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Anonymous said: Since halloween is dressing up as something that you're not are you going to dress up as a good person this year?

“You’re HILARIOUS. Truly.”

#;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. ) #FGHBGVDCFVBGCDXCF

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@sleptsin said: “Finally the time of year where I can wear a blanket outside and no one will judge me.”

“Mm, not quite– I would most certainly judge you for that. After all, I’m judging you right now. What’s stopping me from continuing to do so whilst you wear a tacky piece of fabric around your body?”

#reaver vc: no no I'm still going to judge you #sleptsin #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@multimuseum said: Sparrow will simply stare at Reave in silence. They rarely spoke, and the look alone would HOPEFULLY clarify how they felt about Reaver’s actions. While they weren’t an effigy of morality— they knew this wasn’t entirely above board.

“What? Don’t give me that look.”

                  Reaver was an untamable man. Even Sparrow couldn’t control him completely. Sure, he could greatly influence the hero of skill to do or not do something, but the fact of the matter was that even as close as they were, Reaver was still not going to listen to him all of the time.

“If you have something to say, then say it. Otherwise I’m leaving.”

#;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. ) #multimuseum

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@inbeda said: hey guys it’s me dio today i’m going to be unboxing a capitalist

strips

#unbox me slowly..... u///w///u #VGBCDXCFGVCDCFGV #;; ʜᴏᴡ ʙᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ ( crack. ) #inbeda #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@lathsuledin​ said: “Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?” - Lathas

“What reason would I have to lie? You and I both want the same thing, mon cher. Well-- Sort of. You want to slay Corypheus to save the world I’m assuming, and I want him slain because he’s bad for business.”

                     Lathas was right to doubt him. He wasn’t telling the truth. Reaver could find business and make money absolutely anywhere and with anyone. That meant that he could offer his services to all sides-- Corypheus included. Which, little did anyone realize, was exactly what he was currently doing. Every little secret, every plan that was being made, would make it’s way back to the elder one. If a few mages went missing and wind up in said elder one’s clutches, who was going to notice? People deserted all the time, and Reaver was unfortunately smart enough to know just how often and how many to take.

                    But the Inquisitor didn’t need to know all of that. In fact, by the time he did know all of that, the Orlesian would be long gone. Shrugging, he made a vague gesture,

“You’re correct to assume that I’m perhaps not the most trustworthy man in the world, but I can assure you that at this moment in time, I am being completely honest.”

meme - accepting.

#lathsuledin #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@imbicilite said: Bad Touch PUSHING YOUR MUSE TO THE GROUND

“Now, now– Relax! There won’t be any further problems between you and I, I assure you–”

                    His touch was gentle enough, initially– Hands resting comfortably upon the other’s shoulders whilst seemingly calm, albeit a bit pompous, words filled the air around them. But– It appeared to Reaver that the other was seemingly hearing none of it. Not truly, anyway. As though his words were falling deaf ears. And the Hero would simply be having NONE of that.

                   It was then that his touch became less comforting– Grip tightening, a great amount of pressure was then applied; FORCING the other down to his knees and onto the floor. A devilish smirk would cross his lips as one of his hands still being used to hold the other down whilst the other moved upwards towards his chin.

“–So long as you know your PLACE.”

meme - accepting.

#imbicilite #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@batzoku said: youve never been bullied ( bonks his skull like a melon )

#and just like that! reaver is finally dead!! #;; ʜᴏᴡ ʙᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ ( crack. ) #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. ) #batzoku

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@multimuseum​ said: “If you’re going to SHOOT me in the head— you might as well buy me DINNER first.” Was Ardyn flirting? Maybe.

“That is a thought-- I had originally been planning that in reverse, as in I shoot you and then proceed to acquire dinner for merely myself, but I’m in a good mood today! Dinner with you would be lovely.”

#I don't think the world can handle reaver and ardyn vbvcfvcfdx #multimuseum #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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Anonymous said: Logan is prettier

“In comparison to what exactly? A rotting corpse? The BACKSIDE of a horse? Then yes, I quite agree! However, if you meant to compare him to myself–”

               He would then pause, straightening himself out, and suddenly tapping the bottom of his cane against the ground. All the while, his trademark smirk rested comfortably upon his features.

“–Then I’m afraid you are mistaken, as he looks quite common in comparison. Hmm-hmm~”

#reaver vc: lol absolutely not #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@culthcnt said: "If you're not going to care for the kid, at least give them to me. You don't deserve a good kid like Lyric. Despite them being your descendant." // angy kass time

“Hm... How do I put word this in a way that you’ll be able to understand... Ah! I’ve got it! No.”

                      Reaver had complete control over Lyric. They were like a puppet who moved in whichever direction he pleased. He didn’t care that they were related, it wouldn’t have many any difference even if they hadn’t been, and all that really mattered was that they were loyal to him. As long as they did what he said, they remained alive. If they tried to leave his ‘ care ‘, they would die. They knew too much for them to be able to simply walk away from their current life, so there was no way that Reaver would be willing to simply hand them over to Kassandra. She could try to take them from him, sure, but the end result would be the same as if they had attempted to leave on their own. He didn’t care about Lyric and would have absolutely no issue with sending Kassandra a corpse rather than an alive person.

“Now, move.”

#reaver vc: I would rather kill them than hand them over to you gO AWAY #culthcnt #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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Anonymous said: When I die I want you to lower my casket so Reaver Industries can let me down one last time

“You’re hilarious. Truly.”

#cvbhgvfcvgfd W O W #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@culthcnt​ said: "I could kiss your stupid face senseless right now." // she angy but also 👀 @ him too- jfc

“And? Why aren’t you?”

                      His responding tone was sensual, lust practically dripping from evey word that passed over his lips. Tomorrow they would go back to trying to kill each other certainly, but if this was what she wanted right then? Then she could have it. He had many lovers, more than Kassandra likely even realized, but he would be lying if he said that she wasn’t one of his favorites.

                      With gloved fingers carefully brushing against her jawline, the hero would let out a soft chuckle,

“I certainly won’t stop you.”

#teehee uwu #culthcnt #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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Anonymous said: Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna chicken and macaroni chillin with my homies!

#I wish I knew how to respond to this LMAO #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@brocaderose said: “Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you.”

15. Your muse runs away

                    Honestly, this whole ‘ close your eyes so that I may give you some gift that you aren’t even going to like ‘ ordeal was becoming rather tiresome. Not having very high hopes for whatever it was the other had meant to give him, the Duke let out a sigh, crossed his arms, and then proceeded to shut his eyes. However, immediately upon doing so, he then heard the all too familiar sound of feet hitting the ground at a quickened pace.

                    Did Trois honestly tell him to shut his eyes for the sole purpose of him turning around and making a break for it? REALLY? Grumbling, Reaver would then open his eyes– Not even bothering to follow him at any point.

“–And they say that I’M ridiculous.”

meme - not accepting.

#what kind of surprise is that!! #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. ) #brocaderose

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Reaver and Dutch playing as children together

“That isn’t fair! I already checked there!”

                     The boy protested upon losing a game of hide and seek. WILLIAM was a spoiled child, and he wasn’t accustomed to losing. So when the other boy managed to beat him in a simple game, he became aggitated and automatically assumed that the only way that someone could ever beat him is if they cheated. So as he crossed his arms and made his displeasure known, William continued to protest that he had cheated.

“You cheated, therefore, I automatically win! Now go and hide again, because you obviously can’t do it right the first time.”

@vanderking

meme - accepting.

#tiny reaver was a brat lol #vanderking #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. )

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@acollapsar said: "Many happy returns, sir.~ Unfortunately, I'm not coming bearing any gifts," Mostly because that would require him to actually know Reaver well enough to know what he would like to have, although he has a feeling it's more about the attention of receiving piles of gifts rather than the contents of the gifts themselves... So really, would that truly matter? "But I suppose I could throw together an exquisite birthday cake of your choosing, if you would prefer that."

                    Initially, he would frown. No gifts? What a disappointment. While, true, he cared more about attention, Reaver’s greed was nearly the size of his ego. It didn’t matter that he likely wouldn’t have kept the packages’ contents, what mattered was that he was getting more. But even then, it wouldn’t have been enough. Reaver always needed more.

                    Sighing, he would wave off the other’s greeting. A cake was better than nothing, he supposed.

“Fine, fine. Whatever. It had better be just as rich as I am--.”

#he's 100% pouting btw vgbgfcvbgcdcfv #;; ( ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ. ) #acollapsar