driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road
I GIFT YOU A QUESTION:
What is your favorite arachnid?
how DARE you make me choose (silly tone, not mad!)
well, to be honest, i have quite a few that compete for first place:
-jumping spiders. overrated and boring pick, i know, but you gotta realize they're well loved for a reason. theyre like the cats of the arthropod world. they stare at you with em Big Ole Eyes and reach out their little paws at you...
-horseshoe crabs. probably a controversial take but they DO count as arachnids, believe it or not (they're at least more closely related to them than crabs or other decapods). theyre the living example of "party animal". just put crazy tire screeching sounds over an image of a horseshoe crab crawling in the sand, you'll get it
-camel spiders. they have the dorkiest faces of all time. boy why you so squished. did the distortion wizard get to you
-harvestmen. theyre like if you asked a tumblr poll to make the next animal. 13% legs 87% body. particle that grew legs and walked away.
Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.