#/ pick your poison- dfghjkl no im kidding im kidding

[caemthe]

Some (unserious) valentine day’s hcs for the trio:

Patroclus, to his surprise, is really busy during this time of the year. He has no idea why as he doesn't consider himself someone who ranks high in the popularity poll, he's just some guy™ but... If this was some sort of high school setting, he would be that one guy who has his locker filled with love letters, gets asked to go outside with someone during lunch break and has to politely reject them, and gets home with his backpack and a plastic bag full of chocolates. But he always makes sure to give everyone something back on white’s day because he's polite like that. It may be cute and all but imagine wanting to give Valentine's Day chocolate to Pat but when you find him, there's already a line of people who want to do the exact same thing...

But at least he's not as oblivious as Cú Chulainn. People, in general, don't even try to approach him because Cú is someone who goes at a different pace than most so it’s nearly impossible to keep up with him. Just getting a hold of him should be considered a feat. But, if the planets haven't aligned and you mention Valentine's Day before confessing, he’ll immediately assume it’s for friendship-related stuff since, you know, it's a day of love & friendship. He's busy on the 14th, going from one place to another because he prepares 'friendship chocolate' for all of his friends (and he has a lot of them). It's sweet, he's sweet, but imagine finally gathering the courage to ask Cú on a date but, before you can actually confess, he's handing you a little treat and saying he likes you as a friend too.

On the bright side of things, you at least see him during the day, which cannot be said about Deirdre. Where is she? Where did she go? It's a mystery, maybe she's in a faraway part of the countryside reconnecting with nature or marathoning horror movies in a bunker, just appreciating the peace and quiet of life. She's very good at hiding (like crazy good) so there's almost no way to find her, and she only returns once most Valentine's Day-related stuff is on sale. So imagine wanting to ask Deirdre on a date or wondering if she will get you anything for the occasion but she straight up disappears the week before and only returns a day after the holiday like nothing happened.

#hc. ° ( shooting star. ) #pat. º ( lancer. ) #cu. ° ( lancer. ) #dee. º ( saber. ) #/ you would think that the guys known for being starcrossed lovers in their respective tales would own valentine's day #/ but thats not how we do things around here buddy #/ pick your poison- dfghjkl no im kidding im kidding