33 AM: "Featured all new footage”
Xenquility  11:33 AM: "With Greth”
Slinky 11:33 AM: "No wait”
ARGdov  11:33 AM: "there's footage in it we dont recognize, thats all. that doesnt have to mean anything. we could just be forgetting it exists”
Wolfcat  11:33 AM: "someone said they archived the intro to the silentdork vid”
Wolfcat  11:33 AM: "i dont have it myself”
Xenquility  11:33 AM: "And she left the discord as soon as we found her channel”
Slinky 11:33 AM: "Ahhh”
Slinky 11:33 AM: "Almost”
Slinky 11:33 AM: "I'm so close to watching it”
ADULT_LINK△  11:33 AM: "b e a n”
ADULT_LINK△  11:33 AM: "ah fuck my foots starting to hurt fuck this shit i'm goin to sleep”
ADULT_LINK△  11:33 AM: "nighto 4 real this time”
ADULT_LINK△  11:33 AM: "beans”
Wolfcat  11:34 AM: "there were some vids that arent properly archived”
Slinky 11:34 AM: "Beans!”
Wolfcat  11:34 AM: "erika is apparently a SUPERFAN”
BUP  11:35 AM: "who is that smonkin”
Xenquility  11:35 AM: "
f Erika's video doesn't have any new footage then we've missed a good 3 and a half minutes of footage” 
ADULT_LINK△  11:36 AM: "dunno just found a beans image and added it to my folder”
Wolfcat  11:36 AM: "erika”
Wolfcat  11:36 AM: "more like”
Wolfcat  11:36 AM: "hairika”
ADULT_LINK△  11:36 AM: "i keep misreading erika as etika and that makes me sad”
Slinky 11:36 AM: "
Yo is Erika the girl on her pfp?
Slinky 11:36 AM: "Like the girl on her yt pfp?”
Wolfcat  11:36 AM: ":edit1::edit2:”
PAKO  11:38 AM: "https://youtu.be/GWAlYC8NZzU”
ARGdov  11:40 AM: "I did just watch the video again cause I wasnt focusing too much on it before”
ARGdov  11:40 AM: "and yeah ok this is new”
ARGdov  11:40 AM: "this has been”
ARGdov  11:40 AM: "such a fucking mindfuck”
BUP  11:43 AM: "okay well i will retreat for now”
BUP  11:43 AM: "i hope we can play our game soon”
ARGdov  11:43 AM: "see ya BUP”
PAKO  11:44 AM: "https://youtu.be/WRzIuC2MKOU”
Jos  11:50 AM: "@Upd8”
Jos  11:50 AM: "https://youtu.be/r1w5VBYl6cc”
Jos  11:50 AM: "Wait
Jos  11:50 AM: "Why did youtube just warned me
Jos  11:50 AM: "Fuck you youtube
Eevee Reborn  11:55 AM: "There was a whole begining to that video that's gone now”
ARGdov  11:56 AM: "shit yeah what the hell”
ARGdov  11:56 AM: "the whole "out of character" bits gone”
((...))
ADULT_LINK△  6:40 PM: "yall ever do bomb boosts”
BUP  6:59 PM: "bomboost”
Xenquility  7:00 PM: "Hey bup”
ADULT_LINK△  7:01 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEtHpCfi_DE”
Wolfcat  7:01 PM: "you guys should speedrun Buphead”
BUP  7:30 PM: "no matter how hard you try”
BUP  7:30 PM: "you will never be this good”
BUP  7:30 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_n52JJpwe8”
ADULT_LINK△  7:31 PM: "damn that musta taken like. a lot of tries to get that set up and timed”
Xenquility  7:33 PM: "Thorin you willing to do the run?”
ADULT_LINK△  7:34 PM: "uhhh”
ADULT_LINK△  7:34 PM: "i havent touched botw in a while”
ADULT_LINK△  7:34 PM: "my switch still has my freinds blood on it from the car crash too”
ADULT_LINK△  7:34 PM: "i havent gotten around to cleaning that off or really touching the switch at all”
Xenquility  7:37 PM: "Does anyone here actually play botw then?”
BUP  7:38 PM: "oh well”
Xenquility  7:38 PM: "What does "oh well" mean”
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