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BARBENHEIMER (2023)

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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I’m definitely capable of atrocities but picking the mean dialogue option in a video game is just too far.

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Breaking bad except walter white’s vagina is waxed not shaved

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me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

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im going to go shower please watch the reactor core for me while im gone

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bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

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Due to travel restrictions, the States decided to do this year’s coup at home.

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when covid ends i will be kissing all my friends on the lips in greeting like an italiana mobster

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the scene in jennifer’s body where she smears foundation all over her face in a desperate attempt to feel any semblance of normal after her body being violated and taken over by a demon and literally losing her humanity and the only way she can even think to fix it is to cover herself in makeup because that’s how the world wants to see girls and that’s what she’s been taught to do her whole life >>>>>>>>> fight club, american psycho, all marvel, anything by question tarantula ari astor or david fincher, any movie created by a man ever

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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

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Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

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me until august 4th

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i cant believe i have to fucking buy a twilight book in 2020

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My 4 moods

the gangs all here

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if now during the quarantine you have stopped wearing make up and shaving because 'nobody's going to see it anyways' maybe it's time to admit that you never did those things 'for yourself' in the first place and that it has always been about the pressure that society puts on women to conform to a certain standard of what is considered beautiful or desirable

#i had this exact same thought yesterday in the shower