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u think i’m handsome? bet i’d look even better gagging on your cock with drool running down my chin and my hole bouncing desperately on a dildo while my cunt is achingly empty. then u could hear all the pretty noises i make when you fuck my throat, plus the face i make when you force me to sit down balls deep in my ass is pretty adorable

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Imagine your puppy trying to initiate play time by fetching your strap-on, drooling all over it, and dropping it into your lap.

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I'm craving super rough anal right now. I want someone's entire body weight pinning me down, one hand wrapped around my wrists and another around my throat. I want to be completely helpless and at their mercy as they buck their hips into me, completely stretching my tight little hole out while I can't do anything but let out choked gasps and cry into the pillow, till they decide I've had enough and cum deep inside me. Leaving me a gaping cum filled mess.

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Aaaand now I have a fantasy of being used by a couple. Just being their needy little pet, getting teased and edged mercilessly by both of them.

I’d wake up at the foot of their bed, completely naked since pets don’t wear clothes. My vibrating tail plug would be pulsing, waking me up without disturbing my owners. I’d sneak off to the kitchen to start my morning routine, brewing coffee and cooking breakfast, before carrying it back to them. I’d present it nicely on their bedside tables before climbing into bed and waking them up exactly as I’ve been instructed. Gently licking and sucking and kissing Mommy on her thighs and perfect pussy until she wakes fully, feeling her hands on my head as I continue until she’s cum as many times as she wants, before moving over to daddy and repeating the process, until he’s moaning and growling and shooting hot sticky ropes into my mouth, showing it to both before they let me swallow my breakfast, and kneel patiently on the floor next to their bed while they eat theirs.

Finishing up and moving to shower as I take and clean their dishes, bursts of vibrations telling me they’re happy with my performance so far. Being dressed in whatever they decide they want to see me in that day: a French maid costume, a playboy bunny suit, maybe a slutty butler outfit? No matter what I’m put in, I’ll be collared, plugged, caged, with earbuds in playing obedience and submission hypno on repeat as I complete my chores. Not a thought in my head, pleasing when I’m told to please, bending over on command, woken up just to be told to watch my owners fuck with nothing I can do but watch and hope I’ll get to clean them up with my tongue afterwards, before being stripped and falling asleep at their feet, waking up to another day of pure bliss~

-🌀

I’ve thought about similar scenarios many times. Sadly, I’ve never had a partner who was into that kind of thing.

I’d love to try it someday. And I just know you’d make a perfect pet. 😊

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Me: *jerking off* Can I please kiss you? 🥺 Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't kiss faggots

#degredation kink #pansexual nsft #queer nsft #t4t nsft #transmasc nsft #sapphic nsft #genderfluid nsft #f slur #nonbinary nsft

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Cannot explain my primal urge to cuddlefuck someone while moaning into their neck

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genderdysphoric but in a i wish i could cum in somone way

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sorry I moaned when you sucked my strap, do you still wanna pretend i can put a baby in you ? x

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Reverse intox where the dom is high as shit and can’t keep their hands off their sub. Can’t stop touching their sub over their pants. Can’t keep their hands to themself. Can’t stop kissing their sub and eventually the sub gives in and lets their dom fuck them slow and sweet because the dom can’t do much else other than that while high

Yeah this is based on me rn so what fuck u

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we need more intox kink posts about edibles. smoking is hot but some of us have asthma :(

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does anyone want to play 'first faggot to moan loses' where we both get stupid high and wrestle while fully clothed until one of us gets a hand down the other's pants

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Sorry I just thought of another trans guy force mascing me and calling me a faggot and got so horny I passed out

#t4t nsft #transmasc nsft #achillean nsft #nonbinary nsft #pansexual nsft #queer nsft #genderfluid nsft #degredation kink #forcemasc #f slur

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Tips for faceslapping women

- Find her tolerance limit: First hit her softly and then gradually increase the force of each slap if you see she can take it. - Always make her close her mouth before the slap to avoid her teeth cutting inside her mouth during the slap. - Always hit her in the jaw. Never close to the ear (audition loss hazard), nose (bleeding nose harzard) or eyes. Any hit above the cheekbone (around the eye) will give her a black eye. - If you wanna slap her hard in one cheek, then is useful to support her other cheek with your other hand. This is done to avoid a strong “whiplash effect” on her head. -Avoid slapping her as a punishment/discipline. She has a fatty butt and some sensitive thighs that can be used for that purpose. Those are much safer to hit than her face. Use them. - Never slap her with anger.

A good slap puts a naughty girl immediately in her place. It makes her shut up immediately so it’s really effective against a back-talking girl. Normally it brings instant tears of submission. But it can be a severe tool, so it must be used with care.

Remember: Women are delicate beings and they are easy to break. Better play with your toys without breaking them… so you can keep on playing!

Cheers

;-)

Javier

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please bruise me. i am so pretty and bruisable. i am such a good boy and i want you to hurt me. i love it sooo much when you hurt me. arent my whimpers so cute? you can turn them into moans if you want. i am so goddamn needy, please. i can beg for you. ill do anything-

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My Femme Masculinizer

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"trans guys who act like dogs on the internet are so weird they need to act normal"

me, who heard "trans guys who act like dogs" and got so hard i almost passed out: haha yeah