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slay the princess fanart i made a while ago :D

#oh wife

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#admittedly i didn't even consider that i might lose my skull i was ready to bet on the 1 bone #but there are some really big important bones in your body huh #for the record i would've lost one of my wrist bones #never punished stay winning

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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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I'm not especially into zombies, but if they were sentient rather than mindless cannibals, now we're getting somewhere.

#like that's not enough on its own but #it's got good potential

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Makes me think of Banica Conchita from evillious Chronicles

Absolutely no idea what that is (Vocaloid thing? I never got into it myself) haha.

Tbh thinking of Toilet-bound Hanako-kun, with No. 6 consuming his yorishiro. Unlocked something in me.

#being obsessed/in love with the target (or with the one doing the consumption) is a must #without that it's just your average cannibalism

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Duality of man: repulsed by vore but also obsessed with the concept of being so obsessively in love with a partner that you literally consume them

#part of the reason why i love vampire stuff but also... go further

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🤎 sturgeon 🤎

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#idr my first manga #i bought it back in elementary school at the book fair and it was a second volume #i remember very little about it except that it was a shoujo i think #i couldn't tell you anything about it

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No one understands what me and my wife have (she broke my ankle and possessed my body to try and escape and so I threw us into the infinite void to foil her)

#slay the princess spoilers #slay the princess #it was very romantic

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I should get my hw for the day done but i can't because too anxious over my interview today.

#it's especially hard because of the confidence blow i had after getting fired #especially since i was already low confidence from just how... incapable of getting a new job i had been before that

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#This is very funny #But also i love the implication that “old era of pranks” being wholesome and just confusing #When jackass was right there

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Me talking about Slay the Princess like "omg look how cute my wife is <333" and it's a screenshot of the wraith breaking my ankle

#she deserves to break my ankle for the route i took to meet her

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SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

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the Princess always makes me feel so many things

#played Slay the Princess again #got my first chapter 3 princess #i love her #even tho i had to be cold and hurt her to get there

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you masc and moaning like that when he drinks your blood…..? :\

#It's extremely masc to be a vampire's juicebox

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got a job interview for tomorrow, mostly a part time position but yeah. works still