im going to vomit from laughing
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he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler
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i'm kinda like who that death cab was for
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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U should Only be reblogging from Me
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currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is
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she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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save me peter
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actually curious about this
OVER ALL!!!! your favourite game can be from mass effect but still prefer playing dragon age over all (as an example). i am considering the 3 main games for EACH.
rbs appreciated
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At the club googling Normal drinks to order
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