#+ you gotta encourage them to play with eachother instead of just talking to adults. but the poison game is communal.

[normiewizard]

i work at a preschool and the 4 year old girls are super into bringing me various woodchip foods to eat and then yelling POISON! at me when i pretend to eat them and im just like. they dont know i run a wizard blog

#we are the same + time is a flat circle + the nature of humanity is to reinvent playground games #i encourage them too much maybe because i ask them all about what kind of poison it is and what ailments i have now and what other potions #they can make #so far theyre really into feeding me potion of traps me in a marshmellow cave. cause i told them i didnt want to play pretend jail anymore #i have also asked them why they would want to poison me :(( but so far they have just ignored that question #but as their 'we just discovered lying and its awesome' games go this is my favorite #it is way more fun than 'guess what i have in this baby shaped wad of blanket' 'is it a baby?' 'no!' ' are you sure? because last time you #said that it was definitely still a baby.' 'no its really not a baby!' 'okayy is it a (not baby) (x27)' 'no!!' 'i give up what is it!!!' #'ITS A BABY!!! WE TRICKED YOU!!!!' #that one got old soooo fast and then they were so offended when i was like i dont want to keep playing this game if you're gonna trick me #+ you gotta encourage them to play with eachother instead of just talking to adults. but the poison game is communal.