fuck wrapped, how obscure are yall
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you ever have a good time laughing with your friends and think this is it. this is actually the point of it all
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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation
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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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If you want queer and gothic books, I have—
A Flame in the Night: An MMF gothic vampire romance that's very erotic and set in 1920s Paris; Léon is genderfluid, which is explored more in the next book, Witch Soul
Witch Soul: A bisexual M/F witch/vampire paranormal romance set in a seaside New England town
Providence Girls: A sapphic horror romance set in Great Depression New England
King of Hell: An MM vampire/fallen angel romance between two villains and set in the post-apocalyptic South; the main character, Laurențiu, is a trans man, and he and Paimon adopt a nonbinary trans masc vampire who eats hearts
Unholy with Eyes like Wolves: A sapphic gothic vampire romance about the main character, Carmilla, and Elizabeth Bathory and set in early 17th century Hungary (out on April 16th)
The Saint of Heartbreak: A romance between the Devil and Judas that shows Judas before and after his death (coming soon, early access on Patreon starting on 3/31 AKA Easter)
Check out my author site for more! All the content warnings are listed as well.
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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no one will ever do it like supernatural because supernatural doesn't know how they did it
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me
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