#[blade artists furiously high-fiving and chest bumping each other]

[fisheito]

i love how eiden pauses at every outfit reveal with a . hotboy synopsis like clan member: *steps out of the changing room* eiden: and now, if i can have ur attention--- FEAST your eyes on this MARVELOUS hunk of grade AAAAAA+++++ prime meat..,, his accessories perfectly accentuate his finest features...! His fit ! is flawless!! BREATHTAKING. REVOLUTIONARY!!!!!!!!! and yet!? one can't help but get excited... for what lies UNDERNEATH that BREATHTAKING attire ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

#i can imagine the outfit designers at IA pitching their ideas the same way LOL #like the artist in charge of making blade adorable is at the front of the room #pointing feverishly at multiple parts of the blade beta design displayed #while other artists and employees look on #and they're like WITH BLADE. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE WHIMSY. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE CUTE. #(circles the glasses with a red marker . repeatedly) #HE DON'T EVEN NEED THESE TO INVESTIGATE THEY'RE JUST FOR SHOW. ONE LENS GOES *OVER* HIS HAIR #NO boring print shirts. PUZZLE PIECE PATTERN! A SHIRT *I* WOULD WEAR TO AN ESCAPE ROOM!!! #and you know what? GKaru artist gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA *points at GKaru artist sitting in the audience* #[[GKaru artist: *finger guns of acknowledgement*]] #SHORTS. YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF? BLADE'S BEAUTIFULLY BALANCED CALVES #*draws 14 arrows pointing to blade's left calf* #he's LOPSIDED! he's SILLY! he has STRONG MUSCULAR CALVES that carry him OVER ROOFTOPS!!! #*slaps the board at every word of emphasis* THIS. IS. PEAK. BLADE. DESIGN!!!!!!! #art director: ahhhh shucks. ya got me. APPROVED! #[blade artists furiously high-fiving and chest bumping each other] #puzzling invitation #nu carnival eiden