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Reporter: How does it feel to be the worst servant in all of Camelot??

Merlin: In a city full of ass-kissers I wear it as a fucking badge of honor!

Reporter: what about the rumors that you’re always in the tavern?

Merlin: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

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“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

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two sides of the same coin or smth…

imagine arthur waking up after centuries & stumbling into a new world only to find a merlin who doesn’t remember him, but still wears his wedding ring around his neck as if it means something.

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

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when someone asks my political views

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I don’t think some of you understand to what extent Zeus and Hera love each other

Hera in no way hates her husband, and Zeus talks about her like she’s his everything, like she hung the stars and shaped them herself

Those two taught me what love looks like

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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

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I hate that it worked on me too. I've been listening non-stop.

hi hello, just want to say you got me INTO Sherlock and co, now I'm addicted

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

(also they're low-key modern Murther, but you didn't hear that from me)

LESGOO BABYYYY

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You can confiscate photoshop from me now

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Spoilers for my Teen Wolf - X-Men Evolution au but it's memes

Jackson immediately after meeting Stiles

Stiles when he see's Derek shirtless

Talia when Peter says he's not attracted to Chris Argent

Danny in general

Lydia in general

Jackson when no one's looking

Stiles trying to talk to Derek

Chris after spending two seconds with the kids

The kids when they're told to do anything

Scott trying to flirt with Kira

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Imagine all the Hale kids plus their cousins all at the park and kid stiles is there playing with kid Cora and her cousins then they make Derek play with them. Derek is classic middle child. He’s older than the little kids but younger than Laura and the other cousins. Stiles absolutely loves playing with Derek. Sometimes it’s hard to keep up with the werewolf kids and even the human ones too but Derek stays behind with stiles until he catches up. Then when it’s time to leave Talia calls over the kids with a loud whistle (lol my mom actually does this) and all the kids all start herding back to the car, including stiles who is just following along. It takes Talia when they’re half way home to realize that she took an extra kid with her, she didn’t even smell him cause they’ve all been rolling around him all day. Good thing she knows Claudia so she won’t be too freaked out.

She gets half way home and realises there’s 11 heartbeats in the back seat when there should only be 10 (I know, what car fits 11 kids, we’ll, they’re small and children - especially werewolf pups - have no regards for safety). She pulls over and turns around to see stiles sitting between Cora and Derek with a big smile on his face.

I like to think that Talia, Noah and Claudia grew up around the same time and know each other well, or maybe Peter caused a lot of trouble growing up and Noah was a new deputy that often had to deal with him (like Parrish with Stiles), so she knows Stiles and just drives him home. Chances are, Stiles snuck out of the house to go play at the park in the first place.

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what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing