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Honkai: Star rail | The best way to start your morning

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“No tale is more compelling than one that never ends.” - Katsuki Yuuri.

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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tim: happy anniversary

jason (panicking a little): what?

tim: it’s your death day

jason: oh

jason:

jason: the fuck do you mean Happy—

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Wonder Woman by Joshua Middleton

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commission for @/tempestschaller on ig ✨

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Cuddly baby

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this is something they would do

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my dad accidentally adopted a dog

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i miss my gay skaters

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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon… 

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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are you sure

#blind little shit #<prev tag sending me lmao #itachi is doing it to piss kisame off

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filing a formal complaint with management that her 90 minute walk was 90 minutes too short

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Oh fuck the adderall’s kicking in

*cue a gory transformation sequence but when it concludes I’m wearing a cute little business suit & smiling with rosy cheeks ^_^*