#<- thats my tag for zelda simping

[star-ocean-peahen]

making that post i realized just how many female warriors in lighthearted kids fantasy are just built like ideal skinny teenage girls regardless of the character's actual potential

#like heck all those gals have smooth-ass arms #wait aoc zelda with body hair and visible muscle and fat- #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im imploding 😳😳😳 #ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love her so much #refer to my blog title #<- thats my tag for zelda simping

[mememan93]

Hwaoc playtrough FINALE

BIG BOY SPOILERS

Ok so a battle on the great plateu, with a MYSTERIOUS SOLDIER... HMMMMMM (that kings not fucking dead is he)

Did i instinctively attack the Yiga? yes. i did that in hw as well during the gannondorf misions lmao

ok so we go to the tower, end up in the shrine of ressurection and we cant even make a shortcut? what kinda bs???

Yeah its the king, blah blah heartfelt speech... he was only looking our for zelda, ect

ok im very afraid of the existence of khoga simps, i might want to blacklist that tag...

Hm so the next level might be the last, which means it will be hard, im gonna grind

Oops i kinda forgot about this lmao

Ok so i combined so many of urbosas weapons and i cant even use her?? BS

shot of silent princess- hey while im on the subject, if that symbolisim was supposed to be so important in botw, why did they replace it with the egg in this game?

yes united, yes yes the typically video game speech. i typically am a sucker for these, but idk this one didnt hit me as hard. 

uh ok keep capturing time, and woah rudania just got one for me nice

now we kill a bunch of guardians, standard stuff

now 3 bosses? 2 malice taluses and a malice hinox? uh ok

*blood moon* I have to fight them again??? Just admit you didnt have any actual ideas for this level nintendo

*AND AGAIN*

ok theres another level? alright, fine oh hey i can use urbosa!

Oh boy evil egg, HARBINGER gannon. I did read that as hair-bringer gannon, thats why its in caps here

Gotts find asto- nope blight times

*insert the fact that the blights look good in this game*

Ok this harbinger is taking too long to die

ok astor time finally

now i have to chase them down AGAIN? this better not become a “damn, ive been defeated, but i cant fall here, i must make my retreat” thing

well i was right, astor got fire emblem’d (consumed by the thing that he summoned)

JBHBVHJKVHGVHGCVGH IT LOOKS SO DUMB

NOWS MY CHANCE TO BEAT UP THE EGG FINALLY 

Sad zelda, so she fixed the egg? but also then it deactivated when he king took it from her and she just forgot about it, but now shes really upset about it?

Whatever, calamity gannon time- and i cant damage it

ah heres the part from the trailers that was used as a deceptive “prequel to botw thing”

No the egg is not mirroring zeldas movements shut up cmon, thers no way its alive i beat the shit outta that thing

oh and it sacrificed itself AGAIN

now its at half health so we go to below the sanctum, fine get that botw nostalgia i guess? Ok now its sealed and its a bright day, but the future chams have to go home to... not that

i’ll end up doing a whole ass review tomorrow but its 12 am

#lee speaks #hwaoc spoilers #lee begrudgingly plays hwaoc #age of calamity spoilers #Age of calamity #age of calamity critisism