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made plushies of some little fellas

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🎉🎉🎉

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saw this shirt on twitter and i HAD to draw chell in it

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Dkimmkns:: fyucj yoi fwtads

Grf: dhut up smrstasss

*kiss*

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The Church system if it was freaky

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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

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save me hot shower

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Church, without warning: I actually - I'm not going to lie to you. I think I might already be legally married. To Lavernius Tucker. Wash, who was just trying to have a silent morning coffee and was most certainly not prepared for this but feels that he's probably obligated to take this seriously: Is it... legally... recognized? Church: I think, well - Church: Church: It's by an ordained Minister. Cause Sarge is apparently, somehow, a registered, ordained Minister. Wash, clutching his coffee Very Tightly: Church: and the paperwork was all filed and shit Wash: Church: so am I Church: Am I, like already legally married? Church: Is this going to be an issue if I want to marry Tex in the Vegas Quadrant or something? Wash: Wash: When you get married AS A BIT - Wash, Very Deliberately Calming Down: Wash: you're not supposed to actually get married. What the hell were you thinking? Church: What? It was for a video. Wash, no longer very deliberately calming down: Yeah. But you still signed the paperwork. YOU GOT MARRIED.

Tucker: I got a call yesterday, he's like, 'my sister's seen the video, you know, you didn't invite her. Yeah, moment's gone, and you didn't invite her, and she's fallen out with me, Tucker. And now - now she's fallen out with you'. And I'm like OH. So I look and I'm in bad with the Church family. *giggling nervously* We will not be speaking to Carolina again. I have some apologies - I think I have made a severe and continuous lapse in - oh god. Oh shit.

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Church: Just sign it. Tucker: Why? Church: BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO BE LEGALLY MARRIED. THIS IS CRAZY. Tucker: It's funny Church: You're not even in my will. Tucker: Why? I'm your husband! Church: My will is 'fuck you all, everything goes to charity'. Tucker: Give it to the charity of me! Church: We're not married. We're not staying married. This is crazy. You're being crazy. Just sign the divorce papers. Tucker: Let's sort this once and for all. If Tex - if Tex - if Tex wants me to drop this, for us to split up, I can, alright? I can see - Church: Just sign it. Tucker: - 'Cause I care about her. Tucker: Right. Okay. I texted Tex - I texted Tex, and she just replied - Tucker: "Get it together, honey."

Tucker, coming out years in the future: I'm bicurious so I can say like 1/5th of it. How about that, you 'ggots? Wash, trying to figure out whether it's biphobic to murder him:

so. i'm not a mcyt fan but from accidentally coming across this very weird mcyt nightmare polycule i have been unable to stop myself from gawking at it like a train derailment and i do think this could be a very real chexer situation. if you are not familiar:

this post is made from actual words that have been said with a few minor alterations

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holy shit 🤯🤯

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thx for the ideaa @twigstick9

also tried to add some texture to this one to see if i like it

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watching the episode commentary on the new smiling friends dvd and zach and michael said that theyve seen this clip and that it shouldve happened in the episode and i am not okay

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Did anyone else's dad used to shoot squirrels away from the bird feeder with their kids BB gun or was that just a me only thing

(Part 12)

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hey yall i promise i didnt die ive just been fucking around elsewhere. anyways im really into smiling friends now and have a shit ton of fanart so here 👍🏼

yeah how cool, right? and ik charlie doesn't have a tail buuuuut idrc i think he would, so

oh, and this is a bunch of oc stuff lol

his names sal, he's like a little lizard guy. he lives in the office walls btw lol (and yeah im a rlly big selfshipper hshdhfj)

okay bye

#smiling friends #smiling friends fanart #smiling friends oc #smiling friends alan #smiling friends charlie #smiling friends pim

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DEXTER GRIF from Red vs. Blue

"I am orange! I am not gold! I am not yellow! I am fucking orange!"

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Yes, I referenced his face from Rodrick Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

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