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#» ¦ come with me and you’ll be in a world of PURE INCARCERATION! ↝ aesthetic #o h i made myself sad #q.

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hey hey  ,  finally got music added on my blog  .  temp theme too but  !  

#» ¦ miniature maythem! that’s my kind of sandwhich ↝ ooc. #i'll finish the rest of the starters tomorrow #write me things xoxo #love my noodle boi i have so much to do with him #anyways im a little tired so gnight !

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        ‘  YOU’VE REEAALLLLY  DONE IT THIS TIME  .  ‘  familiar destruction reeks havoc across the courtyard  -----  fires a blaze  ,  walls graffitied in splatters of red  ,  GUTS GALORE  !  oh  ,  it’s beautiful in all its glory  .  BUT  ,  it is not his work  &  perhaps a bit of jealousy seeps through the gap of his teeth  .  ‘  do you ENJOY your fellow inmates in a chorus of pain  &  torture  ??  &  on a SUNDAY of all days  !  ‘  an exaggerated exhale  ,  arms fold against his chest as his right extends with a finger to point  .  ‘  YOU should be ashamed of yourself  ,  stingray  .  ‘   

@conniiving

#conniiving #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #/ jealous noodle boi is jealous #/ hope this is okay !

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           WE THE PEOPLE of the united states, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare,  &  secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves   &  our posterity, do ordain  &  establish this constitution for the united states of SUPERJAIL!!  thus  ,  he decrees nothing can outrank his glorious planet  .  a SUPERJAIL! at ever corner  ,  how exquisite  !  their laughter wraps them in the chains of their own tears  .  MERCY  ,  MERCY  !  for what better punishment of humankind than to enslave them all  .  INCARCERATION PERFECTION for everyone  !  oh  ,  how father would be proud of you  .  mr.president  .  

fingertips tap once  ,  twice against the desk of the oval office  .  boredom ails him  .  suddenly the impailment of inmates becomes a chore  .  perhaps it’s time for something new   ...  something  .... 

‘  stingra ----  AH  ,  lord stingray  .  i’m in need of something  ... fun  .  ‘  like the eyes of a clock  ,  his own teeter left  &  right  .  ‘  hmm  ...  i’m thiiiinking  ...  ‘  a quick snap of fingers  &  ever the visionary is he  ,  to create a model project inside his devious mind .  ‘  a KILLER obstacle course ,  yes its perfect  !!  ‘  lips lift to an evil grin  .  oh  ,  that’s sure to WOW them  .  ‘  BUT  ---  it cannot be my own design . they’ll see it coming  .  they’ll attack  ...  SO  ,  i challenge you to create the most KILLER OBSTACLE COURSE you can for our little friends down on the mainground’s of the united states of SUPERJAIL!  ‘

‘  you can do that  ,  can’t you  .... bu-ddy  ?  ‘

@jailsent  /   x.

#jailsent #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #» ¦ verse: my reach is global ↝ future warden. #kisses u

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       ‘   WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE  ??  a child  ???  ‘ he inquires upon discovery  .  the lens of SUPERJAIL!’S most finest telescope never lie  !  a young man  .  how odd to see   ----------   but everyone is welcomed to SUPERJAIL! with the press of a button  ,  warden transports himself to the courtyard inches away from the unknown stranger  .  ‘ well hello there you deviant little creature !!  and what brings you to SUPERJAIL! today ??  ‘  

@shireofkevin  /        x. 

#shireofkevin #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #warden: A CHILD OHMYGOSH HELLLOOO #hope this is okay for you

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hi i lost my starter call so consider this, yknow a STARTER CALL from noodle boi

#» ¦ miniature maythem! that’s my kind of sandwhich ↝ ooc. #even if we already have threads i encourage you to like this #i wanna be more active on this noodle but it's a bit harder without plots #and don't get me wrong i love what i have now i do #but i'm greedy and i want mo r e #cartoon rp #adult swim rp #superjail rp

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#» ¦ like willy wonka but psychotic ↝ the warden. #me rn #q.

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jailsent:

            ❛   news  flash  ,  CAPTAIN  CLING   —-   we  all  are  ,   including  ME  ,  are  criminals  .    do  you  honestly  think  i  care  over  you  losing  beauty  sleep  ?   now ,  let  me  tell  ya’   BUDDY   ,   i  don’t    need  your  vacuous  activities  .    it  just  all  ends  in  MAYHEM  &  BLOODSHED      —     perhaps  rethink  them   …….   better  yet  ,   try  and  NAP  on  them  .  maybe   then  you’ll  think  of  BETTER  ones ,  w a r d e n  . .   ❜        

         ‘  HOW DARE YOU  ?!  superjail’s! activities are specifically made for SUPERJAIL!  inmates  &  while  ...  yes their methods aren’t ethically at times that doesn’t mean they don’t work  .  look around you  !  would real jail have a courtyard the size of SIX football fields to roam as you please  ?  would real jail give you the freedom to express who you ARE as an individual  ?  i think NOT !  well  ,  i’m awake  .  perhaps you could help me brainstorm this one time ,  hmm  ?  

#jailsent #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #/ when someone talks shit about he inmates: eh #/ when someone talks shit about superjail: HOW D A R E Y O U

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jailsent:

°  ｡ ◦ STARTER CALL  /  @superwarden   !!

❛              for   some   reason   i   can’t    seem   to   UNDERSTAND   you     &      your    need    for   this   prison  .   .       what’s    the   point   in   ruling   over   the  most   cruel  &    vile   scum   of   the   EARTH    such   as   them   ,    but   you   CHOOSE   to   help   them   in    a   simple   sense   to   .   .   .     rehabilitate   them   .  .      US  .    .         what’s   the   point ?             ❜

          ‘  WHAT’S THE POINT OF LIFE ITSELF  ?  why to live  ,  of course  !  each one of these inmates has a life  .  sure they screwed it up along the way  ,  but  ,  it’s a life regardless  !  and  i made a promise that when those twisted souls made their way through the gates of  SUPERJAIL  i was going to help them  ,  AND BY GOLLY  i will  ,  still  !  i’m going to make sure these poor inmates live the time of their life in SUPERJAIL  !  does that satisfy your question  , stingray  ?  ‘    

#jailsent #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #/ warden cares sm about his inmates !! #/ honestly chill ray is a delight

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if u smoke in front of the warden he’s gonna call u out on that shit

#↝ » ¦ miniature maythem! that’s my kind of sandwhich ↝ ooc. #this is an unofficial headcanon bUT IT'S LOOSELY BASED AROUND HIS FATHER'S CIGARS HOHOHO #OHOHO* i'm not fcking santa

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consider this a STARTER CALL from your fav noodle boi 

#adult swim rp #rick and morty rp #cartoon rp #superjail rp #q.

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None of that ever happened

#» ¦ like willy wonka but psychotic ↝ the warden. #asfgdhfjku

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               ‘  well, well, bu-ddy  -------  you have ruined yet ANOTHER one of my naps this week !  how can a MASTERMIND  such as myself create helpful  &  productive activities for the inmates of  superjail !?  they depend on me to keep them on the right track to rehabilitation  ! that’s YOU included .  thank you  ---  very much  !  ‘

@jailsent

#jailsent #» ¦ ic ↝ interactions. #here's this short thing 4 u !! #i'm always always up for plotting !! #i'M EXCITED I LOVE SUPERJAIL #AHH

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

#» ¦ like willy wonka but psychotic ↝ the warden. #lmao him thooooo

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For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory.

#» ¦ marvelous meme machine ↝ memes. #BRRRUUH #meme save.

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🎩 🎩 🎩

#» ¦ like willy wonka but psychotic ↝ the warden. #stylish af

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               ‘  AHH —–   mister rick sanchez of c137  .  ‘  impressed is he  ,  to bring yet another companion to his SUPERJAIL! another fine edition to his masterpiece for the world’s worst criminals  .  yes , this is sure to be an exquisite visit  .  arms stretch to either side  &  begin their familiar noodle-like state  .   ‘  WHAT BRINGS you to my little piece of heaven  ?  ‘  

@c137th

#c137th #i had to repost from the move ! #throws this @ u x2