#//they're not exactly chill but they're just kind of in a very high stress environment all of the time

[mechahero]

//screw it. one complete vampire type entry for you :>

#//if anything is sounds familiar its bc its intentional :) #//i'm cashing in my Native right to clown on twi.light okay? #//they're basically just a bunch of venus fly traps in the shapes of people who have to deal with the consequences from a gaggle of morons #//a LOT of them are frustrated with their leaders or most of the other vampires in their specific line #//they're not exactly chill but they're just kind of in a very high stress environment all of the time #//they're kind of just mentally exhausted almost all of the time and yeah #//anyways im going to try and get to some stuff if i dont get sidetracked again #backup log {ooc}

[zosonils]

🍍, 🍓, 🍰, 🎂, 🍩, 🍻, 🍕, and 🍟 for hex ace?

[from this ask game!]

🍍 - despite his complicated relationship with it, hex is actually at their most relaxed when they're chilling in space between assignments. obviously they can be contacted when she needs to be teleported out to a satellite, but it's mostly an environment where he doesn't have to deal with interacting with people and can just go no thoughts head empty for a bit. while her happiest moments are usually when they're on earth goofing around with their brothers, she mostly feels uncomfortable when he's down there because he isn't as used to the extra gravity and greater need to interact with others

🍓 - the boring answer is that they don't have a sense of smell because she's a space robot who doesn't need one, i don't really have a good answer to this one lmao. i think astronauts have said that space has a distinctive smell, maybe he'd have a strong opinion on that scent?

🍰 - hex isn't exactly mx. stable moral compass but they're fiercely loyal to anyone they consider a friend, so hurting said friends in any way would probably do it. there's all sorts of other, more minor things he'll justify burning their chances of friendship for, but it's more a self destructive thing than an actual moral hangup

🎂 - i guess that they're a ride or die super loyal friend if you have the patience to stick with his intense personality and trolly nature? hex is a very what you see is what you get kind of bot, they look like a bastard [affectionate] and act like a bastard [affectionate] and are indeed a bastard [affectionate], but she's got just as much hidden emotional depth as anyone else

🍩 - not counting his actual canonical crimes, which are hijacking government equipment and violating several osha laws in the process: if they could pick any crime, some national-scale prank that doesn't hurt anyone but makes a lot of people very confused and miffed and technically counts as a breach of the geneva convention. realistically, he gets on pretty well with drum and sweet and would probably end up in hot water for using a high-security government communications link to send them memes even after being reprogrammed again

🍻 - it depends on where her stress is coming from. if they're angry and need to work it off without hurting someone in the process, they'll teleport back to earth without directly telling anyone and work on whatever combination of mechanical scraps he's been most invested in lately until they've blown off some steam. if it's a more existential kind of stress she prefers to just drift around in space until he gets either over it, too bored to be sad anymore, or called back into work

🍕 - again, usually either floating through space or cobbling together some wacky frankengadget. if they've been sent back for repairs or are otherwise likely to be on earth for a while she usually ends up hanging out with oil and time! their own schedules can get in the way sometimes but all three of them [including time, he will die before admitting this] really love each other's company and the opportunity to goof around as The Shit Brothers for a while

🍟 - honestly i'm not a huge fan of the term 'guilty pleasure' as it's commonly used so i'm gonna misinterpret this one a bit - hex is fully aware of their tendency to push others away and burn bridges at a moment's notice, so she's often plagued by feelings of guilt over accepting compliments or having friendly interactions that they feel like they'll inevitably disregard for the sake of being aggressive. there's no way he'd admit this if you asked though, she'd deflect the question with a joke answer like 'whoopee cushions' or 'chugging an e tank when i don't need one' or 'voiding the warranty on video game controllers i find at the dump'

#hex ace <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 #i'll do the other one [and anything else that comes in overnight] tomorrow it is WAY past my bedtime hdjnkdbj #robot master posting #hex ace #ask game #theabsolutebuffoon #my favourite problem child adult.....