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Holy fuck. It’s 3 AM. I can’t sleep with her making these loud ass noises and whacking the wood of her bed. I have headphones in and I can still hear her kill me now.

My roomate keeps making asmr mouth noises and groans in her sleep and they’re lowkey unsettling and shiver inducing (in a bad way) When I said I like whining in bed this isn’t what I meant.

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Germaphobia is so hard like wdym the thing I like to choke the chicken to makes me want to die ???

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"women"

The crowd is clapping and cheering

"women sneezing"

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD ABSOLUTELY INSANE I THINK SOMEBODY JUST THREW A CHAIR

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you guys omg my girlfriend did the cutest thing!!! (Emeto warning lowkey)

So I get horrible car sickness. Since I was a kid (it’s a genetic thing) it acts fast and it hits me hard. I usually don’t throw up though, I just feel horribly nauseas since my stomach has gotten used to it over the years. But since coming to university, I won’t be in a car for weeks at a time, so being out of practice has made the naseua worse whenever I do go somewhere in a car or a bus. the only thing that makes me feel better is a cold coke. Carbonated drinks work pretty well, but coke always fixes me the best.

My girlfriend invited me to go to the beach with her and her friends for her birthday. We get on the bus, and the ride is supposed to be like 49 minutes. I’m sitting next to her, and we’re about 30 minutes in, and oh my god it’s awful. I’m not saying anything because I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable. But my girlfriend, goes “how are you doing? Do you want a coke?” AND SHE PULLS A CAN OF COKE OUT OF HER BAG?? 🥹 and she goes “dont worry that’s what I brought it for!”

She never drinks soda!!! She literally bought a soda just for me cause she knows I get carsick 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I’m literally in love

#not snz

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JUST FOUND OUT MY GF SNORES WHEN SHE’S SICK THATS SO CUTE!!! I WON!!!

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Okay… nothing is getting me more hot and bothered right now than the idea of someone needing to sneeze so bad they’re literally moaning through their buildup.

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My roomate keeps making asmr mouth noises and groans in her sleep and they’re lowkey unsettling and shiver inducing (in a bad way) When I said I like whining in bed this isn’t what I meant.

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something about someone saying, "I'b disgusding," just... melts my brain

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this made me laugh out loud at work and I had to actively lie about what made me laugh to my coworker

Is he..ya know..🤒👃💦🌡

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Based on the time you would’ve been infected to when you started showing symptoms, if you are feeling ill, it wasn’t either of those people next to you. It takes at least 24 hours for a cold to incubate, if that makes you feel less anxious :)

ty anon 🥹 this is so sweet ty for the reassurance

I think I was just in my own head tbh, my roommate has also coughing which made me extra nervous too hahah. I have two roomates, and our room is so small I can’t really avoid them when they’re sick, which they’ve both been recently.

But I’m okay now :) tysm you’re too kind

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Today in one of my classes I was sandwiched between 2 sick people. One was masking and the other wasn’t and constantly COUGHING 😐😐

I can’t tell if I’m like deluding myself from anxiety that I have a sore throat or not but I’ll update in the morning I guess

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I’m sandwiched between two sick people in class rn gonna kms

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*Complains to partner all day about coworkers spreading their germs around the workplace*

*Comes home and jacks off to fics and wavs of coworkers spreading their germs around the workplace. *

Make it make sense lmao

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people should rly start treating having a big nose like having a big dick. like it should be a positive sexy thing

#I would love to think this was about myself but I can’t cause I don’t even have a “big nose” really. #I just have big nostrils. #and everyone seems to feel the need to let me know how unsexy and ugly they are #I’ve been compared to a pig #a bull #a gorilla #by my family and friends #strangers online just saying I have a shotgun nose #and I do find big noses so damn sexy I really do #like…oh my gosh they’re sexy #and I know lots of people think they’re sexy as well #but I know that my nose is too big in the wrong way #so I can’t imagine anyone finding it sexy or even pretty

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family members shut the hell up about your allergies challenge

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literally me every single night

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i just want you to imagine being in a movie theatre, watching a film. there aren't a ton of people in the theatre, but there is someone about a seat or two away from you. you came alone, and so did they. they sat down a bit after you did, and you can't exactly blame them as you did pick the row with the best view.

the film is starting, and it seems like you won't be entirely focused on the story. They're wearing a hoodie, and they keep reaching into their hoodie pocket for a tissue. At first it was just a couple sniffles, but as the movies goes on, it slowly devlops into quiet, breathy hitches that give away how much work they are putting in to holding in their sneeze.

their eyes are slightly watering and their nose is red, which you can clearly see depsite the darkness of the theatre.

they manage to keep their sneezes quiet, but they begin to get...messy. so messy, in fact, that they're about to run out of tissues. the cold air blasting in isn't exactly helping either. they're furiously rubbing their nose, trying to be quiet, but snuffles are carried very clearly to your flushing ears. your heart is beating so quickly you feel your own face heating up.

eventually, it all comes to a head. they hitch, and hitch, and hitch until one loud sneeze rings out. its almost stilfed, but not quiet, you can hear the itch releif in the exhale that comes out afterward. it seems they've run out of tissues, but a steady trail of snot has shot out of their right nostril. sympathetically, you tap their shoulder and hand then a napkin to clean up their face. they thank you quietly, cleaning their upper lip and huddling closer into themselves and their hoodie.

they sniffle, wiping their nose on their sleeve. you might need to do a bit of cleaning yourself up by the end of the movie.

#mess #snz fet #snz kink #snzfic #snzario