tabootasaur
"I'm always ready to make a fool of myself."
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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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by next year the message button will be removed entirely and your only form of communication will be gifting nitro
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt
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microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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i know its so scary but if the meat that you put in your stainless steel pan is sticking dont move it. you shouldn’t move it. i know youre so scared that its going to go all wrong and that youll have to clean up meat stuck the pan but i promise you just wait. dont move it. lower the heat. give it more time. its going to be okay.
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satire about capitalism isn’t funny anymore when actual ads start looking like this
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i thought this post was a little controversial and would make all the homeschooled kids on here angry so im not going to post it
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