i hate it when straight people ask me who my favorite spiderman is. like yeah it’s andrew garfield and they’re like “why” and i have to be like “oh well i just really admire him as an actor” when in reality its because hes a commie jewish bisexual peter parker truther and he’s CORRECT
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being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded
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THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT MAN DID NOT LOOK 22
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Aaaaand for @symbruary day 16: Faith, I bring all you true believers a meme of my favourite dumbass in the history of dumbassery.
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Old symbrock doodles
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^_^ ❤ ^ ^
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come get your dog
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So, last year on this date I made my first post.
I had been on Tumbler for longer, but that was definitely the first time I posted something
So I thought why don't I redraw it? To see if I have improved anything and because it seems like a nice way to celebrate a full year in which I actively uploaded content to an account (Which I don't do on any of my other accounts on other social networks)
And that's all :b
14-01-23
14-01-24
Husbands.
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They're watching Renfield.
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mask/copy!
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sweet as molasses and twice as deadly
og below!
Keep reading
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Its 1:35 am i cannot sleep
BUT LOOK WHOS BACK WOAOAOOOW!!!
It it IS CHRISMTMS EEEVEEEE hehoeoehoe
and gays (i drew this on like dec 7 excuse the messy everything)
of course gays i love them (they WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD)
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