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2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

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Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

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Source

Video of Tama

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me at the beginning of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016

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Stranger Things + text posts (3/?)

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How can we tell them? ☹️

#brexit #cats #sad #eu referendum

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When I see a cat

Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]

Me: It's a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.

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sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

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What absolute maniacs! 😂

we’re lunatics 😂😜❤️ @gingoidcubed

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Place and time

How's gilb's dick compare to the horses she's used to?😂😉

robin you need to fuck off

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Feyt me for him

How's gilb's dick compare to the horses she's used to?😂😉

robin you need to fuck off

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Love you too bae 😘😂

How's gilb's dick compare to the horses she's used to?😂😉

robin you need to fuck off

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I think this Christmas is going to be a good one because I get to spend it with you.

Alyssia Marsh, the most important woman in my life, I love you ❤️ (via alyssiaandadam2016)

It's been like 2 weeks dipshit

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SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT