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when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)

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Slimecicle intro bits have really escalated huh

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Maybe it's just the dog trainer in me, but you know what I really want from a minecraft update?

Dogs.

Not just tamed wolves, domesticated dogs.

We already got cats, now let's do dogs! And I know how it should work too.

Stray dogs spawn in villages, just like cats, and they're tamed with bones... but also when you breed two wolves there's a small chance you'll get a dog instead of a wolf, cus, domestication.

There's would be different breeds of dogs, and each have a different appearance, stats, and function. They would also have a occupation block, kinda like villagers do, (maybe it's literally a dog house, wouldnt that be so cute?) and would stay within a certain distance from that block.

They would have 3 modes.

Sit / Stay (dog would stay put until told to do otherwise.)

Follow (dog follows player.)

Work (different for each breed, defined below.)

1. Great Pyrenees

The Great Pyrenees is a livestock guardian dog, often used by farmers to protect livestock such as sheep.

Work Mode: The dog would stay within a certain distance from it's occupation block, and kill any foxes, ocelots, or wolves to enter that area.

It's in-game function would be to protect your livestock, like sheep or chickens, from predators.

You just put down an occupation block in your sheep pen, and the dog would freely roam that pen, guarding your livestock from wolves.

Because the Great Pyrenees' purpose is killing wolves and foxes, it would have slightly more health.

2. Border Collie

The Border Collie is most commonly used to move livestock. Now you might think this would make it obsolete in Minecraft, since we have leads and livestock will follow you while holding the appropriate food... but I've noticed that when moving livestock, I always seem to have a few stragglers that I have to go back to collect. (Also I have a soft spot for Border Collies and I just want them to be included.)

Work Mode: Herd the strangers towards you so you don't lose any, and you don't have to make several trips.

The Border Collie would have a much faster movement speed, but lower health since it's purpose is not combat oriented.

3. German Shepherd

Commonly used as protection dogs, this is your hostile mob fighting dog. It's in-game function is pretty simple, it does everything your tamed wolf does.

Work Mode: Stays within a certain distance of the occupation block, and kills any hostile mobs to enter the area.

Put this good boy outside your front door, and no more zombies will come knocking.

He would have higher health due to his combat focused purpose.

4. Bloodhound

Here's your sniffer dog.

Work Mode: Lead the player to specific items.

Show this dog an item, and if there's more within a certain distance (let's say 50 blocks in each direction?) it will lead you to it.

This one feels a bit over powered though, so we're gonna nerf him a little.

There's a small chance the Bloodhound will get confused and lead you to a similar item instead of what you showed him. The more valuable the item, the higher that chance becomes.

If there is a storage block (chest, barrel, hopper, dispenser, etc) or player with that item nearby, the Bloodhound will lead you to that.

The 50 block limit also applies vertically. He can smell 50 blocks up and down, so if you ask him to find diamonds, there could be diamonds 51 blocks down that he would not be able to find.

Also, here is a list of other things I would like included in this dog update...

Dog armor. Similar to horse armor, and could be found in all the same places as horse armor such as villages, or dungeons.

Cute behaviors like chasing their own tail, the little head tilt that wolves do, and sleeping on the bed like cats do.

Mixed breeds / mutts. Similar to horses, who are a mixture of their parents genes. If you mate two dogs of different breeds, the offspring should be a combination of the two. For example, a Bloodhound / Border Collie mix could have the model of the Bloodhound, the coloring of a Border Collie, and the stats/functionality of the Border Collie, etc. It's randomized.

While the Bloodhound is in Work Mode, his nose should be on the ground, cus it's cute.

Different colored collars would be cool

An item called a dog whistle, if you blow it all your dogs within a certain distance will change to follow mode and come to the player.

Different dog breeds should have different sounding barks, and wolves should howl, not bark.

Stray dogs should chase stray cats in villages.

I am VERY open to more suggestions. Thoughts?

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i like hc’ing ramon as trans just for my own inner child whatever bullshit but also for the spectacle that would be ramon going ‘this is my chance… they wont know ..how am i gonna show im a boy’ and then slapping a makeshift mustache on. and it worked.

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more shade and lumi shenanigans (I’m enjoying bringing updates on them to here hehe)

dapper is continuing the halo family tradition of robbing ppl’s furniture on the admin server 👍

pomme saw bad painting earlier today and is gonna pester him into making the drawing he owes her from christmas

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bioluminescence

a request by @priskeys , super sorry it took this long to finish, hope u like it!

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Bleaching Bones

Preview of a project on patreon called Eve's Ribs

https://www.patreon.com/outhwaite

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Mine: If I see sexist comments and/or inferiorizing comments about Baghera, it's instant block. You all pretend you want more inclusion and more women on big project but when the time comes you act like they are not even human, don't even come close of the respect you give to men that are creators.

Image: I respect you but if you come to my house to talk badly about my family or Baghera, you came to the wrong place.

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Concept for my oc Rarity’s campaign

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Ancient Nord Human Sacrifice via crushing

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Adam Adamowicz

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Man why did my incredibly low effort screencap of the most recent video on the official minecraft channel get more notes than literally every single piece of art I’ve ever created combined? 😭 I literally didn’t even crop the image

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I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.

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What if minecraft had a northern variation of the swamps?

"Travellers visiting the region note the appearance of strange blue lights, always hovering far out of reach. It is known that passing through the swamp during the hours of the day is completely safe, however, beware nightfall when the lights turn red."

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a warm sunset

midway through the process realised i wanna record a speedpaint so-

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Dude that was one of my first thoughts as well

I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!! This is the best minecraft update ever more mob variants is all I’ve ever wanted thank you mojang!!!