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Fall things! Fall home tour coming soon 🌙🍁🍂🎃💛

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By kjp

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

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Boyfriend saved my pussy.

So awhile ago I bought one of those ovipositor, alien-like looking eggs that were textured on etsy.

Kid you not, babe wanted to try that shit out with me since I was already like supeeeeerr wet anyways.

So I was like cool, let's go. I've never gotten it all the way in my damn self.

He fingerfucks me with the egg so he could push it in. And then I'm like yesss that feels great, lemme stand up so you can watch me drop this egg, right?

I start squeezing my fucking scary ass pussy muscles and ya boy was not having it.

This mf did not cum out and I mean I did not at all like it was advertised in those porn videos I watched, you know cause I'm gay and I'm Bi, but pan....

Long story short, I started feeling light headed as I kept tryna push it out and even shake it out. I started feeling my chest get heavy like I couldn't breathe, then as babe was saying "hey I need you to sit down," like a pre-med war nurse....I start seeing fuzzies and it felt like I was about to faint. I was so freaking light headed. Bad enough I couldn't really hear babe, and this ear crackling sound started popping off too, as if somebody poured me some 7up in my ears. ...cause I didn't want that shit, I wanted Squirt.

Babe gave me some water cause he was saying that me tryna push it out was gonna keep making me lightheaded and then I started having a mini panic attack and bae helps guide me to sit down and push as he tries to find it inside my pussy, cause yea falling asleep when something like that is stuck is not a good idea.

Thank God he was able to grab it as I did one final big push. I was sooooooooooo fucking scared we would have had to call the hospital because of our fucking stupid pussy egg that I was expecting to come out.

I kept shaking and had a crying tantrum after he got it out. It felt like back to one of those times I got wayyyy too high from weed and almost passed out in my sleep if it wasn't for that cbd.

It scared me and babe

. He said he didn't like that he was so calm and actually knew what to do though. He must have had another ptsd flashback because after he got it out and held me so tight, he started talking about war and how this moment reminded him of a time he had helped this guy who had lost a part of his finger at camp and he had to help bandage him up.

He was so numb. And he blamed himself. I said no, it was my fault. I was the idiot who bought it off etsy without looking up the Pros and cons to this shit.

I remember beating myself up in the head, and he grabbed my hand to try and stop me.

I was scared to move after cause I felt so oddly numb. But when I tried to move my leg, it was like a pain shock kicked in. So baby just told me to stay still and lay down. I felt so bad about triggering his ptsd but I was glad he was calm enough and smart enough to think to pull it out.

I told him I'm glad I didn't try to shove it in me if I was alone at home. Then I'd probably pass out and had no help to get it out. Calling the hospital.

Strangely I kept hearing my inner momma voice say "It's gonna get out, it's moving. You'll get it out."

"Listen to him"

It was mad confusing buy yet comforting.

Who would have thought a lil tiny purple, white egg could cause so much mischief after spending a beautiful night with Babe.

We both agreed we wouldn't try that again. No more alien stuff for me...I'm out.

Me and my golden brain 🧠 😅😆🤣 i told babe when I was crying that it felt like I was gonna die.

He felt so bad and kept saying sorry. And then I kept saying I'm stupid and no it's my fault.

I love my man. Mr. War Hero. He was 15 or 16 when he went to military camp....all those war stories...Jesus.

And this is how our Valentines weekend started.

Lemme go cook this man some sausage for breakfast 😋 he deserves it.

*also I gotta wash all my covers and pillows cause I pissed that much when I was trying to push it out the 1st time by squeezing and standing up 🙃 definitely the most scariest squirt story ever for him and me.

#Ovipositor #Egg #bad story #Fml #Pussy power #Ddlg

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LOL

Free Guy (2021) dir. Shawn Levy

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The Powerpuff Girls S02E01

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Truuueee that and clicky pens and the little button ends of a jacket.

Dear Fellow Neurodivergents

Could I interest you in a discount stim toy?

Just keep clicking it in/out.

It's a bit loud but people won't look at you funny for having a hair clip.

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I just had sex...at the warehouse.

And it was with my new boyfriend on our last shift together.

Funny thing, this guy who just sat on his phone, casually scrolling was on the opposite side of the fence and yea it was kinda see through because of construction.

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By Cassandra Jean

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Having these random ass, grown men talk to me, call me beautiful, or asking me for my phone number when I'm clear uncomfortable and I already said no, I'm not looking for a boyfriend....

Makes me not wanna be a girl again....

Because I've had gender dysphoria before and it was because of a guy who team leads over me looked over at me a certain way that I didn't like.

It was all because I was female and my chest and my butt.

As if my body parts were optional for him to detach off of me for his safe keeping.

I hate men. And the way I feel in my body when somebody I don't have any interest in, decides to talk to me and flirt with me or just talks about sex in general and I'm in a hoodie and jacket trying to cover my body.

Unlike some of the young looking girls here who are actually looking for attention and are wearing leggings.

Which I would never, because I already get splinters sometimes through my jeans from picking up pallets.

I just don't understand why do I feel this extreme about not wanting to be here with all these men downright looking at me for attention and I'd pretty much rather not talk to nobody there....except a few women who I'm on platonic friendly terms with.

Anything that feels flirty or like heyyy that's too personal to ask...makes me question my gender.

Like I wanna be invisible to disgusting men who wanna just use me for sex like Jay did.

And I don't even have trust in my heart when a man tells me I'm beautiful. The real reason he's saying this is because he wants attention from me and hold conversation or conversations everytime you see him.

And I want nothing to do with them.

I'd rather have a Harry Potter's Shadow Cloak and then everybody's thats bad couldn't see me, but would only see him. My masculine buddy.

I wanna hide but still get paid. It's that messed up and I wanna go home. 12hrs anywhere is wayyy too long for me as an introvert.

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L'arte sotto ogni sua forma, io li trovo semplicemente fantastici.

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Awww 🥺😥

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) dir. Eric Radomski & Bruce Timm

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Damnnn tell it 😄😁💯

Rugrats (1990-2006)