#// it's over for you Hazelnut. The Noises grew one extra braincell for the occasion. Give up.

[noisester]

@asterismas: "Ooooooooooh, Teddy Bear~!" Here comes La Belle Noisette! And she sure looks chipper on her roller blades, skating around her boyfriend before coming to a halt before him. Hmmmm, what's that she's hiding behind her back? "Do you know what day's today? Do you, do you???" Yeah, Noise. DO you know what day is it today?

Hello, Noisette. You fool. You absolute buffoon. You were expecting a cringefail moment from your boyfriend there, weren't you? Nope, not this time! He was actually prepping to skateboard to your location before you made your presence known; bouquet of stolen flowers on his right hand amongst other prizes. He figured he had to up his game by visiting his beloved first; especially after the uh. Many, MANY heart-wrenching scenarios she had the misfortune to go through.

Of course, her being around means he has to hide those gifts quickly! Which he thankfully does with relative ease; minus the few petals that were floating in place as a result. Hm. Not to worry though, he... he ate the petals. He snapped a mouth full of sharp teeth at the petals and swallowed them whole to hide the evidence. Amazing.

"Do IIIIIIII?" Noise says that like he didn't just do the stupidest thing ever, acting all smart and smug with that usual wide smile of his. Duh, of course he remembers what day it is today. He would've shattered into pieces if he didn't. It's totallllllly not like The Noise to get carried away with his italian-reckoning plans and occasionally forget major holidays, noooo!

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